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human farce

"Are you talking about the people from the Baoyuan Society?" Thinking of the long and shabby name of that organization, I directly created an abbreviation.

"Baoyuanhui? That's a good abbreviation. You're quite talented."

"Is this hurting me...then, where are they?"

"You haven't come yet. This kind of shameful operation can only be carried out at night, right? Soldiers are not deaf and blind. Do you think you can wear a ghillie suit and lie down in the grass in broad daylight, and people can't see you when they walk by you?

?”

"Well, that seems to be the case, but why would Baoyuan come here to steal the nuclear warhead?"

"I've forgotten it even if you don't tell me. I haven't told you the reason yet. Do you remember the assassin in the amusement park some time ago?"

"Remember, what happened?"

"Baoyuanhui has given up on this kind of trivial matter. They plan to make big news."

"You mean they're going to drop a nuclear bomb on us?"

"That's right, and there are many, many nuclear bombs. Now it's interesting." Sister Aini said, showing an expectant smile.

"No, no, no, where's the fun in this? And if there are a lot of nuclear bombs, how can they be stolen? It's obviously a national coalition, so why not just give the order to launch an attack?"

"Because human beings' ideas are...ridiculous. People from the Baoyuan Society believe that launching attacks directly in the name of the country will be a reason for us to attack human civilization with force. But attacking in the name of non-governmental organizations will give us no reason to attack human civilization."

Humanity has gone to war. Although we have always been kind and lawful, this is a very dangerous and naive idea. On our own planet, this may still be feasible, because everyone has about the same power, and we have to take into account international influence and so on.

But among civilizations, no one cares about public opinion, especially between two civilizations with a huge gap in level."

"...Fortunately we are crooked gods, otherwise the earth would have been burned into a glass ball..."

"What does it mean to be unreasonable! But according to the way these senior officials are doing it, if aliens really come, the glass ball will be burned."

"But how to steal many nuclear bombs? No, it should be said that it is impossible to steal even one, right? How can we take out nuclear warheads from a heavily guarded weapons depot, except for strictly following the instructions and procedures?"

"Kill all the guards and transport them out."

"Can it still be called stealing? It's already been an open robbery! And even if the guards are killed, what about the security doors and the like? The door of the nuclear weapons depot cannot be destroyed by bombs and cutting tools, right?"

"They work for the state, so they naturally have pass codes given by the state. When the time comes, it will be down to the aging of the system and bugs will be found."

"...Then, how can you frame someone with such great ability?"

"Of course. On Earth today, the lives of civilians are very stable, but the world of these careerists is in turmoil. A bunch of anti-goddess organizations, large and small, have been established. They can just make up any organization to blame them."

"What the hell kind of organization is this...and can this really work? My own nuclear arsenal was attacked but there was no response. Isn't this obviously intentional?"

"Due to lack of funds and obsolete equipment, the defender's request for reinforcements was unclear after it was sent out. The correspondent on duty at the same time drank too much vodka and did not make a judgment and report it immediately. In the end, the reinforcements failed to arrive in time. Do you think

There are considerations why we chose this legacy facility from the Cold War era of the old alliance."

"...What a good plan."

"Indeed, it's just that from our perspective, it's all part of a farce."

"Then what happens after the warhead is stolen? Throw it to the Dream City with your hands? If you use a missile, you can't blame it, right? It's impossible for prime ministers and presidents to say that they were forced by armed organizations to release nuclear bombs.

Bar?"

"Suicide attacks. The City of Dreams still has no security checks. The Baoyuan Society has absorbed many terrorist organizations. It's ironic, right?" Sister Aini shrugged and showed a helpless smile.

"Well, dirty politics."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Get ready, let's go there. From now on, your name is Ekaterina Ivanovna, and my name is Nastasya Vasilyeva."

"Huh? What is this for?"

"Join the army. How can you get in without a suitable identity?" Sister Aini tilted her head and expressed dissatisfaction with my question.

