After leaving the venue, we didn't take any time off immediately, because there was still a press conference waiting for us. The Baoyuan Club had made such a big noise, so of course we had to make a statement. Although this was just for Lingmei and the others.
There were fireworks, but billions of people around the world didn't think so.
The venue for the press conference was set up in the main square of the temple, where a large number of journalists from various countries had gathered - after being hit by a nuclear bomb yesterday, Dream City sent a plane to pick them up, and also provided free accommodation and three meals. It seems that
, Lingmei and the others are obviously going to make big news.
Although I am afraid of meeting people, I have been in conferences so many times, so I have developed it. As long as they don’t talk to me, I can stand on the stage for as long as I want, and I can still maintain my majesty throughout. This press conference also
No exception, I was still standing behind Ling Mei as the background.
But why did I see groupies holding signs behind the reporters? And there were so many of them, so dark? And then there was still my photo on the sign? "Statue of Liberty, we love you?" Ha? I actually have fans.
???
"You brat, why don't you express your gratitude to your fans?" Sister Aini reminded me in my mind.
"How do you mean...this is a press conference, not an idol meeting..."
"It's all the same, just wave to them."
"All right……"
So, I looked at the fans, smiled, and waved. As for Reimei and Sister Aini, they actually did the same thing.
Then the fan club exploded, and there were actually many guys with cloth strips tied on their heads who fell down immediately. Didn’t we just wave our hands, why were we so excited?
The first news from the reporters was: A large number of fans of the goddess gathered at the press conference. They were so excited when they saw their idol appear that the scene got out of control and many people fainted on the spot due to excessive excitement.
Very good, all serious journalists have now turned into paparazzi. Who makes us idols or idols?
Reimei stretched out her hand and made a motion like wiping the table to signal for silence. The reporters and noisy fans immediately quieted down. After all, they are people who can go to the City of Dreams, and their quality is not much different.
Our Lord God of the Gods looked around the audience and spoke in a majestic and angry tone. As soon as she spoke, the humans present and the audience in front of the TV were all stunned.
"Stupid mortals! Are you actually trying to kill the gods? The gods are already furious, and I will punish the gods on this planet! Stupid mortals, accept the sanction of the gods!"
Appeared! Poor classical Chinese with zero beauty appeared! Official expressions used only for fun! How on earth is this kind of thing translated into various languages?
Five seconds, another five seconds, five seconds in which the whole world was silent. I knew that Rei Mei was joking again, but other humans didn't know... The one who said this was the amazing Rei Mei.
, and it’s such a formal occasion, so it’s impossible to joke about this kind of thing, right?
But they forgot that the first thing Ling Mei said after coming to Earth was a joke. Making fun of everyone in formal occasions was one of their bad habits.
Ling Mei did not smile this time, but looked at the camera coldly without saying a word. A sweaty United States reporter mustered up the courage to ask Ling Mei a question.
"Please...please ask Zero...Lord God, how will you punish humans?"
Ling Mei looked at the reporter, her eyes filled with the condescending contempt of a strong man: "Ling Mei is very angry, and the consequences will be serious."
Everyone present was afraid to express their anger and waited for the next step.
"We, the immortal family, have experienced thousands of baptisms in the world before we are ranked among the immortals. The sufferings in this world are unavoidable for mortals. How can a mere ant shake them! You ordinary people are acting against heaven and want to kill immortals and gods. This is treason.
, violates the rules of heaven!”
Lingmei, when did you become an immortal? Are there immortals like you who wear fancy Western-style knight costumes? Although you speak a self-translated language, it still sounds awkward to people from other countries, okay? Don’t be so sudden.
Talk like a fairy...
Reimei ignored what I was thinking and continued to speak: "So, I now officially announce my decision to punish humans!"
After saying this, she deliberately paused for a few seconds to continue to increase the suspense and let everyone present take a breath. The poor onlookers held their breath for so long that they almost suffocated to death.
"I announce that all the free tickets for 'Mengxing's' debut LIVE will be sold instead! At the same time, all activities where you can receive free drinks and light sticks with tickets are also cancelled! All 200,000 VIP seat tickets are now on sale in advance.
Yes, start buying now!”
After Ling Mei finished speaking, everyone present and the audience in front of the TV were all transformed into Black Question Mark Brother. The first ones to come to their senses were our fans. They started running back like crazy, but after a few seconds
Bu Que immediately remembered something, so he took out his mobile phone and other gadgets one after another and started grabbing tickets.
Stupid humans, you didn’t expect it, right? God’s punishment is so painful!
Ever since, this very formal press conference turned into a concert ticket sales event, and reporters from all over the world were confused and promoted it for us.
Although the tickets have become paid, the prices here have always been very impressive. Lingmei showed me the price of VIP tickets: including round-trip air tickets, seven-day accommodation and food vouchers, bonus goddess figures, signed photos,
Support T-shirts, baseball caps and headbands, water bottles and fans, and a lot of miscellaneous items, all costing only a hundred yuan in total, and you can pay in any currency...
"Wouldn't this mean that some people are quick and some are slow but others are slow? And it's very unfair to people in countries with high currency values! Some countries still have a currency worth one hundred billion!" When I got home, I was worried about zero.
The beautiful behavior is making fierce complaints.
"Those countries have enjoyed the benefit of buying foreign goods cheaply, so it doesn't matter if the tickets are a little more expensive. Besides, countries with valuable currencies are members of the Baoyuan Society, and they should be punished more severely. As for those countries with worthless currencies?
I think it is better for their people to spend their time on construction instead of coming to see any performances. As for the issue of panic buying, even if it is free, it still depends on the speed of the people and the slowness of the people."
"Okay, let's forget this question! Then the next question! Are you holding a press conference for advertising? What about the divine punishment that you promised? Is your divine punishment going to be a concert?"
"The concert was supposed to be held, it just happened to happen. And God's Punishment is about selling tickets, not holding a concert."
"Give me a more serious form of divine punishment!" I hit Ling Mei on the head hard.
"Well, what do you think about banning all humans from drinking Coke for one day? This punishment is big enough."
"..."
"If you don't have any objections, then it's settled like this?"
"No... God's punishment or whatever, just let love be what it is..."
"Yeah?"
"How many people wash their necks and wait to die, but you turned it into a publicity event...Should I say that your entertainment skills are overflowing?"
"Of course, we just want to make the world more interesting, right?"
I bet you 50 cents that there won't be a single female reader of this story.