What is a zero-American press conference? It takes hours to prepare and only takes one minute to speak. A group of reporters from various countries waited for a long time for Zero America to say: "We are about to go to war against the aliens who secretly control human civilization. Now we start to fight against them."
Forced recruitment by war enthusiasts.”
After saying that, Lingmei turned around and walked off the stage. I didn't even find a seat for the background. It didn't even last a minute. Counting the walking time, it was at most thirty seconds.
But this group of reporters is not at a loss either. Our press conferences always include a buffet, the kind cooked by the goddess herself, so every time a meeting is announced, everyone rushes here.
At first I thought they were joking, but I didn't expect that they really wanted to lure war enthusiasts to fight. And if Lingmei said it starts now, it really starts now, and if it said force, it really means force. Countless
The young and old men were dragged away from the computer, from the classroom, from the work shed, from the office, and from the bed by the heavily armed subordinate goddesses, and then all were sent to the newly built combat readiness center in the City of Dreams. The tall, short, and fat people looked confused.
Before the thin men could figure out what was going on, they were stripped naked, put on combat suits and rushed into the training camp.
By the way, personal belongings will be sent home by someone, so there is no risk of losing them.
The fleet of goddesses pretended to come in from the edge of the solar system, as if it had been hidden there all along. Of course I knew that these things were all made out of reality. As expected, these battleships were all exaggerated styles from games and science fiction, and
The paints are also all beautiful girl paints - the bored lower-level goddesses at home finally have something to do. It is said that the characters painted on each ship are the two-dimensional forms of their captains.
But not to mention, hundreds of thousands of large and small ships were arranged in the cosmic space, which really shocked me. After all, the stars and the sea are every man's dream...
Well, just treat me as a man and don't worry about the details.
The aliens in the moon were captured by the goddesses. Yes, they were the legendary little green men and gray men. But different from the legend, they were all wearing clothes. Let’s talk about the aliens in various works.
When did the aliens change from normal people to exhibitionists? Who came up with the idea that aliens are all naked? In fact, these authors draw aliens and wild animals in their hearts
Equal sign, right? Is this a hidden form of human supremacy?
In short, these hundreds of aliens were imprisoned in the Dream City Prison, and next to them were the lunatics created by the Baoyuan Society. Why haven't these lunatics been re-educated and become useful? Is it really to make the prison lively?
Some failed?
By the way, the interesting thing about this group of aliens is that they differentiate between genders by their skin color. Those who look like men are green, and those who look like women are gray. But there is another problem, the NTR of their race
Will the rate be particularly high? They are also monogamous.
The aliens also have different looks. Although they all look the same to me, if you rely on UI comparison, you can still see the differences in the size of the eyes, the position of wrinkles, the shape of the mouth, etc. Also, they
The aesthetic standards of this race are that the smaller the eyes, the better, the shorter the stature, the better, but the longer the limbs, the better.
As for the reason for such an aesthetic? Because they have a large population living in various warships and space facilities all year round, and these facilities are designed to be very small in order to save costs. Therefore, smaller eyes can reduce the risk of being bruised
Probability, the short stature is conducive to drilling between various equipment, and the slender limbs can flexibly extend into various gaps.
This is an aesthetic standard based on practicality, which is quite different from human aesthetic standards based on coordination. This is a cultural difference.
This group of aliens had their own language, but when they talked to me, they spoke standard United Mandarin... As a pre-human with poor foreign language skills, I felt that I was unintentionally hurt by this group of aliens.
They were very curious about the goddess and asked me many questions such as "Where are you from?" "To what extent has your civilization developed?" "What do you want to do?" "Why do you only have one gender?"
"How did your population change?" and a lot of other questions. To be honest, I really want to answer them. After all, I am also an alien who will die if my curiosity is not satisfied. But these questions from them...
...I really have no way to answer. After thinking about it carefully, I can only answer with one fact.
"We are not a civilization, we are gods, literally."
Then I was laughed at by the aliens, and they kept saying things like stop teasing us. Hey, hey, hey, you are prisoners now, okay? Is this the attitude that captives should have? We didn’t sign anything not to be abused.
Prisoners' interstellar convention, do you believe that your food will be replaced by military rations that were preserved until World War II in a matter of seconds?
But when I talked about this war, they all became negative and thought that their situation was not very clear. As front-line personnel monitoring the earth, they were very worried about the various incredible abilities we displayed, especially the subordinates.
The goddesses appeared in the moon base without any symptoms and then captured them. They still can't figure out how the goddesses appeared directly past the heavy defenses.
"I hope our advance troops will not be killed by you in an instant." That's what they said.
Back home, Pattyuliya and the others were still eating together in the hall, waiting to die.
"What, we are going to fight, why don't you go back?"
"No!" The X5 five-member team refused without hesitation.
"You...want to watch the fun again?"
"Yes!" X5
"You are adventurers...the world is still waiting for you to save..."
"Isn't the Big Demon King one of Amy's now? And I'm not the only adventurer left!" X5
"...Why did I make friends like you who are just eating and drinking in the first place? I even started to chase them away and you still refused to leave..."
"Of course it's because we are cute!" X5
"..."
Problem children all come from another world. This statement is not true at all.
I looked around and found that Ai Li was not there. This guy hadn't bothered me all day. Where had he gone? I was just wondering...
"She went to a fan meeting. I just turned on the clone function for her. She's not used to it yet, so she can only have twenty of herself at a time." Reimei walked through the door leading to the bath with elegant steps.
He came out, shook his hair and explained to me.
"Huh? You went to take a shower?"
"Yes, I just took the time to have sex with Aini, and then I had another sex while I was taking a shower."
"Hey~ boy, are you jealous?" Sister Aini also appeared from behind Ling Mei.
"……No!"
"Really not?"
"If I say no, I mean no! You bunch of unruly guys!"
"You brat, you're looking for a beating!"
"I'm sorry I was wrong, please forget everything I just said."