That's right, it literally exploded, without any ambiguity.
I thought the Star Destroyer Cannon just fired a shot into the universe, but Reimei used it to blow up the moon.
Fortunately, they lowered the output power and only blew up a large piece of the moon, not completely. This is really something to be thankful for.
You should be so lucky! These crazy women finally got sick! Why did the moon explode? Is someone going to become King Kong or is someone going to save the problem students? Why did the moon explode? Who can the moon provoke?
What a madman!
"Amy, calm down first and watch."
Lingmei waved her hand, and the giant screen projection in the living room showed the current situation of the moon. The rubble on the outer layer of the moon was scattered in the space, and the silver metal core was exposed, looking like a torn clothes.
Like a poor girl, she is extremely miserable.
Wait! Metal core? What the hell?
"You know, boy, the moons in many worlds are not serious people, there are many slutty bitches! Haven't humans always had conspiracy theories that the moon is a base for aliens to monitor the earth? Now let me tell you that this is not a conspiracy." Aini.
My sister stretched out her hand and helped me close my open mouth.
Ah~ Sister Aini’s hands are so soft~ so comfortable.
"Go, go, now is the time for spring?" Sister Aini slapped me on the head.
"Amy, we are declaring war on those aliens. We will hold a press conference later to announce this to humans."
"Wait a minute, Ling Mei! Will the other party accept the challenge? This is an alien who has been monitoring human civilization in the dark!"
"Yes, do you know the reason why aliens have never taken direct action against humans?"
"Why?"
"Because there are things like international conventions between certain civilizations. It just so happens that the earth belongs to the backward civilization that needs to be protected under these provisions, so human beings can develop safely until now."
"Protection? Why protect the earth?"
"Because there are also international relations and public opinions between civilizations, they also have to do some pretentious things. How can I put it, thanks to the slow development of human beings who are keen on internal fighting, otherwise according to the original trajectory, you will have to do things in five hundred years.
Ready to fight Star Wars."
"I'll go! You didn't tell me this!"
"Didn't I tell you now?"
"Wait a minute, what about alien interference?"
"Of course it is to keep you in a backward state for a long time~ Although those conventions prohibit invasions of backward civilizations, these borderline interference behaviors are not prohibited. After all, no one wants a dark horse civilization to suddenly appear and threaten them."
"This is really... By the way, Lingmei, do you know about the existence of these civilizations? Have you not communicated with them?"
"We received their communications when we first arrived, but we ignored them deliberately. In their view, we are just a wandering civilization that appeared out of nowhere and tried to colonize the earth. As an unfettered
On the other side, they have been conducting civilized assessments on us during this period, but because our technology tree is too messy, they have not yet come to a valid conclusion, and naturally they do not dare to take violent actions rashly. If violence cannot be used, then
Using public opinion, they began to plan a series of actions to try to destroy human beings' trust in us. If we are polite and civilized, we will leave obediently in the face of human opposition; if we are a fist civilization, we will definitely punish human beings.
Suppress, then they can jump out and be a savior or something or just watch the show. In short, it will be a win-win for them." Ling Mei spread her hands.
"Our civilization level...is it difficult to evaluate? Isn't this all just pretending by us! How can we be civilized at all?"
"That's the key, kid! Because our civilization is all copycat, it's so messy and scary~ For example, something that looks cool like a Star Destroyer Cannon is actually not that advanced, but the collision-free cars we run all over the street
In their eyes, it's the same as magic... Well, although it's actually not even magic... In short, in their eyes, we are an unknown civilization with only one colonial spaceship but a lot of magical technology, and the leader's brain doesn't seem to be very bright.
How is this normal?" Sister Aini reached out and poked my chest.
"...Is this self-complaining? What about the planet of the gods? They haven't studied it there?"
"That thing~ Only we can see and touch that thing. Do you think we were joking when we said we wanted to hide it?" Sister Aini poked my chest again.
"In short, our group of outsiders have already made an attack, and the other party will definitely respond. As for the reason why no troops have been sent yet, it is because this civilization that monitors human beings is arguing with other civilizations, hoping to win a few allies.
Like, within a week at most, the opponent's fleet will arrive. Of course, what we want is a war movie, and battleship bombardment alone is not good enough, so ground battles are necessary, and the battlefield can be placed on the moon. No need.
I'm worried that the traces of the moon landing left by humans will be destroyed, so I've asked the lower-level goddess to shovel down the land, including the footprints, and bring it back to the earth, and then put it back after the war."
"I'm not worried about this! Why are you so inexplicably careful in such a strange place!"
"Of course it's out of respect for human civilization?"
"You blew up our satellite at the slightest disagreement and you are still here talking about respect! Ling Mei, you are really sick!" I slapped Ling Mei on the head hard.
"It hurts so much! Amy, you bullied me!" Ling Mei covered her head, her voice was soft and aggrieved, tears were rolling in her eyes, it was just like the real thing.
"You brat! Don't say bad words! Even if you think about it, you can't!"
"You guys...forget it...although it's hard to accept, I'll accept it...you are just such a group of powerful beings who can make anything a joke but don't have a normal mind."
"Why are you laughing! You are a goddess too! You are just like us!" Lingmei smiled and hugged me.
"I...fortunately I am a half-assed goddess! Now I feel very shameless to be a goddess!"
"Aini! Amy, she actually dislikes us! Is this the legendary female college girl?" Ling Mei looked at Sister Aini with a shocked face.
"I think so! This kid has become a bit more capable now and is starting to dislike us!"
"Hey, hey, hey! I have a biological mother, okay! You are my sister and my lover, but you are definitely not my mother! What nonsense are you talking about!"
"I am Lingmei, the God of Gods, and everything in the world is my body..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Put away your magic stick mode! I'm embarrassed to see your classical Chinese writing at the same level as mine! Don't you just want to say that you are the mother of everyone in the world!"
"Hey? Amy, when did you become so smart!"
"Stop being so cute! Damn, you are so cute to me!"
"Oh, let's go to the press conference now." Lingmei instantly returned to iceberg mode, took my hand and walked out the door.
"I...forget it, sooner or later I have to adapt to your kind of on-the-go travel..."
"Amy, we are going to a press conference, not a trip."
"I know, this is just a metaphor..."
Hello everyone, I am the author who updated another chapter because of my brain twitching.
"What's your name, bastard!"
Yisi, please don't interrupt and take the child quickly.