Beauty around the world(1/2)
Although I said I wanted to go sightseeing, I didn’t have much of a clue. I’m a stay-at-home guy and I’m not interested in traveling or anything like that, so when I was suddenly asked to choose a place, I really couldn’t choose.
"How about we just jump in? Anyway, there is a famous seaside tourist resort not far below. How about we go there? I always see it on TV, and I really want to enjoy the sunshine and tropical juice there.
Ah." I tried to give everyone some advice.
"Amy, do you want swimsuit benefits so soon? Unfortunately, Lonely Will believes that beautiful girls look better in clothes. And for me personally, gloves and boots cannot be left without unavoidable circumstances.
Yes, do you think the swimsuit goes with these two things? So let’s put the swimsuit back, or we can go to the beach dressed like this, as long as you don’t mind being looked at by tourists like you’re crazy.”
"Don't you just have scattered will? Is there any difference between the two... And swimsuits are also clothes. In your concept, does wearing a swimsuit equal nudity? But it's true that you are fully clothed and swimming in public.
Let’s forget it…”
"I think there is really no difference between wearing a swimsuit and not wearing one. For example, a man who sees me on the street can use clothes or bend down to hide his physiological reaction, but what should a man wearing only swimming trunks do? Probably just
Can you get into the water? So there is no difference between wearing clothes that cannot cover your shame and not wearing them at all?"
"What you said makes sense and I'm speechless. But your words reminded me, how can you, a group of slutty foul beings, play in human society! Isn't this the rhythm of being watched wherever you go?
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"Because in the dialect of your hometown, coquettishness is a complimentary word, so thank you for the compliment. Of course we need to change our form when we go down. The third form is prepared for this situation." Ling Mei picked up the tea cup and took a sip gently.
."Amy, would you like a cup? Your favorite honey grapefruit tea."
"Okay, please give me a cup... honey grapefruit tea in a kingdom-style black tea cup..."
"Even in the third form, it is not something that humans on earth can achieve. We are still too eye-catching. My suggestion is to reduce the appearance by another 55%, to the level of an earth star after makeup." The goddess of justice has almost no lines.
Knight Ji Saiyi spoke! If you don't emphasize it, you will forget who she is, right?
"Sister Saiyi, are we humans as ugly as you say..."
"This is a fact. You humans generally have a very low appearance, so you work particularly hard on your art works, but these works are quite good." Knight Ji raised her hands and showed me the patterns on her gloves. It turned out that her gloves were not.
It's not a simple white one like Reimei, but one with patterns? She is indeed the most knight-like among a group of girls wearing knight uniforms.
"By the way, with this appearance, who are you comparing us to? Do aliens look the same as us?"
"In your world, other worlds, and even other parts of the world, humanoid creatures account for the majority, and they are all similar to humans. If you were to rank your appearance on a scale from one to ten, you humans would be at about 4.5, with 5 being the average.
Value, our third form without modification is 10."
"Does that mean that even the most beautiful of us can't meet the world's average standards? Why do I suddenly feel so disappointed... How do we judge beauty and ugliness?"
"We have two criteria for evaluating beauty and ugliness. One is the mainstream standard of civilization, and the other is your preference."
"My preferences? Damn it, I have so much influence."
"Yes, after all, we were born under the influence of your fantasy. That's why we chose fair skin instead of the brown skin that rich humans like. Of course, the same is true here." Knight Ji pushed her chest hard, arousing
There was a wave.
"As an Asian, of course I still like fair-skinned people. Moreover, our farmer uncles and worker uncles are all tanner than the last. I really don't understand what Westerners think. They probably want something because they are lacking."
"It is said that the poorer the people, the more they like big breasts. You are indeed a stinky loser!" the lazy goddess complained in her mind.
"Objection! There is a second-generation rich man in our country who openly stated that he likes big breasts!"
"So can we get back to the point? Where are we going to play?" Reimei said, licking the cream on her fork.
By the way, why do you two look so lustful when eating? Can't you eat in a disciplined manner?
"No, we are not slutty people from the Death Star."
"Oh my, Amy, don't you think I'm very elegant?" The goddess of elegance gracefully put down the tea cup in her hand and gave me a gentle smile.
"Sister Aiti, I only recognize you as the goddess. But under normal circumstances..."
"Eh? Little Amy, do you think I'm not elegant enough? She's obviously very ladylike too?" The confused goddess tilted her head and looked confused.
"Sister Hongyue is also very elegant, but she always feels weird..."
"Are you trying to say that it would be better if you weren't mentally retarded?" The goddess of confusion suddenly looked at me with sharp eyes.
"No, no, I definitely didn't think so! Sister Hongyue, you must have misunderstood something!" I was startled and quickly denied it.
"Hey, when did you kiss her? Did you do it on purpose?" I asked the lazy Yisi in my mind.
"I didn't. She changed her mind on her own. Her thoughts were disrespectful and she actually came to trouble me. If you don't want others to know, you can't understand it unless you know it yourself, not to mention that you are facing an omniscient and omnipotent god."
"You are an omniscient and omnipotent piece of shit. Do you know that I am going to scold you for this?"
"You are so brave! I'm going to blow you up!" The goddess who was too lazy to speak actually yelled.
"Iss, stay quiet." Ling Mei said one word, and she sat back obediently.
