"Huh? You mean we need to find a more powerful boss?"
Sitting on a stubble chair with a glass of fruit wine, I felt very unhappy.
"Yes, I'm just a spokesperson, working for the real big shots. If you want to find big business, I'm afraid you need to wait."
Sitting aside with a straight beard, he completely lost the ferocious aura he had just now.
"Why are you so troublesome? I just wanted to find something bad to do, but after working for a long time, I didn't even see the real bad guy!" I put the cup on the broken table next to me and propped my head up with my hands.
It’s not that I am picky, but this cup is really dirty! Not to mention that I have my face covered, so I can’t drink from it!
"This... is really not something I can control. I'm just a nobody..." Hu Za had a shit-eating expression on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Sister, what he said must be true. These people are too weak to be the masterminds behind the scenes." Ellie, who was sitting on the table swinging her legs, said to me in a positive tone.
"Stop swinging your legs! Others can see you without safety pants and underwear!"
"Ah, it doesn't matter to me? Underwear is also a kind of armor, so what if you see it? Isn't it sick to wear another layer of armor just to cover it up?"
"...What you said seems to make sense..."
"Right~ So what should we do next? Sister, do you have any ideas? How about... we should just be normal adventurers?"
"No, I must play something exciting! Let's go back and wait for a few days. If there is a big deal, how about you inform me?" I looked at the beard, and the only exposed eyes showed the majesty of a superior.
Well, I am trying to release it. This kind of thing is mysterious, so I can only imitate it.
"This... do you two really want to do this kind of business? With your strength, it should be very easy to join the Salted Fish Knights..." Huzi wiped the sweat from his head, with a look of incomprehension.
expression.
"I don't want to go, I don't want to go, I'm so powerful, I just want to have some fun!"
"Then...how should I inform you then?"
"Let me think about it... then you send someone to the hotel to inform me, and we will stay..."
"Sister, you can't do this! Our identities will be exposed!" Before I could finish speaking, Aili interrupted me anxiously.
"Ah... it's so troublesome! So what, do you have a way to contact me through a single line?"
"Otherwise...if there is business, I will ask someone to post a fake mission in the mercenary guild. Is that okay?" Beard's body leaned forward slightly, seeming to be a little swaying.
"Okay, let me think about it... Then you can issue a task to lick the boots of a beautiful girl! I will know it when I see it!"
"Ah? What?" X2
Huzi and Ai Li seemed to be surprised and asked in unison.
"That's what it means! Isn't it strange?"
"...Sister, isn't this strange..."
"Whatever! It's okay to be weird! Only in this way can it be recognized! Okay, that's it! Do you hear me?" I waved my hand and looked at the beard.
"I...get it..." Huzi nodded stiffly.
"How long will it take to talk?"
"This... I'm not sure... but it is said that a new ruin has been discovered in the Desert of Death recently. The big shots seem to be very interested in this and should take action recently."
"Huh? You gangsters also go on serious adventures?" I was a little surprised when I heard what Huzi said.
"No... you will know when the time comes. Now... it's not convenient to say too much..." Beard was breaking out in cold sweat, and he hesitated to speak.
"Okay, okay, I get it! It's not easy for you to do this job. You're afraid that I'll leak the news, right? But if you don't tell me, you're afraid that I'll beat you up!"
"You are so considerate..." Huzi shook his body and forced out an ugly smile.
"Then let's go! Your air is so bad, I'll vomit if you stay here for a while longer! If you have nothing to do, open the door and windows to get some fresh air, it's not healthy!" I stood up and walked towards the door.
"I must pay attention..."
"Stop laughing! You look so ugly when you smile! I suggest you find a mask to wear. This can hide your ugliness and increase your sense of mystery. Kill two birds with one stone!"
"..."
Well, the shit-eating expression on the bearded face is even more intense, forget it, I’ll just pretend I didn’t see it.
"Sister...can't you not harm others..." Aili seemed to be unable to stand it any longer and reminded me.
"I'm telling the truth, okay? Where did I hurt anyone? By the way! How much did these smashed tables, chairs and benches cost? Although you said you were the first to do it, it was indeed my sister who caused these losses." I turned around and looked.
Hold on to the men, prepare to pay,
"...These things don't cost much, so you don't have to spend any money." Huzi seemed to want to laugh again, but he immediately suppressed it.
"Okay, anyway, I've already given you twenty-five gold coins, which is quite a lot. Then I'm leaving. Don't forget to notify me if you have any dirty work!"
"No, no, no! Please go slowly!" Huzi and his younger brothers gathered around, as if they were sending off their boss.
After walking out of the inner room, the hall outside was silent, and a group of people were all looking here like monkeys.
"What? Are you fascinated by my beauty? Why are you all looking at me?" I raised my head and made a proud gesture.
"Sister...we are covering our faces, so we can't see the beautiful ones..." Ai Li reminded her in a low voice from behind.
"You can't look at your breasts if you can't see your face? Do you think so?" I puffed up my chest and asked everyone proudly.
After a few seconds of collective silence, the tavern instantly became noisy again.
"Is the weather nice today?"
"That's right, look at how beautiful the texture of the wood is!"
"I think so too! Ale is just better than wine!"
Everyone was talking nonsense and trying not to pay attention to us.
"Hey! You losers! I want you to see how dare you ignore me!" I was very angry and wanted to teach these people a lesson.
"Okay, sister, let's go quickly!" Ai Li took my hand, lowered her head and pulled me out.
"Don't worry! I'm going to teach these bastards who don't know how to appreciate beautiful girls a lesson!"
"Stop making trouble...go, go, go..."
Because Aili was stronger than me, I was dragged out by her in the end.
"Sister... I think... it's better to let me handle the negotiations in the future." On the street, Ai Li said to me while looking around.
"Huh? You're worse than me, okay? If you just say that everyone is rubbish, isn't that asking for death?" I put one hand on my hips and hit her on the head with the staff with the other.
"What are you seeking death for? Although I have my own problems, sister Amy, you behaved inappropriately first... Wasn't that just to help you out?" Ellie rubbed her head, seemingly unhappy.
"Forget it, let's not talk about each other. Let's go, let's go, I don't want to stay in this wretched place any longer, it's dirty and smelly!"
"Sister Amy, do you want to play something exciting..."
"Why, are you unhappy?"
"Well...a little bit..."
"Oh, just let me have some fun first! I'm bored to death after sitting at home all this time! Can I play with you after this is over?" I reached out and touched Ellie's head... the rag on her head.
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"Sister Amy said she wanted to help me become a Valkyrie, but don't forget about it just for fun..." Ellie swayed and her voice was very low.
"Don't worry, don't worry! I do what I say! Don't worry about this! Let's just have fun first! How about it, sister?" When I said this, I specially added an accent to the word sister.
Then I regretted it.
"Sister! Ellie is so happy!~~~~"
Ellie immediately clung to me like a mud monster, unable to push away no matter how hard I pushed.
"Get down here! You'll be laughed at by others!"
"No! Ellie wants to become one sister!"
"These words feel so obscene!"
"No! It's my sister's lustful thoughts!"
Although the divisions exploded in the last two days, they still managed to retain their position as Fengwei and spread flowers.
Thank you all for your support and for not completely exploding me.