"Sir, there are so many people in this city. I'm afraid our capital city can't compare with them."
"Sir, why do some of your automatic cars have no wheels?"
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Walking on the street, this palace maid after the death kept chattering beside me. I was obviously acting very cold and cold, but this guy didn't even know what he was talking about, and he kept talking there.
"I asked you, are you annoying? Don't you even bother to pay attention to me without looking at me? And you don't want to scream like an adult all the time. Isn't it disgusting? You are the master of the harem after all. Even if you don't show off your coolness,
At least you have some self-respect, right? Don’t you feel uncomfortable with trying to please me like a slave?"
I stopped and looked at him with a disgusted expression.
"But... I'm still very weak now. I have to be like this if I want to survive..." When I said this, the harem man showed a very aggrieved expression.
I held my forehead and sighed: "You...hey, forget it, a man can bend and stretch, you can just shrink into a turtle now, but you don't want this virtue in the future! You won't be like this when you are with your companions.
Isn't that right? Just treat me with the same attitude you treat them. I don't like people who are submissive."
"Is this really okay?"
"It's okay if I say yes! I won't eat you!"
"Okay, let me try..."
I turned around and continued on my way, while the harem man straightened his back and followed me.
Well, there are commercial areas near the temple, and the hotels are all full. It seems that we have to find a place for this guy farther away. By the way, I remember that the harem king with a bunch of maids also opened a hotel.
Wait, how about going to his place? How will the maids react when two harem masters meet? It seems very interesting, hehehe...
"ah!"
The guy behind suddenly screamed, and then I felt my skirt being pulled. The clothes on my body usually didn't feel anything, but there was such a force feedback suddenly, which made people feel weird.
I turned around and found that the harem man had stretched out his hands to grab the hem of my skirt, holding me in a position where I was about to fall to the ground.
Generally speaking, if it were an ordinary girl's skirt, this bastard would have torn it off by this time. But I couldn't take off my clothes at all, so the bastard just stood there, maintaining a very funny posture.
You really deserve to be a harem man, he has the skills to throw his clothes off on the ground! I obviously have a very long hem on the back of my dress! Even if there is a slit, it would be much better if you can accurately put your hand inside and pull it up to my skirt.
Coincidence? This bastard definitely did it on purpose, right?
"Hey, is this the way you usually treat your companions?" I spat out each word with a dark face.
"Sir, you misunderstood! This was really an accident! I don't know why! I really didn't mean it!" Seeing my expression, the harem man looked very frightened, lying on the ground and explaining to me in a panic
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"What an accident! You definitely did it on purpose! I'll kick you to death!" I roared, ready to kick him to death. It doesn't matter if he is kicked to death anyway, I can just carry him to the nearest resurrection hospital... Oh, it seems his name has been changed now
Hospital, this is the result I strive for.
"Oh ho ho~ Little Amy~ This is really an accident~ This child has special attributes. The probability of this kind of incident happening is very high. It's really not his fault~"
Sister Clara's voice suddenly sounded in my head, stopping me from taking first blood.
"Well, this thing is really a standard harem man. He actually has such attributes..."
"That's it, oh ho ho~"
"Thank you, Sister Clara... No! Why did you stop me? It would have been better if you asked me to kick him to death!"
"Ah la la, it's not a good boy to kill people casually~"
"...This sentence sounds really scary..."
After I understood that this guy didn't mean it, I wasn't so angry anymore. I lightly touched this guy with the heel of my boot and motioned for him to get up from the ground.
"Hey! Get up! Don't look like a slave! I know you didn't mean it, but there's no next time! You keep your distance from me!"
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir!"
"I told you not to have this kind of virtue! Just be normal!"
"Yes... thank you..."
"Well, this feels better."
Because of the built-in navigation, it was easy for me to find the hotel owned by the eroge king.
The hotel has a very classic shape, with only seven floors and a pointed roof, and it also has a large courtyard. Wow, Lingmei and the others are so kind to give such a good condition to such a scumbag. But when I think about it,
There are many lovely maids, so I won’t worry about this.
"Amy, so you like maids? Then starting from tomorrow, all of us will change into the maid outfits we wore last time." Ling Mei's voice suddenly came out.
"No, no, no... I'm just saying it casually... I still like knight costumes..."