"Amy, your thinking is too out-of-the-box and not reliable at all. So I have already decided on the place to visit, so I just go to your hometown city. The rest of the earth doesn't matter to me. There will be more in the future.
Just go if you have the chance, but I want to see it in person where you grew up."
"Okay, if you want to go there, it's no problem, but there's no place where others want to go?"
"What Reimei wants is what we want." Knight Ji said calmly.
"Everyone is now switching forms, changing clothing types, casual clothes, and matching them by yourself. Gloves... Damn it, everyone is abandoning their gloves!" Ling Mei looked very sad and angry. Hey, it's just a change of clothes. Do you want it to be like parting from life or death?
"Do you know that thigh-high boots and long gloves are our true body? Can I not feel pain if I give up my true body now?"
"Okay, okay, my condolences, can we go?"
"Come on, let's go, everyone, let's go out quickly. Professional experienced drivers are here to serve you all the time." Sister Xiaosha looked very happy. Speaking of Sister Xiaosha, who was wearing black stockings, it reminded me of a certain head maid who was also famous for her chic.
"Amy, how about you change back to your true form?" Lingmei suggested to me.
"Ah? Why?"
"Because it's more interesting to see an average-looking man going shopping with eight beauties. Maybe there will be a plot where you are blocked in the toilet and beaten by gangsters?"
"I refuse, I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, the old driver is about to start the car." Sister Xiaosha skillfully ignited the car, stepped on the clutch, put it into gear, released the handbrake, and the car disappeared in a flash.
By the way, the Fertile Omega should have an automatic transmission and only have seven seats, right? Is this the extended version?...Forget it, I am actually struggling with a car that can teleport and transform.
The place of appearance was still an uninhabited corner of the old community. It turned out to be the old place that Sister Xiaosha mentioned.
"Okay, now we are going to drive normally and let's go." Sister Xiaosha finally got the car moving, but it stopped suddenly before driving ten meters.
"What's wrong?" I asked, leaning my head forward.
"I forgot to hang the license plate and the sticker." Sister Xiaosha turned to look at me and said. Ah, the face is so close and the smell is so delicious. It turns out that even the third form has fragrance.
"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that all deodorants should be eliminated. Such unscientific things will also cause trouble." Lingmei said to everyone.
"Isn't it scientific? I always thought that the fragrance on a girl is body fragrance?"
"Are you talking about pheromones? They only have effects but no fragrance. Some esters may have a smell, but they are definitely not fragrance. The fragrances you smell are all from shower gel, shampoo, cosmetics and sanitary napkins. And you see, I am strawberry-flavored, Aini is apple-flavored, Sakura is cream-flavored, and you yourself are orange-flavored. Do you think it is scientific for humans to have this kind of smell?"
"It turns out you are fruit-flavored! I thought it looked very familiar and I wanted to lick it when I smelled it. But, who is Aini?"
"It's your sister and me." Sister Xiaosha nodded my forehead and said. "Okay, you can go out on the street this time."
"How about we make EFG sanitary napkins scented? I always think it's abnormal for a beautiful woman to have no scent."
"If you keep talking nonsense, I will make everyone turn into strong men and surround you."
"I was wrong, I shut up."
Girls parading in the street...
It is said to be a trip, but in fact it is just driving around the streets. Find a few shopping malls to see the customs and customs, and find a few special restaurants to try the local delicacies. Thanks to the body that can’t hold up anymore, a group of gods can eat non-stop. We here The girl's special gourmet fried rice noodles can even be eaten by gods. The lazy goddess was full of praise for it, and also added the effect of increasing her appearance by eating more. Sister Xiaosha was fond of various large plates of chicken. Dapanyu has a special liking for it, saying that if you want to have big breasts, you have to eat more meat. Although you are not the biggest among us, you are still the big breasts that can make the third dimension cry to death, okay! Zero Beauty is and I have the same taste and like all kinds of fried noodles and so on. Should I say they are my biological children? As for who gave birth to them, don’t worry about who gave birth to them. The two elegant sisters and pure sisters have collected a large number of ethnic snacks and they really like them. Sweets. As for the Knight Lady and the Goddess of Vitality, they purchased a large amount of fruits of various varieties. The store owner saw the two girls carrying the small mountain of fruit boxes and just walked over. Then they were severely criticized by Ling Mei.
Most of the day passed quickly. Although it got dark late here, after all, eating so many things still took a lot of time. Huh? Why not spend time on the road? Sister Xiaosha felt that there was not much place to eat in one afternoon, so
Just teleport the entire journey and drive normally as promised?
"Sister, is it okay for you to eat so much meat?" I looked at Sister Xiaosha with contempt.
"I know what you brat is thinking! If there is no trade, there will be no killing, right! Anyway, it will soon become a trade without killing. It would be a waste if the corpses that have turned into pieces of meat are not eaten. You still want to
Can’t I restore all the body parts?”
"Please don't do this, it's too scary..."
"So, after eating and drinking, you can go back today?" I asked everyone for their opinions.
"I want to meet Amy's parents." Ling Mei said casually.
"Our home is too small, so crowded with so many people... No! What did you say!!!"
"It literally means, let's go meet your parents."
"This won't work! Absolutely not!"
"Why?"
"How do I explain this to them!"
"Can't you just tell the truth?"
"No, no, you guys used to scare my parents to death."
"Didn't Aini give her a blessing? How could she be scared to death?"
To be continued...