"Take him directly back to the hospital. We have to go home quickly. Lingmei is going to cause trouble again." I untied the rope and released the little boss from the wreckage, then dragged him by his collar and threw him into the back row of the car.
"Going back? Don't forget to pick up Patchouli and the others!" Hermione reminded me loudly.
"I really forgot if you didn't tell me! Those two guys must have gone crazy... they're gone." I waved to everyone.
"Sister, what should we do with this wreckage?" Ai Li pointed at the abandoned car and then at the half-missile missile she was holding on the ground.
"Just throw the scrapped car here. Anyway, this kind of thing can be considered a unique sight in Africa... The missile... The missile is taken back to Sister Aini... By the way, Ellie, where is the plane? Did you shoot it down?"
"Ah? Sister, you didn't let me masturbate? I threw a tracking spell on it and came back~"
"You are so attentive... let's inform the lower-level goddesses and ask them to remove the base over there as well."
"good."
…
"These are...what..."
"Research materials." Hurt looked at me expressionlessly, his green hair fluttering slightly in the sea breeze.
"You call these broken parts of old tires research materials?"
"Yes, they are all research materials." Hurt's big eyes were unblinking, his gaze was clear and calm.
"Okay...bring it..."
I picked up the oversized garbage bag on the ground and reluctantly stuffed it into my chest.
"Amy, don't be so unhappy, hehehehe~ Hurt didn't tear apart people's things casually, so you should be the one to do it~" Pachulia smiled and waved her hand to comfort me.
Well, this gentle elder sister with long purple hair is actually quite dark. How can a former gangster group like them not be dark!
After returning home, a lower-level goddess whom I had never seen before was already waiting at the door. She will be responsible for the reform of the little boss...I am talking about the real reform, that guy has been seriously brainwashed, if not formatted
It will be considered useless from now on.
"Everyone is back~ Let's have dinner~" The noble and virtuous Sister Aiti invited us to eat. Hermione and the others rushed to the restaurant like wild horses, although I knew that Sister Aiti's craftsmanship was
Legal level, but these guys are not so exaggerated, right?
"Amy, you know, as a chef, you will be very happy when you see others enjoying the dishes you cook~" Sister Aiti looked in the direction of the restaurant with a smile and gently touched her face.
"Ah...Sister Aiti, why are you so elegant all of a sudden?"
"Ah la la~ So Amy likes to see me like this?"
"No, no! Hurry up and put away the black energy! Sister Aiti is better in her goddess form!"
"Hehehe~ So don't say unnecessary words~ Let's go, today is a collection of homemade snacks~"
…
After dinner, Pattyulia and the others started playing around in the hall, while our goddesses gathered in the conference room to discuss important matters. Ai Li is now one of the nine goddesses, so she naturally wants to join the discussion
.Xinglu is a daily observer. Besides, she is much more powerful than me, the nominal goddess...
What, you said there are ten goddesses now? Isn’t it common sense that there are ten goddesses among the nine?
"Amy, we discovered a very interesting thing. It turns out that your human society has been secretly controlled by another civilization. Although this civilization is not very advanced, it is advanced enough for people on earth. I finally understand now
, why do your top human beings always do some incredible things? It turns out that this is all to slow down your development."
Reimei held her chin with one hand and looked at me with a faint smile, as if she was saying something interesting.
"Wait! You didn't know this before? How could you not know it?"
Although the alien thing is very shocking, I am even more shocked that the goddesses are unaware of this matter. They are omniscient and omnipotent!
"Of course we don't know. We know everything about human society through observation and research. How can we know such hidden things?"
"Even if you didn't know it directly, you are both so smart. Didn't you find some clues when you analyzed the human world?"
"Of course we find it strange, but we think it is just a shortcoming unique to human beings, such as being extremely keen on fighting among ourselves."
"Then haven't you deduced the future of mankind? Sister Hongyue, haven't you found any traces of the existence of aliens?" I was unwilling to give in and looked at Sister Hongyue expectantly.
"Little Amy, what I am deducing is only the macroscopic civilization process~ If human civilization declines, then the purpose of this group of aliens will be achieved. There is no need for them to jump out in the middle~ And no matter how far in the future I
I didn’t go to see it, so naturally I couldn’t see the aliens taking over the earth. As for the ending where the earth was casually wiped out by a higher civilization, these aliens were also bugs to that civilization, so they naturally had to hide.
Get up~!”
Sister Hongyue raised her finger and looked cute, but what she said was obviously said in the awake mode. In other words, she was pretending to be in these two modes from the beginning! And what else is she said?
A setting that can only be switched by kissing!
"Because we kissed too much, this setting would cause trouble, so we abandoned it. Do you have any objections, idiot?" Yisi crossed his arms and looked at me with a displeased face.
"No...you are free to..."
"Anyway, this thing is a surprise for us. I have been thinking about how to have some fun recently, and lo and behold, someone came to my door. Mortals are always full of energy. This is what I like about mortals.
s reason."
