01157 The base friend who escaped from the tiger's mouth
"Ahhhhhhh~~~!"
"Stop shouting, it's too noisy!"
"Where's my head? Ahhhhh~~~!"
"I'm not holding you!"
"No, I'm talking about my body~~~!"
"Gone!"
"My head fell off ahhhh~~~!"
"My head wasn't eaten! I didn't hold your head on the boat! And I didn't hang it on a fishhook to bask in the sun. What are you afraid of? You're still alive anyway!"
"It's so curious~~~!"
"It's just that some body parts have been lost. What's so surprising? You are now a robot! You have to look at yourself with the eyes of a robot!"
"I can't do it!"
"If you can't do that, just shut up and don't affect my escape! Look, they have already caught up!"
Xiao Wu raised his friend's head to face back, letting him see the convoy of vehicles chasing behind him, dragging dust behind them.
"Run, run! There are a lot of people behind you! It's the kind of wasteland convoy you want!"
The friend was instantly frightened. It was his first mission and he had never seen such a huge battle.
"It's a pity. Without BGM, real life is rubbish and has no sense of comedy at all. But it doesn't matter, because I can bring my own BGM!"
Xiao Wu snapped his fingers, and the exciting rock music suddenly sounded in the air around him. He didn't know where it came from.
"You really play BGM!"
"Don't worry, only we can hear this BGM. It would be too shameful for others to hear it!"
"You actually know!"
"Nonsense, I am also a shameless girl!"
"We won't be embarrassed until later. Run faster!"
"It won't work anymore. This machine has reached its limit. I can only change the settings any faster. I don't want it!"
"Then we will be killed!"
"What are you afraid of? The worst possible outcome is oops~!"
Xiao Wu accidentally stepped into a deep pit where she didn't know where it came from. She fell forward instantly and the head she was holding in her hands flew out.
"Aiyaaaah~~~!"
The friend's head flew out perfectly in accordance with the laws of physics, bouncing happily and rolling for dozens of meters without stopping.
"Ah, my boyfriend's head is flying. Am I incompetent as a girlfriend?"
Xiao Wu did not get up to pick up her head, but lay on the ground and muttered to herself.
"Stop barking, stop barking, I'm here to pick you up!"
"I'm so dizzy that I'm going to vomit~!"
"Spit it out, you only have one head now, do you want to spit out cerebrospinal fluid?"
"Run, run, they are catching up!"
"Oh, why don't we stop running? I'm tired. These guys drive wildly. If you want to outrun them, you have to keep sprinting. I'm tired."
"Don't give up!"
"Oh, you have to know how to give up at the right time in life, like..."
"Swish swish~!"
Several bullets hit the ground nearby, forcing Xiao Wu's words to be suppressed.
"Forget it, keep running. I don't like violence. It seems they are determined to kill us."
"Yes, yes, run quickly!"
Xiao Wu hugged her friend's head tightly and started running again. But because of the waste of time, the scavenger chasing team had narrowed the distance between them, which was only about a hundred meters. They started to attack the two of them.
Shooting, but because the weapon is not good and the body is not good, it is completely random shooting.
"Why are you slowing down?"
The friend found that the bullets flying over him were getting denser and denser, as if he was being overtaken bit by bit.
"Isn't it good for a woman to be slower? Do you want your girlfriend to be faster than you are?"
"No, why are you driving at this time?"
"It would be nice to have a car, why should I bother running!"
"Not that kind of driving!"
"It's you who got it wrong!"
"Okay, okay, can you please run faster?"
"I can't run anymore! I'm in mortal mode now, and my body has overheated. Didn't you notice that I'm already three reds now?"
Xiao Wutang pointed at the three rows of red lights on her hairpin.
"Ah? Shouldn't we turn on triple speed mode?"
"Three times the speed of the ghost! This is because the body is overheating and reducing power!"
"Why do you set yourself such a realistic setting?"
"We goddesses are very serious to begin with, okay! Since we have come to this world, we must abide by the settings of this world!"
"But your machine is nothing like this world! It's so powerful!"
"Theoretically it's possible! In reality it's not possible because they don't have enough technology!"
"Then can we exceed the speed limit? Run faster!"
"No, no, people have to take care of themselves. If you don't take care of yourself, no one will take care of you!"
"Then what should I do! I'm going to be caught up and killed!"
"You only have one head left, so you're so scared! The worst case scenario is..."
Xiao Wu suddenly stopped mid-sentence. She suddenly turned her gaze to the sky, as if she saw something extraordinary.
"Why are you looking at the sky? You're looking at the road!"
The gay friend shouted anxiously.
"What are you shouting for? Look!"
Xiao Wu raised her friend's head towards the sky.
"Ah? Airplane? Are the people in the city coming to hunt us too! It's over now!"
"You're not from the city, haven't you noticed that this plane is very old?"
"Seems to be?"
The somewhat tattered plane quickly approached the two of them from the side and rear. Its earthy yellow and peeling paint was completely different from the black planes in the city. The friend saw that the plane did not have a door, but had a machine gun.
, there is a figure above who is shooting at the pursuers behind.
"They are helping us!"
"That's right, the savior is here~!"
"Who are they?"
"Whatever! Anyway, it's a good thing if someone saves us!"
The plane swayed and lowered in altitude, gradually becoming parallel to the two escaping people. The friend saw the man in the all-metal body manning the machine gun waving to them, and then a rope was thrown out of the cabin, seemingly
This is how they get on the plane.
"Quick, quick! Grab that rope!"
"How to grab it! If I grab the rope, I can't hug you. If I hug you, I can't grab the rope!"
"Are you talking about earthy love words!"
"I'm stating the facts!"
"Then what should we do!"
"There is a way, let's see if you accept it!"
"As long as I can run away, I'll accept it!"
"Okay, then I'll throw you up first!"
"Ah? Wait a minute..."
"Eh~!"
Xiao Wu didn't wait for her friend to finish speaking, and threw her head towards the cabin like a basketball.
"Ahhhhhh~~~!"
The friend's head screamed and drew an arc, and then was caught by the all-metal man with a "pop" sound. Xiao Wu smiled at the other person, jumped up and caught the body.
The plane sank for a moment, and the pilot who felt the weight immediately pulled the plane up, then accelerated to distance himself from the scavengers. The speed of flight had an obvious advantage, and the pursuing convoy could only stop and curse, and watch them go away.