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God is a little weird lately

"This is the big temple! But most of it is empty." Walking in the square, I pointed to the intimidating-looking temple and introduced it to the girls.

"Empty? Why is it empty?" Pachulia asked in confusion.

"Because it's useless! My sister and I can't even live in such a big house!"

"Then why build it so big?"

"For the sake of ostentation! For ostentation! We are a group of gods after all. We are embarrassed if we don't have a big temple!"

"Ah... what you said makes sense..." Pachulia was stunned for a moment, then showed a helpless smile.

By the way, why is the painting of the Great Temple so abnormal today? It is actually a serious luminous gold and silver pattern? Where is the giant portrait of Reimei?

"You brat, isn't this just to give your friend a better impression? Aiti did this specifically for you!" Sister Aini explained to me in her mind.

"Sister Aiti, I love you! You are so good!" I shouted excitedly in the public channel in my mind.

"Hehehe~ As long as you like it, Amy~ There will also be a surprise for the dinner in the evening~"

"Yeah, yeah! I'm looking forward to it!"

At this time, Aili pulled me, pointed at the tourists around and asked, "Sister, are these believers who come to worship?"

"Oh no! They are all here for sightseeing!"

"Ah? Isn't this a temple? Why do you want to travel here?" Ai Li looked puzzled, and the others nodded in agreement.

"Because... this is originally a tourist attraction... and it is also our iconic attraction..." Although the truth is painful, I am not good at bullshitting and can only tell the truth.

"That is to say... Amy, your daily life is to be watched by tourists!" Sister Hermione suddenly realized.

"No, no! The place we live in is very high up! The lower part is specially used for visiting!" I shook my head vigorously to deny the other person's idea.

Outside the illuminated gate of the temple, a group of people were queuing up to take pictures. In order not to steal the shot, I could only sneak in quickly with the girls.

"Amy! Why do you feel like you are a thief when you come home?" Amzi asked in confusion.

"Because...I usually don't go through this door when I go home...and it's not good to appear in the photos when others are taking them."

"What is photography?"

"It's the image of the magic viewfinder."

"Oh oh oh~"

"Amy, I want one of those things!" Hut Loli said to me, pointing to the single-slip card in the hand of a tourist with gleaming eyes.

"No problem... I'll give it to you then... But the technology tree in our world is completely different from yours... I don't know if it has any reference value... Okay everyone, this is the Grand Temple, how do you think, it's very beautiful

Bar?"

I opened my arms and proudly introduced this writing temple to everyone as a scenic spot. I have obviously been to this place once in the beginning, but now I have to pretend to be very familiar with it.

"Wow~ Sister, how big is it here!" Aili asked me excitedly.

"Uh...how big it is...I don't know how to describe it, but it's pretty big!"

"Amy...that statue over there...isn't it your sister?" Dodori said softly, pointing to the large Zero Beauty figure at the end of the temple.

"Ah! It's Reime, yes! But is she my sister... Reime, what are you to me... Oh? Sister, where is Reime?" I looked around, but found that Reime was not around.

"She went back directly! Can't I just accompany you?" Sister Aini shrugged disapprovingly.

"This guy... isn't this giving up the opportunity to cultivate goodwill..." I shook my head helplessly.

"Well, that's how she is. I don't have any objections, hehe~" Sister Aini stared at me with malicious eyes, like a pervert who saw a cute girl.

"Ah, everyone, after all, this Zero Beauty is the God of the Gods! She is the origin of all our gods!" Ignoring Sister Aini, I turned to introduce the history of the gods to the girls.

"That means...she is Amy's mother?"

"No, no, no! Dodori, you misunderstood! Gods can't give birth! I'm not the one born by Rei Mei! I have a biological mother!"

"Ah? Amy, aren't you a god?"

"I am a god...but...I am not a serious god...I am a god transformed from a mortal..."

"Ah! Can mortals also become gods? Then can we too!" Hermione waved her fist vigorously, seeming very excited.

"No...theoretically speaking, it is absolutely impossible for a mortal to become a god...I became a god because I took the back door...because I am zero beauty...Oh, the reason is very complicated! And becoming a god is not as easy as you think.

Awesome! You are friends with me now, and it is basically the same as becoming a god... To be honest, I am quite confused about the future... Let me tell you, in fact, my sisters are only nine years old...

And I am already twenty-five years old..." My mind was in a mess, and I started telling the girls these things that I couldn't understand myself.

"Ah?" X6

However, the girls were even more confused than me, and they couldn't understand a word.

"Hahaha! Amy has always been pampered by us, so she usually only knows how to eat, drink and have fun. She is not very clear about these things. Hahaha~ Don't ask questions about gods. This is a secret!" Sister Aini!

He covered my mouth and then laughed and smoothed things over for me.

"You brat, why do you say everything? We help you maintain your image, but you are ruining it yourself!" Sister Aini scolded me in her head.

"We are like this, what can I say? And why don't you drive away the tourists and bring millions of believers here? How can I explain to them how this place is like?"

"You are ridiculous! This place is very popular, isn't it? It receives hundreds of thousands of tourists every day! It's the New Year now, and many people are rushing to travel during the holidays. How can we close this place just for you!"

"Can't you create something like a parallel space?"

"Ah? When you say that...why didn't I think of it?"

"Okay sister... I know you are already very concerned about it, and I am very grateful to you... I just habitually shirked responsibility again... It was my fault..."

"It's okay, it's okay! Your kid is realizing himself faster and faster, which is good! It seems that my education for you was not in vain!"

"Sister, when did you educate me?"

"...How about I let you experience the feeling of everyone around you dying a few more times?"

"I was wrong, sister, please don't do this."

Although Sister Aini and I talk a lot of nonsense, in reality less than a second has passed. Now my brain... thinking is still in human mode, but the speed of thinking has been greatly improved. It turns out that

This kind of mental dialogue would have taken a few seconds, but now it can basically be completed instantly. This is a very important improvement for me who likes to talk nonsense.

But there is also a problem with this kind of progress, that is, I am becoming less and less accustomed to speaking... I obviously think a lot in my mind at once, but I can't say it out... If this continues, won't it turn into a stutter?

"The goddess who stutters is pretty cute~" Sister Aini said mischievously.

"It's not cute at all, okay."

"Amy! Why can't gods have children? Aren't you omnipotent? Why are you infertile?" Pattyuliya, who seemed to be very stable, thought for a while and suddenly asked me this question.

"It's not... that or something... we don't need to give birth... we are not living creatures..." I awkwardly looked at Patchulia who was in the state of a curious baby, and re-evaluated her in my heart.

"Then how do you reproduce?" This guy was not satisfied and asked a second question.

"We... don't breed... If we want to increase our numbers, just create a clone..."

"Oh! I understand! That means you and slimes are the same!" Pachulia punched her palm with a look of realization.

"S...Slime...sister...why does she think so!" I looked at Sister Aini dumbfounded.

"Well...actually we are like this to a certain extent..."

"We are goddesses! Not monsters!"

"But we can be monster girls!"

"No! That's the only thing I don't want! I can't stand it!"


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