It took a whole day to visit the military camp, but except for me, no one else seemed to feel any fatigue. After returning home, naturally there would not be any terrible party, but it was inevitable for a group of people to sit in the bathhouse together.
Well, I really think it’s just a group of people squatting in a bathhouse, and it’s not a bath at all. Today, even Pattyulia and the others were soaking in the water, all dressed up, because they “wanted to experience the feeling of being goddesses”, so
The promised benefits of naked bodies for two-dimensional girls are gone! If you say a group of people are neatly dressed, kneeling or sitting in the water, isn't that just squatting in a bathhouse?
By the way, I always do what I say, so Ai Li licked me without restraint... Actually, to be honest... it was really good... but the way Ling Mei stared at me was a bit scary,
But what that guy wanted to express was probably envy, right? Probably...
…
Early the next morning, I received a call from my parents. They finally remembered that they had a child. However, as a guy who also just remembered his parents, I felt that I was not qualified to criticize them.
"Have you been arrested to join the army?" My mother's much younger voice came on the phone.
"The fact that I can answer the phone means it's not there~"
"Oh, that's enough, hang up~"
"Wait, wait, wait! We haven't contacted you for so long, just say this and it's over?"
"Oh, then you have been in the Dream City for a while. When will you bring a goddess home?"
"This...this..."
"You couldn't have been kicked out, right? Have you been disabled to this extent? Now you are basically alone and have a job, but you were actually kicked out..."
"No, no! What are you thinking! I am staying well in the City of Dreams! Is this how I am in your heart?"
"Bullshit! How can I have a good impression of you as a naughty old man!"
"That was before! Who paid for your trip around the world! It's so embarrassing to say such a thing!"
"Go and pee~! It's not just the benefits given by the goddess! With your little skills, if you can make a living for yourself, we will be happy!"
"...Forget it, I'll stop talking to you. If you do, you'll quarrel with me!"
"Who is quarreling with you? If you had some potential, how could I treat you like this?"
"Hey, let's be reasonable! Do you know what's going on with the passports and credit cards you use? Those are things made by Ling Mei herself! Without me, how could you travel around the world like you do now! Although compared with Ling Mei,
It’s true that I don’t have any skills, but it’s a skill to be supported by people who have skills, okay! People should be thick-skinned when they are alive!”
"Zero Mei? Which Zero Mei? Is it the Zero Mei on TV? It's impossible, right?" My mother's voice suddenly sounded a little surprised.
Oops! I said it when I was excited! I have been a goddess for so long that I have completely forgotten my previous identity!
"Oh, you're thinking too much! It's not what you think! You see, just like our money is printed with great men, the goddess's certificate is also officially issued~ So, isn't this passport and credit card equivalent to the goddess of the gods?
Did Kami Reimei do it? Right?"
"Ah? Oh. Then what are you doing in the City of Dreams now? Have you found a partner? Even if you are not a goddess, you can just find a girl?"
"What do you mean by just finding someone! I'm not a pet dog! Dog breeding also depends on bloodline! I, I'm in the City of Dreams... what..."
"You can't be receiving subsistence allowance!"
"not me……"
"Hello aunt, I am Xiao An's lover Ling Mei, yes, the God of Gods on TV."
A familiar and deadly cold voice suddenly appeared on the phone, and the hairs all over my body stood up immediately... No, I don't have any hairs now... Anyway, that's what it meant! I looked up and found Ling Mei standing in front of the door of my room.
Looking at me expressionlessly.
"Oh my God, Lingmei, why did you suddenly interrupt me?" I yelled at her in my head.
"Nothing, but I think it's time to meet my parents." Reimei replied calmly.
"Zero...Zero Mei? Oh my God, this sound seems real! Dad, come here and listen! Is this the goddess Zero Mei on TV?" My mother's panicked voice came from the phone.
"Hello, uncle, I am Ling Mei, the god of the gods, and I am also Xiao An's lover." Ling Mei said on the phone again through some unknown method.
"This...this voice is definitely it! What's going on? Didn't you call your son?" The father's voice was also extremely panicked.
"How do I know? It was my son who was talking just now! Suddenly he turned to the goddess! Is it a problem with the telecommunications bureau?"
I said, Mom and Dad, have you focused all your attention on Ling Mei emotionally? Didn’t you notice the content of her words at all? Wait! This is a good thing! It seems there is still room for redemption!
"You're right Amy, my uncle and aunt were overly excited because they were on the phone with a legendary figure, so they ignored the content of their words. It would be better to say this in person." Ling Mei nodded to me.
"Don't! Don't do that! It's not appropriate now!"
"There's nothing inappropriate. Sooner or later, uncle and aunt will know about your changes."
"Elegant Butterfly!"
"Uncle and aunt, please don't be too excited. Although I am the God of the Gods, I am also the lover of your children, so just treat me as your child. When will you two be free? I want to visit.
"
Reimei ignored my wailing and continued to say irrevocable words on the phone.
"Ah...any time is fine! Any time is fine! We are all in the hotel these days, anything is fine!" Dad agreed stupidly, obviously he had not recovered from the huge shock.
"In that case, let's do it today. I will prepare a big gift and go to visit. Uncle and aunt, please look forward to it. If there is a specific time, it will be in an hour. Can you think of it?"
"Ah... no problem, no problem! One hour, we'll wait and wait!"
"Okay, uncle and aunt, please take a good rest first."
"Ah... OK! OK!"
"Goodbye, uncle and aunt."
"Ah! Goodbye! Goodbye!"
"..."
"..."
"Uncle, please hang up the phone first. It's more polite."
"Ah! Okay! Okay! I'm dead!"
"Dip~dip~dip~"
Looking at Ling Mei, who is simply a model of a lady, I was so scared that I was covered in cold sweat. To be honest, I had almost forgotten my previous name, how could I go see my parents! No matter it was "Yo~ you guys"
My son has turned into a daughter~” It’s a very scary thing to walk the catwalk in a male body! Reimei, are you trying to kill me?
"There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. Men are naturally straight when they see beautiful women. There is no way to escape this matter. Amy, you just need to be mentally prepared."
"What the hell is the second half of that saying! And how do you want me to prepare! I'm not prepared at all!"
"It doesn't matter, as long as the face is thick enough, it will be no problem. Also, we need to dress up. This kind of attire is not suitable for meeting parents now." Reimei raised her eyebrows, lifted her miniskirt, and then
He looked up at the sky and thought.
I, really hope she never figures out how to dress up so I don't have to deal with this fatal situation...
"It's useless Amy, even if I can't figure it out, you still have to go see your parents wearing a short skirt and a pair of big breasts."
"You should... kill me..."
"Impossible, the goddess will not die. You cannot wish to die now."
"It turns out that eternal life is really a curse... I really want to die..."