"Stop! Look how easy it is for us to catch up with you!"
"Oh, don't shoot me with a gun! It's so noisy!"
"You have been abandoned by your organization! Your only way out is to abandon the dark side and join the bright side! Just stop and follow us!"
"Why don't you obey! If you don't stop, I will smash your car. Believe it or not!"
"Fuck! I'm bored! Hermione, please stop!"
"okay!"
Hermione opened the side door and flipped up the roof of the car lightly, and then without knowing what movement she made, she smashed down on the little boss's car. The poor pickup truck was kicked in half by Hermione's long legs, and it was happily in Africa.
The grassland was rolling.
Well, joyful is just an elementary school student's composition-style description. The scrapped pickup truck must have MMP in its heart rather than joy, if it has any thoughts. As for the little boss in the car, he was thrown out of the car without wearing a seat belt.
He would definitely not feel happy even if he fell and suffered shattered fractures all over his body.
"Hermilie, can you do nothing but violence and destruction? I asked you to stop him, not kill him!"
I parked the car and walked over to the dying leader, staring at Hermione with a pained face.
"I...that's the way it is anyway, doesn't it stop..." Hermione, who was unscathed, looked at the sky with an expression like I'll just let it go.
"Sister! I got the missile back!" Ai Li also returned to us at this time, holding half of the severely deformed missile above her head.
"You actually brought this thing back! Your face will explode! Throw it away!"
"No way! I have already dismantled the detonating device!"
Ellie pointed to the big hole in the projectile body with a proud look on her face. It was obvious that she inserted her hand directly into it and then pulled it out.
I pulled one of Ellie's hands in front of me and looked at it carefully. Yes, it was very slender and soft. It was wrapped in a white long glove of unknown smooth material. The fingertips were round and the arm had no muscle lines at all, just like all the two-dimensional things.
A soft girl is as weak... at least she looks very weak in appearance. I turned my head and looked at Hermione next to me. Although her arms were also in the slender category, her tight and toned muscle lines were very obvious.
Even if it is now converted into a two-dimensional form, it is the same.
"Sister, what are you doing? What happened to my hand?" Ellie tilted her head and blinked cutely.
"Nothing... I just think our goddess is a super unscientific thing... Obviously you were a mortal a few days ago, but now you have become the same unscientific form as me."
"ha?"
"Amy, don't be bored. This guy still has one breath left. Do you want to save him?" Hermione clapped her hands to attract my attention, and then pointed to the puddle of soft flesh on the ground.
It is indeed a puddle of soft flesh, with pulverized fractures all over the body. How could it not be soft... It's so disgusting...
"Of course we have to save him! Dodori, are you coming?"
"Oh...heal! Heal! Revive!"
Dodori raised the staff... Oh, it should be a staff or something. She read the name of the skill loudly, and the poor guy on the ground quickly returned to his human form, and then opened his eyes blankly.
By the way, these are all high-level professions. Do we still need to call out the name of the skill when casting a spell? And why can spells from that world be released here? Our earth seems to have no magic, right?
"You don't need to pronounce the skill names for high-level professions~ Dodori must be pronouncing the skill names out of habit, right?" Ellie raised her chin at Dodori.
"Well... I am very skilled in casting spells, including dark spells... If I don't read it out loud, it will be bad if I accidentally cast it as a necromancy spell..." Dodori timidly touched her face.
"...Then you guys are really lucky that you haven't turned into undead yet."
"How is that possible! We never go all out when we take risks! We just run away if we can't fight! We won't fight stupidly until we are seriously injured and on the verge of death!" Hermione looked unconvinced.
"Then why is Dodori still so proficient in sacred magic?"
"Oh, from time to time she will catch some monsters and bring them back for experiments. It's troublesome to catch them again after they're dead, so I just use them again and again~"
"..."
After giving up thinking about Dodori's profession, I came to the little boss who was lying on the ground panting. I originally wanted to kick him with my boots to wake him up, but seeing the dirty look on his body covered in blood and mud, I really
I didn’t want to get my beloved boots dirty, so I squatted down and wanted to slap him with my hand. But when I stretched out my hand, I found that I didn’t want to get my long gloves dirty either, so I retracted my hand and planned to find something to stab him with.
.At this time, I suddenly realized that our clothes have non-staining properties and will not get dirty at all! So I reached out my hand again and prepared to pat him. However, I suddenly remembered that Aili likes to lick me. After touching me,
If I let her lick dirty things again, she wouldn't respond to me, but I would! So I retracted my hand again and prepared to find something nearby to stab him. At this time, I recalled that there was a woman when I was a virgin in another world.
The skill is called purification. I couldn't help but pat my head and throw a purify to the little boss to wash him clean.
"...Sister...are you the legendary Virgo? Or do you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? Or difficulty choosing? Amnesia? Mysophobia? Why do you think so much about such a simple thing! I feel tired just looking at it!
Aren't you tired?" Ellie was holding her twin ponytails, looking crazy.
"Ah? Aren't you tired? Isn't this a natural behavior? How strange?"
"Sure enough, real patients can't know themselves..."
"Okay, stop complaining about me, I'm going to start the interrogation!"
I pulled the little boss by his collar and asked him to sit up, and then blew gently into his face. I know very well the effect of our goddess's tone, and I don't like to deal with others in this way.
But for now, this is the easiest way to get this guy to talk.
As expected, the little leader who looked a bit like a chief soon became energetic, and his pants also set up a tent in an exaggerated manner.
Marde! I used to be a man! This feeling is so disgusting! And the "indescribable" of black people is really the same as in the legend! It's so scary! Wait! Why do I feel like what Sister Aini did last time?
It's worse than this...forget it! I don't dare to think about it anymore! Start the interrogation quickly!
"Hey! Where is your superior? Take us there!"
I grabbed the opponent's collar and tried to make myself look fierce, but my two-dimensional face that was so beautiful and cute couldn't look fierce... Ahem, cough, cough, this is really not a boast! Unless it's like a painting collapse.
Yan Yi's expression, have you ever seen any two-dimensional beautiful girl who looks fierce?
It is said that there are thousands of languages in Africa... I don’t know which one this guy is talking about. Fortunately, the system automatically translated it for me. Otherwise, I would have to go crazy.
Burned out?
"Am I not dead?"
The little boss looked at me with a strange expression, and then looked around again.
"You're not dead! But you almost died! We saved you, be grateful to us!"
"Devil! Let me go!"
The little boss suddenly became ferocious in appearance, and struggled to escape. As a result, when he turned over, he accidentally broke an important hard part, and he screamed and began to twist on the ground.
"What do you mean you... suddenly had a convulsion! I am a goddess! Not a devil! Have you ever seen such a beautiful devil?" I looked at him twisting and turning with a painful look on my face.
"Amy...the succubus is indeed quite beautiful...I have seen it..."
"Holy shit, Dodori! You can even summon demons! You can do that! You're an exchange student sent by Hell, right?"