What is the experience of being invited to dinner by a goddess?
In the dense forest, a beautiful and sexy girl in a knight's uniform walked quickly through the forest with a stud dog. The girl walked very briskly, but the stud dog had a hard time keeping up with her footsteps.
"Knight... Sir, why are you walking so fast? I can hardly keep up..." The harem man followed me panting, and would fall down from time to time.
Okay, the third person has seen enough of his embarrassment, but not enough of my handsomeness...
"With your physique, why are you going to fight World of Warcraft? You might as well go home and farm." I looked back at him with contempt and mocked him mercilessly.
"But... Sir, you have been walking at my running speed for two hours... I really can't run anymore..."
Hum, I can still fly at super low altitude! Although the skill of high flying has been disabled by Zero Beauty, it is still easy for me to leave this forest. After all, I have a map on the UI.
"Okay, okay, let this weakling like you rest for a while. Here, drink it for me quickly." I took out a bottle of Goddess Coke, opened the cap and handed it to the harem man.
"Thank you, Lord Knight! But... what is this? What a strange bottle..."
"Stop talking nonsense and give me a drink quickly!"
"Ah~ yes!" The harem man quickly took the bottle with both hands and drank it carefully.
"Huh? It tastes good! What is this!" When the drink entered the mouth, the harem man's guard was instantly gone, and he quickly drank the cola.
"After drinking, your whole body is full of strength. Now you dare to push me down?"
"Yes, that's it... no! It's true that you are full of power! But I have absolutely no strange thoughts about you! You are too noble, and you are not worthy of a commoner like me!" The harem man immediately panicked.
Zhang Di looked very funny when he explained.
Have all the current harem male protagonists become so tactful? Are they so arrogant and cool as they promised?
I snatched the empty bottle from his hand and broke it down, then turned around and continued on my way.
"Ah, Sir Knight, please wait for me..."
"I told you I'm not a knight! I'm a goddess! Have you ever seen a knight who can conjure drinks out of thin air?"
"What is a goddess? Are all gods male?" The harem man looked puzzled.
Well, it’s such a pitiful world, even idols don’t have cute girls. But... before Reimei came, wasn’t my world the same...
"A goddess is pretty. Many men want to date her, but only the richest one can date her." I said the current common meaning of this word with malice.
"Oh~ But sir, aren't you good-looking? You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen!" The harem man continued to flatter me shamelessly.
Nonsense, I'm in the second form now, it's strange that she doesn't look good.
"Okay, okay, please stop talking and be obedient. This trick is of no use to me. We are going out right away. Don't run around and move around when you see anything after we go out. Do you understand?"
"I understand, goddess!"
After a while, we walked out of the forest and onto the ring road.
"This... what is this place???" Looking at the white clouds floating around the empty island, the harem man was immediately confused.
"This is heaven, but you are actually dead." I said seriously.
"What!!!!!!" The harem man was shocked and his whole body was in awe.
"Amy, stop making trouble. Bring him back quickly. This person you found is very interesting." Ling Mei's voice suddenly sounded in her head, indicating that she started to spy on me again.
"Well, I still want to punish him. Since it's you who said it, forget it."
"Amy, you are becoming more and more like me, and I feel very happy."
"...No, this is not something to be happy about..."
I grabbed the harem man's collar, thinking about the scene at home, and instantly teleported back to the square in front of the door.
"Successful! YES!" Because it was the first time I successfully teleported, I felt a little excited.
"???Where is this? Am I really dead?" The harem man looked around in surprise, completely confused about the situation.
"Okay, don't be stupid! You are not dead, this is... heaven... no! This is... ah..."
Damn, how am I supposed to explain to this guy where this is?
"This is a different world, don't be nervous, just relax." Reimei suddenly appeared in front of us and gave the harem man a flat look, and the man actually calmed down instantly.
"Come and eat, you must have eaten a lot of messy things during this period." Lingmei said, beckoning us into the house.
"Well, it hasn't been a few hours since breakfast, right? Lunch so early?"
"Amy, aren't there guests here? This is to entertain guests."
"Huh? The picked up time traveler is also considered a guest? He is also a harem man!"
"Why, I can't be the master of the harem, I can only be a member of the harem, are you jealous?" Lingmei turned around and gave me a malicious smile.
I had nothing to say, I could only roll my eyes.
Today's lunch was extraordinarily bold...a whole roasted chicken, a whole piece of steak, and a lot of uncut radishes and potatoes. The tableware on the table was also replaced with knives and forks.
It seems that Sister Aiti specially prepared it to take care of this time traveler's eating habits. Although these goddesses are not very serious, they are extremely considerate in this kind of matter.
"Who are you saying is not serious!" X9
"Xinglu, I didn't tell you, don't join in the fun with them..."
Ling Mei and I sat down and were about to start eating, when we found the master of the harem standing blankly at the door of the restaurant, with a fiery light flashing in his eyes.
It’s over, this house of beautiful girls, we are inviting the wolf into the house!
"Ah! Is this handsome young man fascinated by us? It's not polite to just stand there and let the ladies wait, oh hoho~" Sister Clara suddenly turned on her social butterfly aura and used a very frivolous expression.
The gesture reminded the harem king.
This goddess with an extremely pure heart has really great acting skills!
"Well, little Amy is very happy to praise me, oh ho ho~" Sister Clara thanked me in her head.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! All of you, my lords, were so enchanting that I was dumbfounded without knowing it. It's really rude!" The master of the harem immediately touched his chest and bent down, making a gesture similar to the greeting etiquette among European nobles in the Middle Ages.
"Stop talking nonsense! Come over and eat quickly!" I picked up an apple and smashed it on the other person's head.
"You brats are not allowed to waste food!" Sister Aini pushed my head onto the table and rolled me from side to side.
"Please don't mind, this is the normal state of our world. Okay, come and eat together." Lingmei pointed to the empty seat next to her and motioned for the other party to come over.
"But... I'm just a commoner, sitting with all the adults..." The harem man hesitated, looking very confused.
Well, I know you especially want to sit next to Ling Mei!
"We are not nobles. There is no distinction between high and low here. Hurry up and sit down. Everyone is waiting." Ling Mei's tone was very soft, but there was an element of order in it.
After thinking for a moment, the harem man stopped being pretentious and sat down in his seat.
"You see, there is nothing like an extra pair of chopsticks for an extra person! This requires an extra knife, an extra fork, a plate, a cup, and an extra chair. And all the food needs to be prepared for him.
You should also wash the dishes more often! If this guy has any infectious disease, then he will have to share the meal and disinfect the tableware! Even if he doesn't, it will be very uncomfortable to have an outsider on the dinner table, and it will be an eyesore..."
"You brat, why are you talking so much today? Shut up and let me eat!"
"How can you eat if you shut up? Are you going to eat the noodle machine with your nose?"
"Hey? Brat, where did you smoke today? Do you think I can't take it out? I have the reputation of Ella's dream!" Sister Aini got angry. She stood up and reached into her chest to take out the strange machine.
come out.
"Stop, stop, I was wrong, sister! Let's not make trouble in front of outsiders, okay?" I quickly waved my hand and admitted my mistake to Sister Aini.
"It's not your kid who's making trouble there!" Sister Aini put away her provocative expression and sat back.
"By the way, when did you get such a strange reputation?"
"Just now, I gave it to myself and it was given by the gods. There is no problem at all."