Because I was bored, I planned to use my pocket money to buy a sports car and prepare to drive it. This was not because I was imitating the protagonists in some urban novels, but because vehicles are daily necessities in the city of dreams, and the price
It's so cheap that you can sell it for money.
Just like the place where I bought my car, it was like a self-selected supermarket. Each floor of the huge 100-story building was filled with vehicles created by various civilizations. Of course, vehicles created by some tentacle races
Things won't be brought here, it's not suitable for humanoids at all.
These vehicles are only hot-selling products, and there are many more in the product catalog. If you have the leisure to choose slowly, you will definitely find the vehicle you like. It should be noted that these vehicles are all created by divine thoughts.
That is to say, they are knock-offs, which do not have any internal structure and only imitate functions. It is precisely because of this that these vehicles can have no collision volume with each other and can be turned into capsule pendants or something that can be carried in the pocket.
"All the products in our store have been authorized by the civilization to which they belong. They are definitely not knock-offs~" A lower-level goddess wearing a shopping mall uniform suddenly appeared behind me and said to me with a dark face.
"Don't scare me when I go! Who are you!"
"I'm Reimei~"
"...No, I'm asking who your current personality is..."
"Oh~ I'm the general manager of Yangyang Liangyuan Vehicle Mall. I can't tolerate my products being called knockoffs by others~ Not only the customers can't do it, but even Amy Jiang can't do it~"
"Ahahaha... I was just thinking about it in my mind... Wait! Why don't you call me Sister Amy!"
"Oh? Amy-chan doesn't seem to have figured it out yet~ How do I tell you to just look at our mood~ Because we are both Reimei~" As she said that, the long and straight black goddess in front of her suddenly turned into Reimei.
.
"Perhaps Lingmei is not scary enough, and Aiti is better?" In the blink of an eye, she turned into sister Aiti again, and she was still a blackened version that exuded black energy.
"Sister, I was wrong! I was really wrong! I still don't understand the true meaning that you are all Ling Mei's clones! Please forgive me!" I put my hands together and raised them above my head, making a gesture of worshiping a great god.
"Be good~ This is a good boy~ I will make black pepper pasta for you when you go back today~" Sister Aiti in front of me touched my head and said with a smile.
"Uh...I'm confused...Sister Aiti, are you in front of me now? Are you wearing clothes or wearing souls?"
"Oops, Amy is acting stupid again~ I have merged with the black-haired sister from before~ The person in front of you now is me."
"Ah! Is this the legendary fusion state? So Reimei also ran over just now?"
"That's it~"
"Uh... won't this affect what you are doing... You just came here just to tease me..."
"No, we just separated a clone that is the same as ourselves, and then came to merge. Now the other me is still at home~"
"...This is really magical...So what does it mean to break the union?"
"That's it." Sister Aiti in front of her suddenly split into two, and then one of them turned into the long, straight black manager.
"...The process is surprisingly simple..."
"What else do you want!" Hei Changzhi slapped me on the head. The action and intensity were exactly the same as Sister Aini's.
"Then Amy, just choose your car carefully. I'll go back and prepare dinner." Sister Aiti held up her skirt and made an elegant salute, then disappeared in front of me.
Because her skirt had a large opening in the front, the two beautiful legs in long boots that crossed during the salute were clearly visible, and I couldn't help but feel a little excited.
But Sister Aiti and Sister Hongyue are really similar, both in personality and clothing...
"So Amy-chan~ what kind of car do you want?" Manager Hei Changzhi showed a business smile and said to me in an amiable manner.
"Sister, do you have any recommendations? The ones that are more suitable for my temperament."
"Hmm~ Let me think about it... I have it!" Manager Hei Changzhi punched his palm, and then we teleported from the lobby on the first floor to a certain booth in an instant.
"This 'Zhengjia Warhammer' is very suitable for you. The top speed can reach 800 kilometers per hour, but because there is no windshield, the driver must be tied to the seat." Manager Hei Changzhi pointed.
A weird motorcycle with a wild shape and double-row wheels at the front and rear said to me with a smile.
"Um...can I ask who designed this thing...can anyone drive this thing?"
"It's okay to drive slower. After all, it's just a conceptual product."
"So what's the point of having such a high speed..."
"Hmm? Amy-chan doesn't like it?"
"... At a speed of 60 kilometers per hour, it's already a 36D. This damn thing is driving at a 360G. And I only have a car driver's license, not a motorcycle driver's license."
"Oh~ why didn't you tell me earlier? What about this?" Hei Changzhi clapped his hands, and we changed places again.
"You should like this 'Mark One Hundred'. It is equipped with a twin 280MM main gun, 4 152MM secondary guns, 2 twin 20MM anti-aircraft guns, 8 50-caliber heavy machine guns, and 12 8MM machine guns. All
The car has a riveted structure, rigid suspension, and is powered by four 3,000-horsepower steam engines, with a top speed of 15 kilometers per hour." Hei Chang pointed directly at a three-story monster in front of him, with turrets stacked on top of each other like a cake and introduced to me.
road.
