Xiao Wu pushed aside a twisted metal plate, "pulled" herself out from the ground, tore off her already tattered protective clothing, and danced again to shake off the dust on her body. Well, she was the same as when she first left the factory, with no injuries.
any damage.
"Hey, wake up, I don't have a girl to talk to now, so stop pretending to be dead!"
Xiao Wu patted the gay friend hanging on her waist on the head, but received no response.
"Damn! You actually scared the electronic brain to the point of burning up. Are you too timid? Forget it, you are no longer timid. Wake up!"
Xiao Wu took off the head and shook it vigorously.
"Ahhhh~~~~~!!!"
As soon as the gay guy came to life, he started screaming.
"Why are you shouting so loudly! Be careful, I will throw you out!"
"I...I'm not dead!"
"I've already died once, you coward, and you scared yourself to death!"
"Ah~~~!"
"I told you to shut up!"
Xiao Wu threw her friend's head to the ground and stepped into the ground with her boot.
The gay friend's shouting stopped immediately.
"Are you calm?"
"Calm down, dig me out quickly..."
"Cut~"
Xiao Wu used the slender heel of her boots to hook the buckle on her friend's "skull armor" and lifted him out with a slight lift. The friend's head drew a high throw line and landed accurately.
Xiao Wu raised the ball on his lap, but this was not a benefit, because Xiao Wu started to bounce the ball on his lap.
About five minutes later, Xiao Wu, who had finished her fancy performance, held her gay friend's head in her hands again, just like a yandere girl looking at a part of her lover.
"Are you dizzy?"
"Dizzy~ I feel like vomiting..."
"Pull your farts, how can you vomit?"
"But I just want to vomit..."
"It's all psychological. You have to adapt to this kind of high-intensity maneuvering. You won't be able to avoid it when you go on missions with me in the future."
"We...can we not go on a mission? Can we do back office work?"
"No, I don't like doing back office work!"
"But Erica works as a back-office worker just for her husband!"
"She is her, and I am me. I will not pamper you unconditionally! I made it clear to you when we first met~ It was you who said you would accompany me everywhere!"
"I just said it casually... I didn't know you would actually go to strange places and do dangerous things! And you still took me to do it with you~~~"
"Don't say it casually. Although our goddess looks very forgetful, she is doing it deliberately to be cute! It's impossible to forget serious things! Since you said it, I will take it as your promise to me.
It must be fulfilled!”
"I know, so didn't I come with you..."
"Yes, but you came reluctantly~"
"I have fulfilled my promise, you can't ask me to happily do the things I'm afraid of..."
"Forget it, forget it, you have to get rid of your timidity quickly! Sister Amy was timid at first, but now she can stand alone! You still die too few times, it would be better if you die more times
!”
"do not!"
"Anyway, from now on, it's just us again. We have to find a way to get to Green Forest City."
"Why didn't you chase them just now~ They are far away now..."
"We just have to wait for them to go away! Only if I die once will the girl's mind change. This is an important sacrifice!"
"Why does she have to die once before she can change?"
"Because human beings are very cheap creatures. Don't you know this common sense? Even if the child has mechanically ascended, she is still a human being. Such intense sadness will have an effective impact on her. Human beings can only remember sadness.
If you can't live with happiness, sometimes you may not even be able to remember sadness, so you have to inflict trauma on it. You think I want to, but that's how we treat human beings, and there's nothing I can do about it!"
"Can't you give me some good advice..."
"Not all problems in this world can be solved by being emotional and reasonable. Children like her who have been taught crookedly since childhood must break down their three views and then stand up!"
"All right……"
"Hey, it's really troublesome. If I had known about it, I would have thought of a way to keep a car~~~"
Xiao Wu looked worried at the metal debris scattered everywhere, while the "exploded" transport truck in the distance was still burning with blazing fire.
"If it doesn't work out, we have no choice but to leave..."
"I don't want to go hiking in a place where birds don't poop. It's not interesting at all! Forget it, under special circumstances, the ban on cheating will be lifted!"
"Ah? What do you want to do?"
"Just watch it!"
Xiao Wu clapped her hands, and the nearby metal parts that had been twisted and scrapped suddenly flew into the air, spinning and colliding with each other, sparking, and gradually forming a large metal ball. Xiao Wu snapped her fingers again, and each of the metal balls flew out and returned to normal.
The parts are assembled on the ground like building blocks to assemble a large truck in the style of a scavenger.
"Okay, now we have a car!"
Xiao Wu nodded with satisfaction
"Wow~~~Are you the Magnet King?"
"I'm much stronger than King Magneto! Get ready to go!"
"oh……"
Xiao Wu jumped up to the truck, stepped on the pedal, opened the rusty door and got into the cab. She inserted her friend's head into the gear lever with a click, and then pressed
Activate the switch.
"Huh? Why didn't you respond?"
"Why did you put me here?"
"There's no place to put it! Stop talking nonsense. Why can't my car drive?"
"Is this car out of gas?"
"How could it be? I obviously...oh, it's really out of oil. Why does the scavenger's car burn oil? Where did they get the oil?"
"It's probably biorefined... This world seems to have this kind of technology, or is alcohol directly burned?"
"Oh, it's really troublesome! Forget it, we can only make major changes! Let's go to the radiation zone city!"
"Ah? Why did you go to that ghost place?"
"Go treasure hunting! There is a prototype of a nuclear battery hidden there. If you dig it out, you can keep driving~!"
"But that place is far away from us~ Do you want to walk there?"
"Of course not, let's drive there!"
"But the car is out of gas~"
"..."
"Can't you make oil?"
"That would be boring! Forget it, change it to a bicycle!"
"ah?"
Xiao Wu still clapped her hands, and the truck beneath her began to shake. The pedal part under her boots quickly disassembled and reorganized, and a pedal mounted on the crankshaft appeared.
"Done, let's see who else can stop me!"
Xiao Wu stepped on the pedal with her beautiful mecha boots and slowly pushed hard to drive the truck forward.
"you……"
The friend was speechless, but since he was mounted on the gear lever, he couldn't say much.
"What kind of engine do you want? I'm so powerful, so there's no need to regret it! Speed up and change gears!"
"Ouch! Don't push me over the head!"
"You are heading the ball with the gear lever now, who are you going to push if you don't push it!"
"Then be gentler!"
"Do you think this car is suitable for gentle driving?"
"I am your fiancé..."
"This is training for you, it's love, understand? Love!"
"Your love is too twisted..."
"It doesn't matter! Let's go, go to the radiation zone city to dig batteries, and then go to Green Forest City!"
"Ah? Didn't you say you don't need an engine?"
"Do you want to exhaust me to death? It's only a few kilometers to the radiation zone city, and how many kilometers to Green Forest City! Do you love me or not?"