Today’s dinner is all-you-can-eat stir-fried spaghetti with black pepper beef tenderloin. Speaking of which, I have always thought that this thing was a Western food invented by the people of the Republic. I can see that these gods are determined to make me eat what I wanted to eat before.
If I don’t have money, I can eat as much as I want. What do you mean by the world’s high-end delicacies? Let’s not mention the issues that I have no access to at all. I still like relatively normal ingredients. Things like swallow saliva, shark fins, etc. are completely
Not interested. And I insist that humans should eat seasoned cooked food, especially animal products. I can’t understand the idea of treating fishy smells as delicious food.
After dinner, the goddess of elegance asked us all to practice a dance in which we swung our breasts up and down, while yelling about what we love and what kind of dance, saying that this is very popular among humans nowadays. As a pre-human, why didn’t I know?
We are popular with this! And the BGM of that dance sounds like a song from the 20th century. How could it be popular? Surprisingly, everyone seemed to be in high spirits. The goddess of laziness even stepped on the floor with excitement.
It's really a magical dance to make a guy whose feet never touch the ground achieve this level of joy.
When taking a shower, everyone was relatively honest. Even Lingmei ran over and said that my boots must be tired after dancing for such a long time. Please give me a rub or something. Well, it’s not my legs that are tired but my shoes. That’s right.
Only this group of gods who are wearing clothes and not wearing them, and whose clothes are their true bodies, have this idea.
I spent the night peacefully, but the next morning I was aroused by Reime stepping hard on my crotch.
"Hey! What are you doing!"
"Hmm? Don't you want to be trampled by a sexy girl? I thought you would like this kind of service in the morning."
"I like a hairy girl! Who wants to be stepped on so early in the morning! Besides, I am also a beautiful girl now, what's the point of you stepping on me!" Damn, I said what I was thinking, but for these gods who can read minds,
What's on your mind?
"Oh, I'm sorry, it was my oversight. I will definitely improve it next time."
"There won't be a next time!" I said with pain in my balls, even though I didn't feel any pain in my balls, even though I had just been stepped on.
"Today's task is to get rid of the original religious figures and then participate in the city's trial operation."
"It sounds a bit difficult. By the way, when will the political circles deal with it?"
"There is some trouble in the political world. Let's put it aside for now. The top leaders of various countries are hostile to us. After all, we use force to temporarily suppress them. When ordinary people accept us, it will be useless no matter how unwilling they are."
"So when will the religious delegation come?" I asked casually.
"If they don't come, we will catch them ourselves."
"Huh? Is this some kind of knitting?"
"The religious community does not recognize us as gods and is hostile to us. On the contrary, atheist groups welcome us. We have to go and capture them in person to hold this meeting."
"So are we going to play Assassin's Creed, Thief, and Glory?" I became excited.
"It's not that troublesome. Just pass it to the target person, grab it and pass it back."
Ah, I was really stupid for having such expectations.
"No, you are not stupid, you are suffering from a chuunibyou."
"Okay, okay, so just the two of us are going?"
"And Ani is going too."
"Who is Ani?"
"I am your sister!" Sister Xiaosha slapped me on the head.
This sentence is the process of making plans and setting off.
The Supreme God Envoy is currently frowning on his priceless throne. Just a few days ago, a group of aliens of unknown origin visited the earth. Although their arrival special effects are like gods, their appearance is not comparable to that of mortals.
Yes, but his out-of-the-box personality and obviously human-style knight costume don't look like a god. Although the Supreme Envoy has been following the divine decrees in the doctrine and trying to make the world a better place since he took office, but in the end,
I am also a little cautious about the question of whether there is a God.
Looking up at the luxurious decorations in the palace, the Supreme Divine Envoy sighed. Even though his religion has changed a lot over thousands of years, the transaction of faith for money has not changed much. Even if he is blessing
He was quite sincere at the time, but he dared not say whether the blessing from the unknown god had any effect. In the past, this may have been more of a deception, but in today's developed society, this is more
More often than not, it is a symbol of hope. However, the doctrines and canons were all written by predecessors, and the god who did not know where he was did not tell people these things in person. It has been this way for thousands of years, and suddenly something happened
A group of aliens come out and say that we are gods and worship us. Is this a joke? Do you want to tell believers that what they have been propagandized for thousands of years is wrong and that the real gods are beautiful women flying flying saucers?
Girl? How can people accept such a mess? What’s even more troublesome is that these aliens actually sent invitations and asked all religious leaders to go to their place for a meeting. Is it possible that human religion will be controlled by aliens from now on?
Has it been erased?
Suddenly, the air in front of him was distorted, and three figures appeared. The supreme envoy was startled, and just as he was about to call the guards, the figure in front of him spoke: "Don't be afraid, we are here to invite you to a meeting."
After taking a closer look, the person who spoke was the girl who made fun of people around the world and claimed to be a god a few days ago. Next to her was the Statue of Liberty who performed a suspected miracle. There was no information about the other girl with short two-toned hair who exuded heroic spirit.
The Supreme God asked with a trembling voice: "Ah...are you here to end us? My God, are you still unwilling to show up until the last moment? These fake..."
"What's fake? We are serious gods. Although we have not been in office for a long time, we are absolutely genuine. There were no gods in the world before us. Please stop worshiping us." Sister Xiaosha said a little unhappy.
