"Don't show your fetishes in public in the future, got it?"
"I see."
"Don't be in heat regardless of time or place, got it?"
"I'm not in heat."
"...You can't continue the conversation like this! Didn't you act like you were in love with a gun just now?"
"I'm just expressing my love."
"...Pachulia, is she really not in heat?" I looked aside.
"Oh, look what you said, Amy~ Only animals can go into heat~ Humans are animals with sexual desires all year round~" Pachulia smiled and waved her hand.
"Why is this the place where you deny it?"
"Well, well, well~~~"
Fortunately, Sinon let those soldiers go, otherwise I would have been so angry that I would have punched Hutt. If I punched Hutt, Hutt might die, you know!
"I can't die." Sister Aini said from the side.
"Ah? Why?"
"Because Pachulia and the others have been replaced with divine bodies a long time ago~ Can a normal mortal body take on this two-dimensional form?" Sister Aini pointed to her temple.
"Ah? That's okay? Like the group of maids that Yisi and I rescued?"
"That's okay! They have been a special form of existence from the beginning! They are not normal creatures at all!"
"All right……"
"Let's not talk about this anymore, kid, let's continue to visit the equipment~" Sister Aini hugged me, looking very excited.
"I still want to see it...Okay..."
"What's wrong? You're not interested? Is your boy a man?" Sister Aini gently knocked on my head.
"No, I am a woman... No, I am genderless... Oh, that's not the reason... Mainly because the gadgets you designed are a bit weird..."
"What? The things I design are very creative, okay! Let's go, let's take you to see the big guys!"
"oh……"
Sister Aini just hugged me carelessly and walked towards the shuttle. After everyone got on board, Sinon took us to the training ground of the armored forces.
"This is the Brad Pitt multifunctional armored vehicle. It can carry a standard military arsenal. By replacing the arsenal with different configurations, it can be converted into different roles, such as air defense vehicles, ambulances, supply vehicles, etc." Sister Aini pointed in front of her.
The armored vehicle proudly said to me.
The thing in front of me has no wheels or tracks. It is the legendary anti-gravity suspension chassis. It looks very sci-fi with the simple sloped body. The only problem is... this thing looks more like a truck because of its
There is only a large rectangular gap in the rear half of the vehicle body. If this gap is filled with sand and soil, it will definitely become a dirt truck.
"Go, go, go, what a garbage truck! This is called modularity! This is called multi-function! You kid really doesn't understand anything!"
"Yes, yes...a multifunctional infantry box paired with a multifunctional infantry vehicle is really great..."
"Huh? You're pretty good at naming names, right?"
"No...I'm just borrowing it to extend it..."
"Forget it! Let's look at this again. In fact, I am quite confident in designing a tank! How about it? It's very powerful!"
What is displayed in front of me is a... is a... what the hell? This strange tank has two front and rear bodies, connected together by scale-like armor in the middle. It can obviously rotate; each one
The vehicle body has two wide tracks, and the thickness of the tracks feels thicker than that of a human light tank; the front half of the vehicle body is rounded in shape, with a huge oval turret, and its main gun... its main gun
There are three guns arranged side by side, and each one is very thin... There are two small turrets on the top of the turret. Each turret is equipped with two Vulcan cannons, but judging from the strange appearance of the barrel, it does not seem to be gunpowder.
Weapons? There is also a small turret at each corner of the car body, which is equipped with two small-caliber weapons like machine guns. In the front of the car body is a bulldozer-like thing. This is the only thing that looks normal.
Partially.
Well, these things together don’t look normal, right?
What's the purpose of the rear body? Although it has the same style as the front half, it looks very inconsistent. Why is there such a long tail? There are no weapons installed on it?
"Of course my design like this has its uses! Come and take a look at the back!" Sister Aini dragged me to the back of the tank.
Oh, what a big square hole. I understand, this must be for stuffing the multifunctional infantry box.
"That's right, boy! This is my genius design! Quick supply, quick replacement of additional combat modules! Whether it is a vertical launch platform or a radar communication module, it can be stuffed in! The same vehicle, completely different functions! From now on, the ground
The troops only need two armored vehicles!"
"Well...tanks are offensive weapons, right...such a huge size is obviously a target, okay..."
"Huh huh huh~! Boy, you don't understand! Big is better! More is beautiful! Billions of turrets, billions of stars! This Sydney M1 can shoot straight or curved, and the main gun has the highest rate of fire per minute.
Three hundred and fifty rounds! It can penetrate armor, explode and burn instantly! It is a hero among tanks! And it weighs one hundred and fifty-six tons! One hundred tons of which are ammunition! Do you understand this concept? No one can do it.
Attack it under a storm of firepower! Not even air units can! Because it comes standard with anti-aircraft missiles and interference fields! They are all hidden in the turret!"
"Isn't this just a mobile ammunition depot! How can the main gun fire so fast? Even if it has a hundred tons of ammunition, how long can it last? Can it afford it?"
"You can afford it! This is an interstellar tank! Don't think about it in terms of the productivity of planetary civilization! When humans have their own industrial planet, building these shells will mean nothing!"
"Then what if the shooting is over? After the shooting is over, isn't it just a target!"
"Run away after the fight! This thing has an empty load of fifty-six tons, which is similar to the current tanks of mankind, but it is powered by nuclear fusion! The off-road speed can reach 80, and the road speed can reach 140! What will happen to you?
Ditches, bumps, and stone houses can be hit directly. Do you think I designed such wide tracks and obstacle-breaking shovels just to look good? And have you forgotten my epoch-making modular design? I’m out of ammunition and find a vehicle to carry it.
Wouldn’t it be enough to replace the supply truck with a new box after the ammunition arsenal? The fully automatic docking system can do it in one minute! You will be a hero again!”
"...So you have developed a tank that is unparalleled on the battlefield?"
"Of course not! Are you stupid! No matter how powerful the thing is, it will die if it is focused on by the enemy! This thing is designed for breakthrough operations! It is mainly used to provide unparalleled support firepower, and its own safety
You still have to rely on the surrounding infantry and other vehicles to ensure it. If you think about it, it usually serves as a mobile fortress to lead troops to attack. When other units find threatening targets, they mark them out, and then they directly greet them with a shuttle to ensure elimination.
Threat. Even if there is any missed target that cannot be eliminated in time, it will be regarded as the primary target by the enemy and attacked, so that other surrounding units will have the opportunity to eliminate the opponent, and the team's survivability will be greatly enhanced. The reason why I designed it like this
Big, in addition to having more weapons and ammunition, it also has the purpose of strengthening defense! Did you know! This thing has two fusion reactors! One is used to power the power system and weapon system, and the other is specially used to power the defense system.
! That’s right! This is a mobile fortress! If you don’t attack it, you will be beaten to death by it! If you attack it, you will be beaten to death by it! My design is so genius!”
Sister Aini held her waist and preached impassionedly and loudly. I actually... vaguely saw a flag with a black cross emerging behind her! This must be an illusion!
"Seriously, Sister Aini, can such a powerful thing be mass-produced with humanity's current production capacity?"
"Of course not! So we built the equipment this time for them to use! Besides, I didn't intend for this thing to win based on quantity! This position is equivalent to a battleship or an aircraft carrier, and it is the core of the army.
It’s very important, but very little! As long as it appears where it should appear and other units are properly configured, then this thing will definitely kill people!”
"Sister...what kind of goddess are you..."
"Goddess of life? Is there a problem?"
"...I think Ellie, the goddess of war, should resign."