Looking at the harem men around me, I felt very irritable.
Because we picked him up in advance, he will stay at our house for one night today. Of course I disagreed, but Lingmei said that we need to get used to this aborigine, so he ignored my protest and made preparations for him.
one room.
Now that the deal is done, in order to prevent this harem man from causing any trouble, I can only stare at him the whole time. Just like watching TV now, I also let him sit next to me, so as to stay away from other goddesses.
"Ah~ Her body is so soft and smells so good..."
I turned on his mind reading ability and knew his inner thoughts instantly. The first time I turned on my mind reading ability, it was actually to guard against a harem king.
"Sit up straight, you bastard! Don't smell me!" I hit him on the back with a magazine roll, warning him not to have any thoughts about me.
Damn it, this bastard actually pretended to be aggrieved. Do you think this trick will work on me? I'm not one of those stupid, scheming girls!
"Who are you calling a retarded person?" X9
"Xinglu, don't join in the fun!"
"So you are talking about us?" X8
The goddesses looked at me, their eyes full of threats.
"No! I'm referring to those mindless female protagonists in harem dramas who kneel down and lick the good-for-nothing male protagonists, not you!"
"Aren't you just a good-for-nothing male protagonist!" X9
"I am a beautiful girl now! And you didn't kneel down and lick me!"
"As long as you are willing, we will lick it for you in seconds!" X8
"You don't need this! Huh? Why don't you join in the fun, Xinglu?"
"Amy is my sister. Amy is not my lover."
"Well said Xinglu! You are right to think so! I have no interest in loli!"
"...Amy is an enemy."
"...I was wrong about Star Dew, please forgive me."
The harem men next to us looked at our daily routine with their mouths wide open, looking at a loss.
"What are you looking at? Do you understand this in daily life? Don't you and your girl have this?" I hit his head with the magazine and asked unhappily.
"No... usually they are all vying to give me massages, hugs and so on, but they haven't said any of these inexplicable words?"
"Lingmei, can I crush this thing into a pulp?" I turned my head and asked Lingmei expressionlessly.
"No." Lingmei refused with the same expressionless expression.
"Speaking of Lingmei, have you taken care of the Baoyuan Association? There are also nuclear bombs. There should be some hidden ones that have not been launched, right?" Watching the TV reports about the reorganization of political arenas in various countries, I suddenly thought of these questions.
"Of course, the main body of the Baoyuan Society is those idiots who want to drag others along if they don't want to live. After dealing with them, all that's left will be those who carry out orders. As for the nuclear bombs, in fact, the Baoyuan Society does not intend to launch them all.
Yes, but I did some tricks, so there was a scene where thousands of bullets were fired to celebrate the New Year. The rest were not assembled and had no firing ability, and Sakura had already taken them all to make snacks."
"What about forming a coalition government? We don't have to worry about it?"
"This is just a small matter on a planet. Does it need existences like us to take care of it?" Lingmei raised her chin and made a gesture of contempt.
"...I think we goddesses who mess around all day long and disrupt civilized order are not qualified to say these things..."
"For gods, no matter how big or small, all our actions have long-term significance."
"You were talking about trivial matters just now! Why did it become trivial?"
"What I say is what I said. Everything is subject to the latest explanation. Don't worry about the details." Ling Mei waved her hand, saying that I am just willful.
"By the way, Lingmei, a group of people went to the Central Hospital to cause trouble recently." Sister Aini picked up an apple and threw it directly into her mouth, chewing it and saying.
"What's the fuss about? Because the old injury was healed during the resurrection, so you can't continue to play porcelain?"
"That's not true. They ask the hospital to resurrect their relatives who died of natural causes. Isn't this a bit troublesome?"
"This will definitely not work. Natural death is one of the basic settings of the world. If we change the world, it will be really messed up. We just want to make the world a better place, not a mess. Tell them that hospitals only resurrect those who died accidentally.
, natural death is not within the scope of acceptance.”
"That's what I said, but that group of people are still pestering them. They are all foreign tourists with a certain quality... I plan to treat them coldly and send them off directly when their travel period is up."
"Well, let's add one to the admission rules. Anyone who makes trouble unreasonably will be expelled immediately."
"Okay... The management department has been notified. This group of people will never come back to play again."
"Um, Rei Mei... What if those people shout that there is no justice and the gods treat all things like mutinous dogs..." I imagined such a scene, and then asked Rei Mei in pain.
"Then tell them that we are aliens. It's a kindness not to kill your whole family."
"Is this okay?"
"Of course, for those who can't be persuaded by persuasion, intimidation is the best way."
"This will affect our glorious image!"
"No, we have a good reputation among most people, so a small amount of negative remarks will only be regarded as deliberate smear."
At this time, Sister Aiti came out of the kitchen, clapped her hands and said to everyone: "Okay, the last supper has been seated, everyone go and eat~"
The man in the harem next to me who looked confused throughout the whole process started to tremble immediately after hearing these words.
"Why is this child shaking? Well, she means that after this meal, she will send you on your way without breakfast tomorrow. Don't be afraid?" Sister Aini looked at the harem man with a puzzled look on her face.
However, the harem man was shaking even more violently and felt like he was about to pee.
"Two sisters... No, goddesses, you really need to learn the art of speaking..."
"Is there anything wrong with what we said?" X2
"It's a big problem... so what, stop shaking! We're not saying we're going to kill you, we're sending you on your way, we mean sending you back to your original world, sending you home!"
"Huh~ So that's what it is! It scared me to death!" The harem man patted his chest and his face finally looked better.
"You brat, why would he understand that we want to kill him?"
"...The last supper and sending you on your way are put together. This is obviously a message for death row prisoners...Aren't you omniscient and omnipotent? Why don't you know this?"
"Hey, haven't I explained this to you? We know what we want to know and can do what we want to do. This is called omniscience and omnipotence!"
"Then please study the language and culture when you have free time...Don't make such common sense mistakes again..."
"No! Lack of common sense is one of the most adorable things about a goddess!"
"You, this handsome lady, need to be a little more cute!"
"Comrades, if you don't eat, the food will be cold~" Sister Aiti gave us an ultimatum with a dark face.
"Ah yes! We'll be there right away!" I grabbed the harem man next to me and hurried to the restaurant.
"Goddess, you seem to be very afraid of that goddess?" the harem man asked quietly beside me.
"Stop talking nonsense! Why do you care about this?"
"How about I take advantage of my popularity among women and say a few nice words to you?"
"...Do you want to die? You actually want to use the halo of the harem on us?"
"I'm sorry I was wrong, please treat me as if I didn't say anything."
"I'll stress it to you again, we are goddesses! Not your stupid little girls! Don't have any illusions about us, or I'll kick you to death, do you understand?"
"Yes, I understand, Lady Goddess."
"now it's right!"
PS: In the afternoon, there is a small theater that is longer than the main chapter.