Dig the corner of XXism
Looking at Lingmei playing games, I discovered a strange phenomenon: Lingmei's skills in playing games are not particularly good, that is, they are faster than mine, and they are not even at an ordinary master's level. Logically speaking, her direct control method in her brain should have a reaction speed far beyond the limit of humans. And as a god with infinite computing speed and predictable computing speed, she should have a super plug-in.
"Amy, do you think it's strange?" Zemi turned her head and asked me, and the game continued.
"Yes, are you playing games with the mortal power?"
"Isn't this smart?"
"Why?"
"Because I don't like bullying people, whether it's reality or games, of course these two things are not much different for me."
"Well, is this the energy of being a god?"
"No, this is the self-moodiness of being the most beautiful girl in the world."
“…”
"So, do you want to play together?"
"No... I'm all my attention on you when I'm with you, I can't concentrate on playing..."
"Well? Isn't it okay to just look at me by dividing a thread?"
"No...my brain...no, my soul can't accept this way of thinking."
"Ha, okay, then you can watch it from the side."
After saying that, Lingmei stopped talking and focused on playing games. Although I knew that there was no concept of concentration for her, I just thought about it this way.
After staring at Zemi who was motionless, my bored soul was on the body again. After saying hello to her, I got up and left her room.
I am not interested in games, so I should be considered a dead charge now, right?
After running to the back garden of the house for half an hour and fully enjoying the beautiful scenery of the earth below, I felt that my boredom was beyond help. No wonder I always said that people should always have something to do, and if they don’t pursue anything, they will get bored.
By the way, why do those rich people build courtyards so luxuriously? What's the use? They are not interested in growing flowers, but they plant so many ornamental plants and then hand them over to others for care. Why?
"Idiot, you have said ornamental plants, so of course it is for viewing! A beautiful courtyard is for appreciation, which can cultivate people's sentiments and improve people's style. You, a civilian who has lived in a tube building since childhood, will not understand it at all! Let me tell you a good story, and the beautiful environment develops and improves individual artistic abilities..."
"Stop! IS, just take Xinglu well! Don't peep at me if you have nothing to do! I don't listen, I don't want to listen!" I held my forehead and tried to send IS away, who was in a mess.
"Tsk, vulgar!" Is said a word of mockery and lost his voice.
Well, they are just ordinary people, IS, you are indeed right.
When people are bored, they always think of their gay friends. This is the correct way to use them. I never know where to take out my phone that I haven’t used for a long time, so I called my gay friend. I didn’t know where this one has it, but it actually has the function of automatic storage. I was obviously stuffed into the ditch with my phone?
The prompt sounded for a long time, but my friend didn't answer the phone, as if he was busy with something. Just when I wanted to hang up the phone, the phone was connected.
"boom!"
A huge explosion came from the phone, and I quickly kept the phone away from my ears to avoid being stunned. What is this guy doing? Did the gas at home explode?
"Hey! What's the matter!" The gay friend's voice came from the phone, and it sounded very anxious?
"What the hell are you doing? What happened to the explosion just now?"
"It's hard to explain... Boom~ I'm very busy now, I'll just hang up first if I have nothing to do!"
"Damn, what are you doing? Why are you explosions?"
"I'm rumbled with... rumble~ Xiao Wu, save another world... bang~~"
"..., then you're busy first, I'll be dead."
"Okay...boom~~~drip, drip, drip, drip..."
It seems that people who are related to this group of goddesses are not easy to live? This guy is clearly opening a shop in the city, so why did he suddenly run to save the world? It seems that although the goddess is good, don’t be greedy... Otherwise, all kinds of things will kill you.
"Aren't you dead?" X9
"Xinglu, don't join in the fun and complain about me with them!"
So boring, really boring! Now I feel even more bored than when I was staying at home! People are used to another kind of life, and it is very difficult to go back to what they used to be.
"You guys, you're so annoying! If you're so idle, come and catch the thief with me!"
"You are the one who peeks at me first! What do you mean to be so annoying!"
"Isn't this afraid that something will happen to you? If you are powerful, we don't need to keep staring at you!"
"...So this is why I peeked at me... Although I was a little moved, I still felt something was wrong."
"Stop talking nonsense, will you come?"
"Don't go."
"...You little brat, go to die!" Sister Aini said without a sound.
Really, a dignified goddess actually ran to catch thieves! You can catch a war dealer or something, what's the ability to catch thieves? You really don't pursue it!
"Are you used to being a keyboard warrior? Come on, show me your skills!"
Sister Aini suddenly appeared behind me. Before I could react, she had already pulled me and disappeared into the white light.
"Sister, what are you doing... Um..." I was about to complain, but Sister Aini covered her mouth and pressed her to the ground.
"Quiet! Now you are not allowed to make sounds, you are only allowed to talk in your brain!"
"You let me go first! Where is this?"
"The nuclear arsenal at the border between the Black Bear Republic and the White Bear Federation."
"Damn!"
Sister Aini and I are now lying in a dense bush. A little further ahead of us is a bunker gate half buried in the hillside. Although the walls are mottled, the barbed wire and other things are rusted. However, the soldiers with live ammunition nearby, the guard posts with machine guns and grenade launchers, all told people: This is not an abandoned base.
I looked at Sister Aini with a horror: "What you mean by catching thieves is to go to such a place to catch them?"
"What do you think? Do I really go out to the street to catch thieves? And in the current social environment, no one is going to be a thief. Who can do the thankless job?" Sister Aini patted my head lightly and said disapprovingly.
"I'll go, the goddess is amazing. This kind of ancient profession that has accompanied human civilization along the way can be eliminated... No! Why are you catching thieves in such a place?"
"A thief who illegally steals nuclear warheads."
"You can still be called a thief if you are so powerful!"
"All the thieves are thieves? Isn't stealing considered stealing?"
"This is not the point... the point is a group that can steal things from the military base. You can't describe it in words like thieves! This is simply a super organization that can compete with the power of the country!"
"It doesn't exist, there is no such organization on earth." When Sister Aini heard my words, she looked puzzled.
"Ha? Who has the ability to steal things from the military base?"
"Of course it's the country itself."
"Ha? The country steals its own things?" I looked at Sister Aini with a confused look on my face, feeling that I had become mentally retarded again.
"Well, kid, you still have a lot of things you don't understand. Let your sister teach you another lesson."
"Are you sure you want to lie in the bushes to teach me?"
"...If you don't mind destroying the atmosphere, I'll stop now and set up a lecture hall here to teach you."
Chapter completed!