Although these guys don't like me, I don't hate them. I know my faults myself, and I can completely understand their reactions.
What's more, they are not as serious as they first felt.
The night went smoothly. I fell asleep quickly after they went out to take a shower. This lady is a genius and falls asleep much faster than ordinary people.
Early the next morning, the leader of the adventure team started knocking on the door. Although I hate getting up early, I won't stay in bed when it's time to get up.
But Ellie is different.
"No, no! Let me sleep for a while!" Ai Li inserted her hands and feet into the wall beside the bed, but she couldn't pull it up no matter how hard she pulled.
"You bastard! You're wasting my money again! Get up!" I hit her hard with my staff.
"Ah~~Ah~~Ahha~~~~Onee-sama's loving whipping~~~Ahha~~~Ellie...Ellie is going~~~"
"Fuck! You pervert! This is so embarrassing! Get up!" I found that my slapping had the opposite effect, so I just hugged her waist and pulled her hard.
"Boom!" A large piece of the wall was pulled down together, hitting us with a crackle.
"Cough cough cough... Sister, are you crazy! What are you doing... cough cough cough..." Ellie slapped the sand and gravel on her body and complained to me while coughing.
"Hehehe, I still want to ask you~" I gave her a kind smile with a dark face.
"Ah! Sister, I was wrong!"
"late!"
"ah!!!!!!"
Ellie was wrapped in the dazzling holy light and headed to the Paradise...
"Miss, I'm ready, let's go." Facing the people huddled at the door, I showed a charming smile.
"...Ah!...Let's go, let's go! Let's go quickly!" The mage named Patiuliya suddenly jumped out of the room, pushing the others and rushed out of the guest room.
Is this lady really so terrible? Forget it, I have to pay for the house later, this bastard Ellie!
"Stop pretending! Pack your things in half a minute and get ready to leave!" I turned around and yelled at Ellie, who was lying motionless on the ground.
"Yes! Ellie received it!" Ellie jumped up from the ground in an instant, and then began to quickly dig out her luggage from the sand and gravel.
After dealing with all these messy things, we boarded yesterday's carriage. For some reason, the girls immediately crowded together when they saw us getting on.
"Pachulia, don't you feel uncomfortable sitting like this?"
"No...it's not uncomfortable, hahaha...it's okay!" The other party waved her hand at me vigorously, and I could clearly see drops of sweat coming out from under her breasts.
I'm not happy about this. This lady is very kind and approachable! What are you afraid of?
"Come, sit next to me, I'll have a chat with you." I waved to her.
"No...it's okay, it's really okay hehehe...we can still talk face to face like this hehehe..."
"Oh, if I ask you to come here, just come here!" I reached out and grabbed her arm and gently pulled her. She let out an exclamation and ran into my arms.
"Patch!" "Ah!" "Killing people!" "Help." The remaining girls began to yell randomly.
"What are you shouting! Don't shout nonsense! Ellie, stick your head out and explain!"
"Okay onee-sama!"
I glared at them, and they immediately huddled together like rabbits.
"Pachulia, how are you? I am very flexible, isn't I?" I gently helped the magician girl up and said softly.
"Ah! Onee-sama's..."
"Shut up!" I glared at Ellie again, stopping her plan to make nonsense.
"Pachouliya, are you so silent? You... eh? What's wrong with you?" The tender girl in her arms seemed to have no bones at this time, rolling her eyes and swaying around.
"Oops! Are you scared to death? Purify! Heal! Excite! Strengthen! Why the hell isn't she resurrected?" I made a lot of spells and threw them at the girl, and the other girl was like she was electrocuted.
stop.
"Sister... I think you're really going to kill her if you keep doing this nonsense..." Aili promptly reminded me.
"To death?"
"Uh, I don't know what it means. Maybe you were influenced by your sister, right?"
"Is that so? I'm just a little panicked, hmm! Why are you still fainting? Let me think about it... I have it! Wake up!" I stretched my hand to the mage girl's chest and faced a pair of big
The ball was pinched hard.