"Don't think too much, we just invite you to a meeting to determine the future religious system of mankind. I know you are a little guilty, but don't worry, we are tolerant, and we will judge the merits and demerits ourselves, at least you don't have to
We are too scared, we will not put a thousand-year-old religious problem on one person." Ling Mei said calmly.
"But are you really gods? I..."
"It's really true, I can prove this." I raised my hand and said.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go." Sister Xiaosha stepped forward and held the hand of the Supreme Envoy, and the next moment we appeared in the venue on the offshore platform.
"This is your place. Don't run out. Only by staying in this private room can you ensure that you will not be beaten by people of hostile religions." Sister Xiaosha warned.
Only then did I notice that the venue had been partially renovated. The seats were divided into many small compartments, separated by light walls, and they also had their own toilets and other facilities.
"Okay, we have to pick up the leaders of other religions. You can rest here for a while." After Sister Xiaosha said that, she disappeared in a burst of light, leaving only the supreme envoy standing there.
There are not many large and influential religions in the world, so it didn't take us much time to "invite" them. It's just that some religions have higher force values and lower sanity values. As soon as we went there, we were shot in the face with machine guns.
, and then Sister Xiaosha’s full-screen brainwashing made the world quiet. I asked Lingmei what to do with those cults (not a typo) that are purely anti-human. She said that you can just send the subordinate gods to clean up, but I don’t know what this cleanup is.
mean.
After finishing the work of inviting the great god, we ate something at home to replenish our style. Because the god doesn’t need to eat anything at all, I can’t say it replenishes energy, I can only say it replenishes our style.
Back at the venue, all the leaders looked quite... panicked, and some even looked scared? But what were the people on the other side happily holding banners and waving flags doing?
"They are an atheist group and came to watch the fun." Lingmei explained.
So the conference started happily in a chaotic atmosphere.
Lingmei regained her majestic goddess image: "The god you are seeking is now standing in front of you. From today on, all articles written by mortals that persecute human freedoms, provoke disputes, and deceive people's hearts will be abolished.
.”
There was an uproar in the audience, and many of the panicked gods jumped up to protest, saying that we were false gods or something like that.
Lingmei did not care about their reactions and continued: "First of all, I would like to thank the various sects for their positive role in the stability and development of human society over the past thousands of years. You have indeed made a contribution to maintaining social stability and giving people reliance and hope.
.”
Lingmei paused for a moment, then changed to a stern tone: "However, the obstacles and persecution that humans have suffered over the past thousands of years are undeniable. Although many sects have advanced with the times, some still persist in their stubbornness.
, are still keen on oppression and fighting. Now, it is time to atone for the mistakes you have committed!
Let me emphasize here one last time that before we arrived, there was no god in your world. The one standing in front of you now is the real god. I never said those messy things, nor did I prohibit humans from doing things that they could have done.
What I have done is to ask them for some property that I don’t need at all. You have only one choice now - tell your believers that you have always misinterpreted God’s will, that all oppression and sacrifice are wrong, and that the true God has come
, putting aside hatred and building a better future together is what God wants.
I personally suggest that you blame all your mistakes on your predecessors, and declare that you just took the wrong path of your predecessors, and now you have finally woken up after God’s teachings. I believe that as professionals, you should be very good at how to convince believers.
This is not a request, but an order. If you still insist on your own ways after you go back, I wouldn’t mind inviting you over again to experience the history of human torture.”
"From today on, when people talk about religion, they will think of words like peace, hope, mutual help, and kindness. Words like deception, oppression, struggle, and dominance will always stay away from it."
There was silence on the side of the religious group, but there was a lot of applause, cheers and whistles on the side of the atheist group.
Just when I was feeling happy about the future of mankind, Reime suddenly said something else.
"You, Noodle God Cult, will be disbanded when you get back. The image of the Noodle God you created has seriously affected my appetite when eating noodles, and I am very unhappy. From now on, I prohibit humans from using and spreading that image. This is
Your god said it himself, and you can take pictures to prove it. This is a real oracle."
The people of the Noodle God Cult and I were shocked. This should be the first prohibition personally imposed by the true god in human history. The Noodle God Cult is really honored to have received the first oracle, although it was followed immediately by
It has to be dissolved, but this is enough to show off those thousands of years of orthodox religion. However, this does not seem to be a good thing worth showing off.
As always, Lingmei took us away directly after holding the criticism meeting, leaving the task of sending the bastards back to the lower gods. Since the atheist groups came at their own expense, they can get food here
Stay and play for a few days.
"By the way, why do we need to catch them ourselves? Can't we just let the subordinate gods do it?"
"This is to show respect for their efforts over thousands of years to deceive others and themselves."
"This is really a weird reason. Do you really want to destroy the earth's religious system?"
"No, I just asked them to stop fighting and convert them all to believe in me. And since they believe in me, they can no longer do bad things. If they work hard to benefit the people, I will give them benefits."
"What! You want to give them benefits!"
"Amy, what are you thinking about? I mean welfare in the real sense, not labor welfare."
"Sorry, I got it wrong."
"There is no need to apologize. Being able to think like this means that you are becoming more and more like us." Lingmei gave me a charming smile.
Well, it’s really a sad story for you eroges to look more and more like you.