When I saw this thing, I was sweating all the way down my neck!
"Sister...you really didn't mean to play with me...can this kind of ghost thing be driven on the street? And what the hell is such a powerful steam engine? A train engine? And all the coal and water are packed in the belly of this thing.
Is it there? It’s black technology!”
"Well, from a human perspective, it is indeed black technology. This is a product of a certain steampunk civilization, and it can be considered a representative work."
"I think this civilization needs to be adjusted. The technology tree is too biased..."
"Well, so Amy-chan still doesn't like it?"
"No, actually I quite like this thing... I just can't drive it on the street... Forget it, give me one first, and then I'll look at others..."
"Okay, do you want the original version or the divine creation version?"
"Of course it's the divine creation version... Do you still have the original version?"
"Of course, I said these vehicles are all authorized~ And Aini also likes real technological creations, so we also sell replicas of the original ones."
"...Okay, it's indeed Sister Aini's fault... So, sister, can you recommend me a more normal vehicle?"
"Okay, how about Fertile Earth Omega?"
"Forget it! I've seen enough!"
"Amy-chan is really troublesome~ What about this car?"
What appeared in front of me this time was an off-road vehicle with an avant-garde look.
"This is the 'Mobius U10000', 6X6 independent suspension, minimum ground clearance 500MM, wading depth 1.5M, top speed 120 kilometers per hour. This is a new product, you will always like it, right?"
I looked at Hei Changzhi with a pained expression: "Seriously, does the Divine Creation say these parameters are meaningful... They are obviously indestructible things. Could it be that when I drove into water two meters deep, it would lie down?
Is it done?"
Hei Changzhi rolled his eyes at me: "Tsk, what I'm talking about are the parameters of the original version. This must be made clear to customers. And what about the creation of the divine mind? What if some idiot drives the car directly into the sea?
What about the car? The car is not afraid of drowning, but the people inside are afraid of drowning!"
I was speechless and could only agree with her statement.
"This car is pretty good, but it still doesn't feel suitable for driving on the street... Forget it, get me one too! And please recommend me a low-key one?"
Hei Changzhi waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, that's it for a weakling like you!"
"This... what is this? A scooter for the elderly?"
The car in front of me is about the same length as a bicycle and very low in height. The roof only reaches my chin. It can only accommodate two people, and the seats are almost squeezed together.
"'Karl CUTE for TWO 55 kilowatt smart version' is two meters long, one meter four wide, and has a top speed of 135 kilometers per hour. It is most suitable for idiot novices like you who can't stop." Hei Changzhi said with a tone of voice.
Full of disdain.
"Huh? These cars don't need to be parked, okay? Why don't you find an excuse to taunt me!" I felt very unhappy, so I fired back.
"You turned into a capsule and put it away when you traveled through time? Don't you want to keep a low profile? That would be considered a low profile?"
"I……"
"Okay, that's it, it's the right one for you!"
So in the end, I bought an old-age scooter as a car.
At the car pick-up area on the first floor, Hei Changzhi informed the salesperson at the counter about the car model, then turned to me and asked: "Amy-chan, which carrying method do you want? Is it a standard capsule or some other form?"
"Ah, capsules will do. Anyway, I keep them somewhere."
After a while, the salesperson brought three capsules and placed them in front of us.
"You can customize the color and so on in the capsule state. You just need to study the customization system yourself. It's very simple. Do you pay by card or cash?"
"Swipe the card, I don't have any cash." I took out the card I asked Lingmei for last time from my chest, which contained my pocket money.
"A total of four hundred and fifty yuan, the currency of any country is acceptable. If you need an additional three hundred years of full-scale rescue services, please add five million more."
"Why can the currency of any country be used? Even if it is super cheap, the exchange rate does not matter? And what the hell is this amazing after-sales service? The price is also very strange. Is it expensive or cheap? So what do you think?
Are you really doing business?"
Hei Changzhi slapped me on the head: "Our service is originally a convenience service, and then we provide some jobs! These vehicles are all conjured, and the payment is just a show, considering the exchange rate of a cent! As for the
That service is just for fun, we don’t provide after-sales service because our products will never break hahahaha..."
"Forget it, it seems that slapping my head and making fun of me is a common hobby of you goddesses..." I inserted the card into the cash register on the counter to complete the payment, and then took away three capsules.
"Guests, please go slowly and welcome to visit next time!" Hei Changzhi showed me a commercial smile again.
"Sister, why are you the manager here? Why don't you save the world?"
"Oh, I've been lazy recently and don't want to do it. But my sister went there. My sister is my direct clone, and you still know her."
"Ah? How do I know you?"
"My sister is your gay friend's wife!"
"...This world is so small..."
"No, no, no, the world is big, but there are too many zero beauties, hahahaha..."
A chapter of more than 3,000 words, as mentally retarded as I am.
Warmly celebrate that my two-month score was blown by someone else's one-month score.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~
The confidence of the Salted Fish King.
If you continue like this, you will become a dirty demon king, and your collection will be full of undead hahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~~