"Check, check! We found out that you supplied fake wine to the city today! This is a search warrant, tell your boss to bring your sister-in-law over quickly!"
I placed a holographic image almost on the warehouse manager's face. After seeing it, the warehouse manager panicked and started making phone calls.
"That's right, that's right! Check, check! Let me check if all the wine here is fake! Amy, which wine is the most expensive?" Hermione pretended to yell a few times, and then whispered in my ear.
asked.
"Huh? What do you want to do?"
"Check how many fake wines there are in here!"
"You also drink fake wine?"
"It's okay, it's okay. We adventurers have very high poison resistance and won't die!"
"...I don't know, I don't drink."
"Ah... forget it, I'll pick it out myself!" After saying that, Hermione ran to the inventory area and started wandering around.
This guy just wants to drink for free? But this guy doesn't care about fake wine? Is this a true love or an insult?
After a while, this guy ran back holding a wine box that was taller than himself.
"You call this an inspection? You took a box of each type of wine, right?" I couldn't help but yell at her.
"This is a sampling test, Amy! Even an ancient person like me understands it, but you don't understand!"
"I……"
"Okay, okay, I'm going to start checking!" Hermione quickly opened the box, took out several bottles of wine at once, broke off the bottle necks, and started pouring them into her mouth.
"Hey! You put broken glass in your mouth!"
"Gulu Gulu~~~It's okay~~~ We adventurers~~Guru~ have eaten sand and stones~~Gulu~~No problem!"
"..."
Wait, this guy can't tell the difference between methanol and ethanol at all, can he? Let her drink it?
"You're just checking the shit out of me! You can't tell which ones are fake, okay?"
"Who said that! I have already separated them! Gulu~~These are all!" Hermione continued to pour new wine into her mouth and put several bottles aside and said to me.
I doubtfully picked up a bottle and poured the wine into my gloves. The built-in UI immediately reminded me that this was indeed fake wine. I picked up a few more bottles, and it turned out that all the bottles that Hermily popped out were fake wine.
This guy can actually tell the difference? What's going on?
"How did you do it? Don't you know what fake wine tastes like?"
"You're so stupid Amy! I didn't know that before! I thought your wine just had that distinctive taste! Now you tell me that these are fake wines, and I can easily tell them apart, right? Don't underestimate me.
Ah! I am a slightly famous wine taster in the world over there! Gulu gulu gulu~~~~"
Looking at Hermione who was washing her face with several bottles, and then thinking about the sommeliers on our planet who elegantly taste wine from a plate, I think cultural differences are really amazing.
When Hermione was almost done drinking, the owner of the liquor warehouse also rushed to the scene, and he actually had a human girl with him.
What kind of human girl do I rely on? Do I really no longer consider myself a human being?
"I'm sorry, goddess! I really don't have a sister-in-law, so I can only use my wife instead! Please don't be angry!" The warehouse owner impatiently said strange things to me as soon as we met.
"...Why do you care about what I say casually..."
"Ah? I thought this was your request!"
"...Forget it, let's get down to business, why do you have fake wine here?"
"Goddess, if I say I don't know, will you kill me?" the warehouse owner scratched his head and said.
"...Then I'll beat you to death. You don't know what kind of goods you have in your warehouse?"
"The goods we have here are all stored here by other companies! We are only responsible for harvesting and delivery, not quality inspection!" The boss changed his face instantly and completely turned into a businessman.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"That is to say, we just rent the space to others. We don't care what others put in, as long as there are no contraband or dangerous goods. Then we also provide drop-shipping services. When the owner of the goods gives us an order, we will collect the goods.
If someone sends it, we are not the owners of the goods!"
"...Why are you so annoying...I really want to hit someone..."
"Sister, please hit Ellie!" Ellie jumped in front of me with her big eyes flashing.
"Go! Go away! I'm annoyed!" I held Ai Li's head with one hand, then lifted her up and threw her into Patchulia's arms next to her.
"Wow~~~~~ Onee-sama doesn't want me anymore!!!!"
As expected, Ai Li started to cry. It seemed like this guy really needed some training.
"It's okay Amy, our goddess must have a certain queen style, I support you." Ling Mei said in her mind.
"Do you want to die? Didn't I say it from the beginning, you are not allowed to call me dear without my permission." Ling Mei's voice instantly became extremely cold, and I couldn't help but shudder.
"I...Lingmei, I was wrong..."
"It's good to know."
"To be honest, you can't gain my favor by doing this..."
"It doesn't matter, we have plenty of time." After Lingmei said that, she cut off the communication.
I adjusted my mood and said sternly to the warehouse owner: "You mean, you are not responsible for this matter?"
"The lady is really reasonable! This is of course the responsibility of the people who store the goods here! And in fact, we are also victims! You see, if something like this happens now, our reputation will definitely be damaged. Are you willing to cooperate with us?
There will also be fewer merchants to cooperate with..."
"Okay, okay, don't complain to me! Let me take a look... Sure enough! You are not a local." I checked in the UI and found that this guy did not have a residence permit and just came here to do business.
No wonder many people hate outsiders. It seems that there is indeed a reason for this. Without a sense of belonging and responsibility, it is indeed understandable to do nasty things and then be hated by the locals.
"Right? But we have complete documents and qualifications, so it is absolutely legal!" the boss said with a smile.
"I know you are legal, so that's it. Give me the consignor's information for this batch of goods."
"Okay, okay! I'll pass it on to you right now!" The boss nodded and then asked the administrator to pass on the information.
"But I haven't confirmed whether the client is a legal company. You can't get rid of this blame. If I find out that the other party is an illegal company, you will also be punished accordingly." I narrowed my eyes and looked at the boss sinisterly.
The other person's face suddenly turned blue.
Humph, who told you to blame me as soon as you get up? Even if you pretend to be responsible, I won't make things difficult for you like this! I'm a very kind person, okay? I can't punish you without punishing you, okay? But you let me do this
I’m so angry! So I can only act according to the dead rules!
"Tsk, tsk, tsk... Is this the so-called 'rules are dead, people are alive'? Sure enough, human rules are changed according to the thoughts of the executors, tsk tsk tsk~~~" Sister Aini complained.
Sounded in my head.
"...Sister Aini, rules are something that keeps pace with the times. It would be wrong to rigidly enforce the rules, okay?"
"Go! You kid actually started to teach me a lesson! Of course I know!"
"Then you still complain about me!"
"As a law enforcer you cannot be affected by personal feelings!"
"This is not my personal feelings, this is my universal love for all living beings."
"You...well, you won, but what about your revenge?"
"This is in accordance with the rules and regulations."
"...I'm convinced! Humans are so disgusting!"
"I'm no longer a human being, so you can curse me as you please!"