"Join the army? What are you planning? What exactly are we going to do?"

"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that our image also needs to be changed." Sister Aini stood up and snapped her fingers, and our images immediately changed.

I turned into an Eastern European beauty with long chestnut hair, while Sister Aini changed into short light blonde hair. Of course, we are now in the third form, and our beauty value has been reduced by 50%. As for what we wear,

Then he changed into the same military uniform as the base soldiers.

Because Sister Aini turned on the third-person mode for me, it is very easy to see my own image. I would like to emphasize this.

"Let's go, let's go. We are the officers of this weapons depot now. I am the second lieutenant and you are the sergeant. Remember?" Sister Aini took my hand and walked in the opposite direction of the underground bunker.

"Where are we going? And why do you have a higher rank than me?"

"Find a legitimate reason to go in. Isn't it natural that I am more capable than you?"

"Ah, I'm speechless..."

We walked very fast, and soon we were out of the base's warning range. Sister Aini pretended to check the surroundings, and after confirming that no one was around, she took me to the road leading to the base.

"To be honest, sister, why on earth did we lie there silently just now? We were blatantly wandering around in front of the base without being noticed. What's the point of lying there?"

"Oh, originally I planned to play by myself, and I would be caught off guard if I killed Baoyuan. Now that you are here, the game plot will be slightly changed!" Sister Aini looked at me sheepishly, showing an apologetic expression.

Smile.

"Boy, my name is not Ani now, my name is Nastasya, please remember it!"

"Don't read your mind so quickly and then complain!"

Ani... Nastasya took out her Fertile Omega from nowhere. This car has turned into a military jeep commonly seen in the federal army. The appearance of this car seems to have matched the times.

It is out of touch, but it has conquered the muddy ground in the Federation. Its reliability is not comparable to those luxury city SUVs that easily cost millions.

"Let's go, kid." Sister Aini greeted me to get in the car.

"Are we just going to drive right in?"

"What do you think? We are now serious stationed officers and soldiers."

I have to say, these goddesses just like to play with me. After getting in the car, Sister Aini deliberately acted cute - she said she didn't know how to drive a manual transmission car, so she asked me to drive... Where is the Drift King that we agreed on in the driving school?

?Where are the ninety-nine consecutive hairpins that we promised? Were they all eaten together with integrity?

"Sister, why did the Baoyuan Society attack just after we came back?" I asked Sister Aini while driving hard.

"Oh, this is planned. When I was in Andromeda, I accelerated the evolution of the Milky Way. We have been out for less than a week, but two months have passed on the earth. The City of Dreams is near the equator, you can't feel it.

It’s just a change of seasons.”

"... This is really a way to play with human beings... It's already November. Logically speaking, winter should have arrived here long ago, but I don't feel anything in my body right now." Although I was talking.

, but his eyes were fixed on the road, even though there was not a single car on the road.

"After all, it is the body of a goddess. These troublesome feelings are not simulated. However, it is early in winter here, so it is normal not to feel anything. Alas, it feels really uncomfortable without the body." Sister Aini pulled on her body.

Military uniform complained.

"Well, I don't feel anything at all. I should say, this is not clothes. I feel the same no matter what style I wear."

"How is that possible! How can stilettos and flat shoes feel the same? Our boots have feelings!" After hearing my words, Sister Aini immediately became unwilling and shouted, patting the chair.

"Stop making trouble! If you make trouble again, I'll get into trouble! The only effect of stiletto heels on me is that I won't be able to stand steadily at the beginning, and this was deliberately set by Lingmei. Now I feel like wearing it

Just like bare feet, it has no effect at all?" I held the steering wheel steady and expressed my feelings.

"Tch, that's because, kid, you haven't discovered the true purpose of the body yet."

"I know, sex toys, right?"

"...! You are so smart!"

"After spending so long with you nymphomaniacs, I already know this kind of thing without saying anything..."


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