"Is that so? Okay."
After dealing with Ling Mei's interruption, I walked into the hotel.
"Welcome!...Huh? Guest, you look familiar?" The little maid responsible for greeting guests raised her head and looked at me thoughtfully.
"Does it look more familiar now?" I snapped my fingers and instantly switched to the two-dimensional form. It is said that these maids have been living in the two-dimensional form, but the modeling accuracy seems to be much higher?
"Ah!~~~" the little maid screamed and collapsed directly to the ground, "indescribable".
Oops, this girl seems to have been frightened by Yisi's kick... What should I do...
"My fault, I will mentally interfere with her later, idiot, you should think of a way to protect yourself first." Yisi's voice sounded in my head, but I didn't understand the second half of the sentence.
"What's wrong?"
"What happened?"
"Are you OK!"
"Ah! It's that stinky bitch!"
A group of maids heard the sound and rushed out from everywhere. Then they discovered my presence and immediately surrounded me.
"Well, this is my personal problem, you don't have to be afraid. But if you can use your harem skills to save me...fuck you? Why are you so scared?"
The man in the harem behind me had his mouth wide open and could no longer move. He could only look at me with frightened eyes.
"Oh, now is not the time to be petrified. What's wrong with you?" The only helper around me became dementia, and I suddenly started to become impatient.
After all, I'm still not good at dealing with outsiders, especially a group of outsiders who are hostile to you, even if they are all cute girls.
"You, you, you... why did you change your appearance? Why are they... all like this?" The harem man finally came to his senses and asked stammeringly.
"Hey! Didn't I just change my appearance? Why am I so scared? This appearance is a specialty of our area. There is nothing to be afraid of. It's just a physical form!"
"Is...is that so..." The harem man nodded stiffly.
"Why are you here again? What do you want to do to us again?" The same head maid came out with an evil look on her face, and looked at me as if she were an enemy.
Huh? This guy has put on high heels? He looks much taller, and so do the other maids.
"I...can't I come? Isn't this a hotel? I'm here to stay?"
"We don't welcome you." The head maid shook her head and immediately issued an order to expel you.
"No, no, no, it's not me who wants to stay! I have a hotel to stay in... but he wants to stay there!" As I said that, I pushed the harem man forward.
Huh? This guy is not as tall as me, that is to say, he is not even 1.8 meters tall... If I add high heels, he is 1.84 meters tall.
"Wow~ looks so cute~"
"How could such a cute boy fall into the hands of this witch!"
"Maid maid, let's rescue him!"
Seeing the harem man, the eyes of the maids all lit up. Well, this is just what I want! Let's stage a gorgeous tauren battle!
"Did you capture another innocent child? What a witch!" The head maid stepped forward and hugged the harem man, and then quickly stepped back.
"Well, whatever you think is fine, let him stay here for a few days. He is from a different world. He has never seen the world and doesn't understand the language here. Don't let him run around. You guys have
Is the translator for sale?”
"Of course, our hotel's services are very comprehensive, you don't need to worry about it." The head maid held the harem man in her arms, and the latter was already intoxicated.
"I'll pay for his room. Do you want cash or...well, I don't have cash, so I'd better use the Goddess Gold Card." I took out the pocket money card Lingmei gave me from the ditch and waved it in front of their eyes.
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In other words, I have learned bad things and have become accustomed to setting the place where I take things to my chest...
"Five million U.S. dollars," the head maid said.
"What the hell? The lion is so open-mouthed? And all of you speak the island country's language, why don't you want the island country's money?"
"Because the currency of the island country has depreciated."
"Black shop! We can't stay anymore! Hey! Let's go!" I said, and I was about to walk over and pull the harem man away.
"I will prepare the bill when the time comes. You can leave quickly." After the head maid said this, the other maids gathered around with eighteen kinds of weapons.
"Okay, okay, I'll leave now. I'll leave this guy to you." I waved my hand, signaling him not to come any closer.
"By the way, I'm really sorry for making you 'indescribable' twice in a row. I'll bring you some new ones then." Looking at the little maid sitting on the wet floor, I felt a little guilty.
"Get out of here! Dead witch!"
"Get out of here!"
Amidst the scoldings, I left the hotel. Well, their original owner would be "very happy" now.