Reimei narrowed her eyes, looking like a villain carrying out some evil plan, which made me feel a little scared.
"There's no such thing as a scary brat. Reimei just likes to play. Don't you still believe us?"
"I believe...but...those aliens are also mortals, right? If we just go and play with them, aren't we treating them as playthings?" I looked at Sister Aini with a worried look on my face, completely
I don't know what they are thinking.
"No, no, no, you brat, you are overthinking it! This civilized behavior is disrupting the development process of human civilization and is a type of aggressive behavior. We have every reason to sanction them. This is in line with the rules!" Ai
Sister Ni patted my shoulder hard and tried to reassure me.
"Who made this rule?"
"Of course it was decided by us~ Who else could it be? Is there anyone in this world who is stronger than us? Find out! If we can find out, we will listen to her!"
"...Then why don't we use serious means to sanction it, such as sending a goddess over to negotiate formally..."
"That's so boring! That's right! I remembered it! Aren't there people in human beings who are called war mad? They think about war every day, so let's give them war now, how wonderful!"
"Wait a minute! We agreed that the goddess will come to fight! Why are humans involved again! I don't agree!"
I stood up suddenly, feeling so excited that I couldn't help but yell at Sister Aini.
"Look at how excited you are! Sit down! I was just joking! It's really... you can't calm down at all!" Sister Aini frowned and slapped me back on the chair.
"Amy, I know what you are thinking. We will not kill innocent people indiscriminately. Although innocence itself is difficult to define in war, these are irrelevant things. Our goddess' love for everything in the world is not just talk.
, we really love each other, and we will never kill people for fun for any random reasons."
Reimei sat up straight, folded her hands on the table, and said to me very calmly.
"But! But war is not a child's play! Many people will die! Even if the opponent is an alien! We are so strong! It is simply a unilateral killing, okay! Isn't this killing people for fun?"
"Amy, we are so strong, war is really just a child's play to us. There is no word cruelty in our dictionary. We will direct an epic and magnificent war, and at the same time ensure that the extras participating in the war are
There were no casualties, how do you feel now?"
Ling Mei looked at me with a half-smile, her eyes full of confidence and pride.
"You mean...no one will die in this war? This..."
"You are such brats, stop looking at us with the eyes of mortals! We are a funny group determined to turn all the bad things in the world into comedies and spread laughter to every corner of the world! It's just a war or something.
What a joke!"
"Sister Aini, what are you talking about! Aren't we spreading love and peace? And when did we become a comedy group!"
"Well~ don't worry about the details." Sister Aini waved her hand casually.
"Ling Mei... Although I know that resurrecting people is easier than blowing breath, is this really good... We are still playing with mortals like this, right? Is this considered a blasphemy against life?"
I put away my normal expression and asked Ling Mei worriedly, hoping she could give me a reasonable answer.
Reimei stared at me expressionlessly for five seconds, and then spoke: "Issei, please add a truth to this world now - everything I do is right."
"Copy that." Yisi nodded lazily.
"Remi, are you a tyrant? We are indeed super villains! What kind of explanation is this!"
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I grabbed the cup on the table and poured out the juice at Reimei. The juice gathered in a very unscientific way and flew straight towards Reimei. Reimei opened her mouth casually and caught it all without missing a drop.
.
"Amy, life has meaning only when it exists. You may think this sentence is strange, but it is the truth. For most mortals, being able to live is the greatest respect given by the world. Once life disappears, all
Nothing matters anymore. There is no one in this world who respects life more than us, Amy, do you understand?"
"But... I always feel that it's bad to play with others so wantonly... Don't you hate guys like this the most?"
"You still don't understand. We don't intend to play with them. We just invite them to make a war movie together. Well~ although we won't seek their consent in advance, we will give each of them a copy afterwards.
Aiti's special lunch box is given as reward. If they still can't feel relieved, then add a barbecue. There is no problem in the world that a barbecue cannot solve."
"You remembered Reimei wrong! The original words were 'There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved by licking the boots of a beautiful girl'!"
"Really Ani? It seems I remembered it wrong."
"You... just do whatever you want! After the war, give out box lunches to the combatants! Eat barbecue! Sure enough, nothing in this world is serious to you! I am so superficial as a mortal! How could I possibly
I understand you perverts! I don’t care!”
I pulled my hair hard and shouted to Reime as if I was giving up on myself.
"That's right Amy, this world is so dark. Supreme powerhouses like us can do whatever we want. Everything in the world is just our plaything. Hehehehe~~~~"
Reimei raised her hand to cover one eye, making a very evil and neutral gesture, and her voice was also sinister.
"Okay, Ling Mei, let me tell you something."
"What's up?"
"I hate humans so much, please blow up the earth right now to please me. If you blow it up, I will marry you."
"...I'm going to blow you up right now, do you believe it?"