“Don’t miss it if you’re passing by! Please come and find out more!”
"Hey~ you guys, come here! Sister, I have benefits here~"
"Come here and take a look. Anyway, you won't die if you look at it. Even if you die, it doesn't matter."
"..."
"Everyone, come quickly! Sakura-chan will give you blessings of love!"
"Oh my, my sister will be angry if you don't come and take a look, right?"
"Oh ho ho ho ho~~~ If you kneel under my boots, it's not impossible for me to change your lives! Oh ho ho ho ho ho~"
"..."
"Uh-huh? Why don't you say anything, Yisi? You won't attract customers like this?"
"Loli is here, come here quickly!"
I yelled with everyone for a while, and finally I couldn't hold back the questions in my heart and spoke to Ling Mei.
"By the way, what are we doing? Whose store is this behind? What is it for? You actually asked us to be the sales girls? Isn't this a bit too embarrassing?"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a store that sells lottery tickets, and it's public."
"Huh? Lottery tickets? Why are you selling this thing?"
"This is not an ordinary lottery. The prize is not money, but something like luck."
"Ha!? Luck can also be used as a prize? Then don't the Europeans get paler the more they are slapped?"
"Of course not. People who are already very lucky will not be able to win prizes like luck, but people who are unlucky will have a high probability of winning."
"Well, it seems quite conscientious, so what can I use to buy this lottery ticket?"
"Of course, good and evil are worth it. This lottery center is open to all mankind. As long as you have the qualifications to enter the Dream City, you can buy it. Do good deeds, accumulate virtue, and then change your life. What a good thing. This is the real meaning.
Welfare lottery."
"...This is really...an amazing lottery...besides luck? Are there any other perverted prizes?"
"IQ, EQ, expertise, taste and other things that are invisible but very important. Oh, and there are also our limited edition life-size movable figures."
"Well, it seems that honest people can finally turn around and stop being salty fish... Wait! What the hell is that life-size movable figure?"
I suddenly realized that Ling Mei seemed to have said something extraordinary!
"To put it simply, it is 'Indescribable' based on our nine goddesses. Because we are very popular now, everyone wants to take us home but can't, so Aiti and I discussed it and decided
Such a product has been launched. The ordinary retail version only has simple intelligence and can respond to the user's instructions. The limited edition obtained through this lottery can chat with the user."
"Don't these ghost things have 'indescribable' functions?"
"Of course we have one. Isn't it waste if we can only look at unusable products?"
"Take it all back, bastard! I can't accept this!!!!!!! Take it back, take it back!!!" I flew into a rage and hit Ling Mei with the sign in my hand, regardless of whether she was the God of the Gods or not.
God.
"Hey~~~~" Ling Mei covered her head, pretending to be pitiful.
"Okay, okay, since you can't accept it, brat, let's cancel that function. Well, but now everyone will protest... Like this! Let's equip each humanoid with a set of virtual reality game equipment, so that users
That can satisfy that need!" A lightbulb popped up above Sister Aini's head, yes, there really was one.
"Amy, do you have any objections now?" Lingmei rubbed her head and looked at me with an unhappy face.
By the way, Mao, you will be unhappy! Is it still reasonable for you to do such a perverted thing?
"Those humanoids are so intelligent, wouldn't it be embarrassing if we bumped into them on the street! There must be singles who regard them as real girlfriends! I don't want to be the girlfriend of multiple people!"
"Don't worry, these dolls have a restriction system, that is, they can only be used as items at home. They have no self-awareness, they are just smart household appliances. When taken out, they will automatically switch to carrying mode, that is,
Turn into something like a cell phone.”
"The girl who turned into a mobile phone... I somehow remembered a domestic TV series... Forget it... Anyway, you agreed to cancel the 'indescribable' function. I can't ask too much, so let's do it..." I was dejected.
Yes, I imagine that a girl who looks exactly like me is being raped by so many people...forget it, I still can’t think about it!
"Amy, you are becoming more and more reasonable, and you are making progress." Ling Mei smiled and touched my head.
"This is not forced by you..."
"Speaking of Ling Mei, doesn't she feel the problem in her words?" Sister Aini looked at Ling Mei and suddenly said something incomprehensible.
"No problem, only they and us can see the indescribable. What she said and heard is the original content and cannot be felt."
"Well, that's good."
"Uh, what are you two talking about? What can't be described?" Looking at the nonsensical conversation between the two, I felt that Monk Zhang Er was confused.
"Nothing, just a technical conversation." X2
"Oh, no wonder I can't understand." It turns out it's technical, but what kind of technology is it?
"Wait a minute, what if these dolls are so fun and turn people into Lutherans escaping reality?" I suddenly realized that these annoying household appliances would cause serious social problems.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, brat, don't you understand? As long as a cute girl encourages someone like Luther, he will fight with all his strength! There are goddesses all over the street now, maybe when he struggles
I bumped into one and made eye contact!"
"But what if people only like our looks? Let other goddesses look like us?"
"Uh... damn! Ling Mei, we ignored this problem!" Sister Aini opened her mouth wide and looked at Ling Mei in horror.
"Well...it's quite reasonable for people who look the same to appear..." Reimei seemed to be confused and stuttered for the first time.
"It's reasonable, your sister! No, it's unreasonable! We have the same signboard! If our faces are all over the street, how can we live our lives like this!"
"Oh, my, everyone, don't be so nervous~ As long as you give the user a little hint, they will naturally fall in love with others~" Sister Aiti came over, her smiling face surrounded by black air.
"Although it's a bit bad, that's it! Aiti, your solution is really timely!" Lingmei regained her composure and gave a thumbs up to Sister Aiti.
"You are simply... Gods are not like this..."
"That's what God is like. This is what God himself said!" Reimei puffed up her chest and looked proud.
"Mom? What are those sisters doing?" A woman led her child past the door of the store, and the naughty child pointed at us and asked loudly.
"Shhh, go quickly, don't look at her... wait! They are the nine goddesses!!!" The woman originally wanted to drag the child away, but suddenly her eyes lit up and she shouted.
"Wow! They are really the nine goddesses!"
"Oh my god, isn't that the Stardew God? The living Stardew God!"
"Zero Beauty! It's really Zero Beauty!"
"So handsome! The goddess of life is so handsome!"
"Isn't that the Statue of Liberty? Where are her books and torches?"
…
The news was passed quickly in the commercial square, and people began to come to us in overwhelming numbers.
"What the hell? What's going on? Didn't they recognize us just now? Are we so popular?" I was so frightened that the sign in my hand fell to the ground.
"Ah, my fault! In fact, I had been turning on the camouflage force field just now, but I turned it off for some reason while we were chatting. Well, I'm in trouble now, hahaha..." Sister Aini scratched her head.
, looking embarrassed.
More than just trouble, this trouble is so big that it could cost lives...
It's a holiday, but creators are always on holiday.