"Ah! Who is it? A gangster!" "Pa!"
The mage girl who suddenly woke up raised her hand and slapped me.
Then she looked at me with fear on her face and fainted again.
"..."
Forget it, it seems that this lady is really scary.
"Ellie, go and get rid of the onlookers!" We were making a fuss in the car, shouting and shouting, and now there was a group of people watching us, which made Miss Ben very unhappy.
"Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, don't watch around, don't watch around!" Ai Li blocked the entrance of the carriage and shouted outside.
"Well, I knocked your companions unconscious. This was my mistake. I apologize to you." I nodded lightly to the remaining girls.
"Don't take it seriously! You can play with her any way you want!" "Yes, yes, she will be yours from now on!" "Evil... you are the Lord God!" "She is yours."
"Hey! What's so scary about this lady?"
Forget it, forget it, if you don't have the same experience as these ordinary people, you really have never seen the world.
I shook my head, laid the limp Pachulia flat on the bench of the carriage, and then let her head rest on my thigh in an absolute position.
Huh? Absolute realm? That’s a good word!
"I want it too! I want it too!" Seeing this scene, Ai Li couldn't hold it anymore.
"I'll talk about it next time! Now sit down and sit tight!" I pointed at the empty seat next to me and yelled at her.
"Ugh... Onee-sama doesn't love me anymore!"
"I never loved you from the beginning, okay!"
"What!..." Ai Li turned to stone in an instant.
Ignoring this annoying pervert, I carefully inspected the unconscious girl on my legs. Yes, it was pretty good-looking, but it was still a little inferior to me and Ali.
I picked up a piece of her hair and brought it to my nose and smelled it. It smelled like some kind of spice. Sure enough, only geniuses like me and Ellie can bring their own fragrance... No, according to Ellie's theory...
Forget it, forget it, don’t think about this!
After the team entered the wilderness, the speed slowed down a lot, and the carriage kept bumping, which made me feel very irritated. During this period, the mage girl was awakened many times, but as soon as she opened her eyes and saw me
face, and immediately fainted again. I asked other people what happened to her, and they kept slapping me, not willing to answer properly.
It seems that this lady really needs to reflect on the way she behaves. She has obviously put away her airs and sincerely wants to make friends, but she ended up like this. This is so embarrassing.
Looking out from the back of the carriage, the surrounding wasteland extends to the surroundings. Only the vague shadow of the Hengduan Mountains in the distance on one side can prove that it has boundaries. It is said that the ruins are located on the edge of the Death Desert, so I will camp out for one night today and tomorrow
You can arrive at noon.
Oh, I remembered, my current identity is not an adventurer, I am a bandit disguised as an adventurer. After the exploration of the ruins is completed, this bandit team will attack these adventurers.
Although these are high-level adventurers and mercenaries, and even many masters sent by the Knights, the bandit team is not just a bunch of fish. If they can make good use of the environment, it is not impossible to steal the loot.
However, the bandit leader didn't tell us what was specifically in the ruins, nor did the person in charge of the adventure team. They just repeatedly emphasized that the ruins were powerful and the rewards would be huge, but they avoided talking about the specific content.
Could it be that this is a conspiracy? But it doesn't matter, I am a genius, and now I have a younger sister who is also a genius. In the face of our strength, all conspiracies and tricks are just paper tigers.
Oh, by the way, I don’t really intend to be a robber, otherwise I wouldn’t want to make friends with these weaklings in front of me. I just want to have some excitement, and when I think of those robbers looking at me in horror
Looking at my rebellious look, and the wonderful expressions on the adventurers' faces when they see me change from one past to another, I am very much looking forward to it.
Looking at the weak teammates on the opposite side who were still trembling after being beaten to pieces, I showed a proud smile. Haha, I don’t know how you will behave at that time... But don’t worry, although I love
Play, but I will definitely protect you. After all, I am a powerful genius!