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Captain, don't shoot

"There will be a dedicated person in charge of the follow-up matters. All you need to do is to adjust your mentality and prepare to shine in your new position. Of course, if the adjustment is not good, we can help you adjust. Then, the meeting is dismissed."

Reimei looked around the audience and made a concluding speech. Everyone in the audience disappeared in the white light one after another, presumably being sent back to their original places.

"Ling Mei, this meeting of yours is really... I think it should be called a mission briefing."

"Why? I obviously invited all their senior officials here, and all the decisions made here are approved by them."

"...No, using death threats or anything like that is just force."

"That's your illusion."

After sending off these big shots, it's almost time to go home. This kind of messy power struggle makes me tired. Well, it's mainly because I don't have enough brains to understand why these people want to make things so complicated.

"Amy, in fact, the power struggle in this civilization is not very complicated. At least they have clear camps and goals. In some struggles, you have me in you, and you have me in you. Your goals are multiple, and my goals are also multiple.

That's called complicated." Lingmei handed me a goddess popsicle and pointed out my mistake.

I took the popsicle and stuffed it into my mouth, shaking my head slightly: "I now understand why Yisi likes the simple and crude way. Oh, you all like the simple and crude way. The society of intelligent creatures is really too complicated.

It’s really upsetting. I used to just stay at home and didn’t feel that way. Now I feel so exhausted from dealing with any organization or group. I really don’t understand why so many people are so enthusiastic about this kind of thing.”

Sister Aini gently touched my head: "Because all mortals are weak, and in order to become as strong as possible, they have no choice but to do whatever it takes."

"Forget it, I'd better concentrate on being a goddess." I waved my hand, indicating that it didn't matter.

"Ling Mei, queen, did you send her directly back to the palace?" Sister Aini asked Ling Mei.

Ling Mei nodded slightly: "Yes, we need her to take up the post as soon as possible."

Hearing this conversation, I immediately opened my mouth and pointed at Ling Mei: "Wait! I just said something feels wrong! Shouldn't this queen still be on the cruise ship? You actually ran to catch her!"

Ling Mei looked at me in confusion: "Yes, she needs to be present in this meeting, so I went to invite her."

"You will scare those people in the fleet to death!"

"No way? I explained the situation when I went there, and the scene here was also broadcast in real time. The people in the fleet have nothing to worry about, right?"

"...Forget it, consider it bad luck for them if they meet you..." I shook my head and walked out.

"Why are you running so fast? We still have some things to do!" Sister Aini caught up with me and held my arm.

"Huh? What are you doing? Isn't it time to go home?" I turned around and asked with a frown.

"Redemption, have you forgotten?"

"...Do we need to do that kind of thing ourselves? Why don't we let the omnipotent lower-level goddess do it?"

"Why are you so lazy, you brat? The lower-level goddess has more important things to do, so we can just take care of such inconsequential things."

"...The hero will be very sad to hear you say that..."

A few seconds later, Sister Aini and I appeared in the secret prison of the Security Bureau.

"Knife~keep~the person!!!" As soon as Sister Aini appeared, she held up the data terminal containing the pardon document and shouted.

The security bureau guards were stunned for a moment, and then they all raised their guns and pointed them at us.

"Sister, I think it would be better for you to shout, 'Don't shoot, it's one of our own'..."

"Don't shoot, we are one of our own. I have a document specially approved by the Queen!" Sister Aini actually shouted as I said.

The guards looked at each other and had no choice but to report to their superiors. A few minutes later, a captain-like figure ran over.

"How did you get in? Who are you!"

"Don't worry about it for now. You see, this document is absolutely real and valid. We are here to arrest someone." Sister Aini shook the terminal in her hand, causing the guards to become nervous.

The guard captain nervously took over the terminal, and after checking it on his own terminal, he showed a surprised expression: "This... is actually signed by Her Royal Highness the Queen herself!"

"Can I still lie to you? Take us to pick up someone quickly." Sister Aini curled her lips, looking impatient.

"But where are your access authorization documents? This is a confidential area of ​​the Security Bureau, and unauthorized personnel are not allowed to enter." The guard captain raised his head and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"..."X2

"...Wait a moment..." Sister Aini said and disappeared directly, causing the guards to scream in surprise.

"Where has she gone!" The guard captain was shocked and asked me in a loud voice.

"How could I know!" I replied helplessly while maintaining my surrender gesture.

"Ah, I'm back, there's no problem now." Just as he was saying this, Sister Aini suddenly appeared again. The stunned guards accidentally let their guns go off.

"Dang Dang Dang crotch~"

By the way, do all the weapons of this civilization sound so weird?

"Hey, hey, hey! Be careful! Your leader will be hurt!" Sister Aini had teleported in front of the captain and blocked the bullet with her own body.

"Thank you~Thank you..." The frightened guard captain looked at Sister Aini with a strange look?

"Well, it's just a piece of cake. Take care of your subordinates. This kind of quality will be killed by powerful criminals?" Sister Aini closed one eye and made a muzzle blowing gesture with her hand.

The guard captain looked at Sister Aini and instantly turned into a young man in love...a big bug...

"Young man, I know you are obsessed with me. Although I don't mind the racial issue, my heart has already belonged to someone else, so it is impossible for us." Sister Aini put on a flirtatious posture, yes.

, it’s about flirting with girls, not guys, he said to the guard captain in a heroic manner.

The six eyes of Captain Big Bug dimmed instantly, and he looked as if he was about to cry? But can bugs cry?

Wait, sister Aini is really a fortress! She can actually charm others across races???

"Of course, brat, sister, I am a super chic and handsome perfect goddess!" Sister Aini proudly showed off to me.

What the hell is a perfect goddess? Aren't you the goddess of life? Even if you are, it should be Sister Aiti who has obsessive-compulsive disorder, right?

"Okay, okay, this is our access authorization, please check it... Hey! Don't be sad and do your job well! You guys, come and persuade your captain!" Sister Aini saw that the big bug didn't react.

, helplessly asked other guards for help.

This big bug who fell in love with Sister Aini in an instant and fell out of love in an instant, finally finished checking the documents with tears in his eyes and took us to the cell to pick up the person.

It turns out that the Zerg really can cry, but won’t the tears flowing from the upper eyes directly cover the lower eyes? Don’t they feel uncomfortable?

"The insect man has a third eyelid, so he won't feel uncomfortable." Sister Aini beside him explained in time.

Well, such a species is really convenient, and you don’t have to worry about sand getting into your eyes.

"That's right, sister."

"What's wrong?"

"Your taste is strong enough."

"Pfft~ I was just joking!"

"You hurt him, but you laughed it off."

"..., boy, are you in debt?"

"No, I was wrong, please forgive me."


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