My father and mother stared at me like sculptures, motionless.
"Didn't you say that it would be okay for me to become a daughter...I am already a daughter now...not bad, right?"
Not bad! I'm mentally retarded! Why do you say such things again!
"Then...where did the original son go?" The father finally choked out a sentence.
What is the original son? I am still me! I am not the new son brought by Mr. Wang next door!
"Uncle, this is your original son, but he has been transformed into a goddess by us." Ling Mei explained with a smile.
"Why? He's so useless, what's so good about him? Why should I choose him?" I couldn't help but start to dismantle me.
I'm really sorry for being a useless person, but can't you give me some face in front of others... We promised not to expose the family scandal! Why are our family members so honest?
"Xiao An, she is indeed a failure as a human being, but this is insignificant to our goddess. She is of extremely important significance to me." Ling Mei explained patiently.
"He's the one calling me an old man? What's the use?" This time it was my father's turn to tear me down.
"That's right. In fact, the birth of my god is..."
"Because I'm not very capable of sexual intercourse! You have always said that I am a utopian! She likes my utopian Zero Beauty very much! So she is with me!"
I interrupted Ling Mei like crazy. Just kidding, if I let her tell her parents about the terrible theory that she is both a wife and a daughter, then I will have to resort to brainwashing!
"...Yes, Xiao An has a very good heart, so I like her very much." Ling Mei did not refute, and chose to give me face very reasonably.
Lingmei, I love you! I love you so much! This is more important than anything else if I don’t say it!
"Has the world really changed? That stupid baby has become so popular?" Dad had an incredible expression on his face.
"Maybe he has accumulated a lot of virtue over the years, right? Now his conscience can be used as money, isn't it? But doesn't it count as unethical if he keeps chewing on his old age?" My mother also looked puzzled.
I'm really sorry for living on my old age for so long! But I'm really not willing to live on my old age! I'm very desperate even if I don't have money to spend on eating you! It's not that I haven't worked hard at all, but the direction of my efforts is really problematic...
…at least for the previous world.
"Cheating at home will indeed deduct the good and evil points, but Xiao An does not enjoy it subjectively, so the deduction will be much less. Of course, these things are not important. The really important thing is that without her, what would we do?
It will never happen at all, and the world will never become what it is now, just remember this, aunt and uncle." Reimei said and patted my shoulder gently.
Well, Ling Mei is taller than me, don’t forget that.
"What? My son is so powerful? What ability does he have?" I still don't understand.
"Xiao An, she has no abilities, but she is currently the only human being on earth who has become a goddess, and she is also one of our nine core goddesses. This alone is worthy of my uncle and aunt being proud." Ling Mei tilted her head and revealed
An angelic smile.
Hmm? Isn’t it a bit out of character to use angels to describe gods?
"So... you are really... my son?" Dad pointed at me tremblingly and asked.
"Yes, it's true... otherwise I'll change it back for you... Forget it, do you think my virtue is the same now as before?"
My shoulders were slumped and my back was hunched, my head was tilted forward, and my expression became lifeless.
"This... really looks like a butt! She is our son!" My mother pointed at me and exclaimed.
I knew...this decadent image is so familiar to my parents, even if I change my skin, I would still recognize it.
"...What should I do? Can you accept it?" Dad looked at my mother with his mouth open.
"I think it's great! The shape of An's butt was all our shortcomings, and I've always felt sorry for it... She looks so good like this now! She looks like a goddess star! Didn't you also want a daughter at the beginning?
"The old woman replied solemnly.
I...I am that goddess star...It turns out you are not my fans...
"Since you have accepted it, there is nothing I can't accept! My daughter is great! And she is such a good-looking daughter! Much prettier than you!" Dad pointed at me and replied seriously.
To be fair...my mother was also a great beauty in that era, okay? Although I may have inherited a bunch of recessive genes and look bad, you can't belittle me! I am a non-human being now, so don't compare me, a human being, to me.
Better than that?
"You can't use any crooked ideas on your daughter! How old is she? Be more serious!" Not only was my mother not angry, but she also focused her attention on strange things.
"Look! Illiterate people like to think nonsense! No matter how beautiful she is, she is my daughter! How can I use my brain! You are unreasonable!" Dad was unwilling and immediately entered into "reasoning"
model.
Speaking of truth, what I fear the most is my father’s “reasoning”. No matter it’s big or small truth or crooked truth, he can keep talking and keep you speechless. He will chase you after you run away.
He talks about it, and no matter what reason he talks about, it always ends up being that I am incompetent, which makes me want to fight every time, but I can't beat him...
"Ouch! It's hard to say! That Xiao Li online last time, couldn't you just do what people liked? You still pretended to be a young man in his twenties! You still don't admit it!"
"I really wanted to help someone and was afraid that she would be deceived, okay? I've explained to you the ins and outs of the matter! It doesn't make sense for you to say this!"
"Okay~! Go and do it! I'm too lazy to tell you!"
"You are making groundless accusations! Come up with evidence! If you don't have evidence, just rant here! If you can't say it, just change the subject! People who are uneducated are just uneducated!"
"Why am I uneducated! You are just an undergraduate! How educated are you? I also have a college diploma!"
"My undergraduate degree was obtained after the national college entrance examination was resumed! Can it be the same as the current enrollment expansion? Who recognizes your junior college? Do you think my undergraduate diploma is the same as the one from An Butt?"
Hey... if you quarrel, just quarrel, don't drag me into it...
"Amy, is this your family's daily life?" Lingmei looked at me and asked in her heart.
"Yes... Ever since I can remember, all I have in my memory are quarrels, big and small, one thing or another. If there is a chance, they will quarrel, and then they will scold me... Let me tell you, I have a
The shadow of childhood is when my mother used an ax to kill my father. I will never forget this in my life..."
"So it's actually been so many years?"
"Yes, in fact, my parents love each other very much, but they have many problems that make each other intolerable. For example, my dad can survive like a person from the apocalypse. Being with Mr. Bei is absolutely worthwhile, and I
Mom, on the other hand, treats anger like food. If you don't pay attention to a word she says, she will cry... To be honest, I really don't understand how they have lived for so many years..."
"Perhaps this is what is called mutual harm and mutual dependence?" Ling Mei tilted her head.
"That's really good~ Ha, ha, ha..." I smiled helplessly, in my heart.
"Uncle and aunt, Xiao An... Amy proposed to me, did you see it?"
Reimei said this calmly, but her parents immediately stopped arguing after hearing it, and then opened their mouths at the same time as if they suddenly understood.
"Is this what was on the news just now?"
"It's just the two of them!"
"My son is finally getting married?" I was shocked.
"Someone finally wants my son?" The father was shocked.
"If you are such a parent, your daughter will marry me." Lingmei hugged my waist intimately.
"What?" X2
Hearing this sentence, the father and mother were confused again.