"Who? Aliens?" The blond couldn't help but answer.
"She fell directly from the sky like a cannonball and hit the center of the open space. She was dressed strangely and looked like a sadistic queen in a brothel."
"Wow, you must be very happy then?" The bald head turned his head slightly and said jokingly.
"The locals were frightened. They thought it was a god coming to the world. They all threw away their weapons and lay on the ground, both the enemy and ourselves. We quickly recognized her identity and subconsciously shot at her."
"You are so courageous." The little man commented from the side.
"Our bullets had no effect on her, and she looked around as if she was not affected at all. A guy in a tank fired at her, and the shell exploded on her body, but she was unharmed. When the unlucky tank that fired the gun saw this,
He started to reverse the car and tried to escape."
"..." X4, everyone was silent, waiting for the rest of the story.
The flat-headed man raised his head and looked at the crowd, but there was a hint of fear in his ferocious eyes: "For some reason, all the vehicles stalled, and the two guys who fired the guns came out of the turret and ran towards us, while the others
The member was still inside and hadn’t come out. She seemed to be interested in the tank, so she walked over. It looked like a model at a lingerie exhibition."
"That must be very sexy!" the blond man said again in a mean tone.
"She walked up to the tank, jumped on it, inserted her hands directly into the front armor of the turret, then lifted off the turret like a bucket lid, threw it aside, then bent down and said to the people inside: 'Hello, fresh
canned meat!'"
"What? They actually eat people?" The blonde opened his mouth in surprise, with an expression of disbelief.
"Then she grabbed the edge of the turret ring and literally ripped open the front armor of the vehicle like a can. The guys in the tank were shooting at her as hard as they could. They must have been terrified, even us who were watching.
I was shocked. But she acted very calmly, still smiling, and picked them up like chickens and threw them aside."
No one answered, and the flat-headed man took a puff of cigarette and continued to tell the story.
"I don't know why, but we couldn't move. We could only stand there stupidly. We couldn't even escape. The guys in the other tank could still move, but they crawled out in turds. Soon
They ran away without a trace. She didn't stop them, she just smiled and watched them escape. Then she grabbed the remains of the tank with one hand, walked to another tank, turned the remains upside down on it, and then turned to us
Said: 'Dang, Dang, Dang, crotch! This is a tank that can't turn over!'"
"..." X4, everyone was still speechless.
"We were all frightened and naturally couldn't say anything to her, which made her very angry. So, she made a horrible move. I swear I will never forget it in my life. This kind of thing is obviously just
Could be in movies and nightmares!"
The flat-headed man raised his voice and opened his eyes wide.
"She's getting bigger! Just like in "The Fifty Feet Woman"! She complained as she used her high-heeled boots to trample two tanks into scrap metal while the locals lying next to her
It also turned into meat paste! That scene was more terrifying than any battle I have ever seen, not even the massacre can compare to it!"
Everyone was shocked, and the bald man driving the car even turned his head, opened his mouth, and tilted the steering wheel. Fortunately, Allen came to his senses in time and straightened the steering wheel, otherwise the story would have ended here.
"How did you survive?" Allen asked in a low voice.
"'I didn't mean it!' That's what she said. After discovering that she had trampled the locals to death, she immediately returned to her original position and looked very anxious. She said things like 'I didn't mean it, I'm sorry',
While jumping in place like an ordinary woman, she quickly remembered something, and then did something... that only God can do."
"Resurrection?" the tall blond asked with wide eyes.
"Yes, resurrected. She just clapped her hands, and the flesh and blood in that area quickly restored and reorganized, turning into militiamen lying on the ground again. And the resurrected militiamen seemed to know nothing.
, still lying there mumbling."
After the flat-headed man finished speaking, he took another puff of the cigarette, and then threw the remaining part out of the car.
"Then she appeared in front of me instantly, staring at me with a weird smile."
"Why you? Why did you offend her?" The tall blond man lost his lust at this time and asked in a serious tone.
"I don't know, probably because I am the commander of this battle. She was so close to me, I could smell the faint scent of barbecue on her body. She stared at me for a few seconds, and then said to me:
'What you saw today is absolutely forbidden to be revealed? Do you understand?'"
"Wow, you imitated her tone so realistically. How did you do it?" The bald head turned around and sighed.
"Concentrate on driving and don't interrupt!" X3, the remaining three people glared at him.
"At that time, I wanted to give a positive answer, but I didn't take any action. Actions like nodding were not restricted, but I just couldn't do it. I don't know if it was because of fear or because of the other person's beauty. I was stunned.
After a few seconds, she lightly tapped me on the shoulder, smiled, and then disappeared."
Having said this, the flat-headed man breathed out a sigh of relief.
"What happened next?" Allen asked.
"Ignoring the nagging locals, we drove the pickup truck and ran back directly. Yes, after she disappeared, all the vehicles returned to normal. However, when we returned to the manor of our employer, the warlord, we found that it had become
A big pit was created, and it looked like she had stepped on it. The servants of the manor gathered around the pit to worship, and the warlord, we never found him again."
After the story was told, the flat-headed man suddenly looked out the window and found that there was nothing unusual, then he sat back on the chair again.
"Is it okay for you to tell us this story? Didn't she tell you not to tell it?" the little man asked a little worriedly.
"After I left that place, she came to me again, on the plane. No, it should be said that her voice came to me. At that time, her voice sounded in my mind out of thin air, and she said to me:
'Well, now you can tell this story to others, and if you successfully convince them to change careers, there will be rewards~'"
"...After going through this kind of thing, you are still doing this?" The tall blond man shook his head, expressing his incomprehension.
"I don't know why, but I just want to keep going. After that incident, I didn't get any new jobs. When I got the opportunity this time, I came without hesitation. Maybe it was her will.
Death is the best punishment for me."
"Hey, don't say something so unlucky! She's just a very powerful alien, not a god!" The tall blond man looked like he no longer had any lust at all.
"No, they said they were gods when they came. I believe they are gods."
After the crew cut man finished speaking, he turned to look out the window and stopped talking. The atmosphere in the car suddenly became dull.
"We are almost there. Let's tidy up and get ready to work." The bald head pointed to the faint light in front and said to everyone.