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Pig vs Tiger

"Are you sick? We're talking about personal hygiene! Don't change the subject for me! You're obviously a stink, but you're actually starting to act as a life coach? Can you go back and take a shower?"

I grabbed the water bottle from the onlookers nearby and poured all the water on the idiot who called himself Tang. By doing this, I was ready to become a villain for once.

"Sir, if necessary, we can arrange a bath for you immediately..."

"Shut up, you bastard! Seeing that I have money, you start to fawn over me, right? I don't! Need! Need!" The mentally retarded man yelled at the waiter who was trying to help.

Damn it... Is she a waiter? Is it normal for people to provide help to customers? Is this the legendary persecutory delusion? And why don’t you need it anymore? I can’t fucking stand it anymore, it really stinks

Ah! My sense of smell is super sharp!

"Oh ho ho ho ho~~~ A low-class pariah is a low-class pariah! Not only is he unwilling to admit his own problems, he even looks at others from a pariah perspective! Please get out of here in a polite way. You don't deserve to be in this kind of situation.

occasion!"

Sister Clara raised her head, her eyes were full of disdain, and her tone was full of contempt. Coupled with her gorgeous dress, she looked like a picture of pride and prejudice.

Although she is actually on the right side...

"Hehehe, very good, I don't deserve it, right? Come, call your manager. No, tell your chairman, I, Tang, bought this hotel!"

After the man finished speaking through gritted teeth, he took out a card from his ragged clothes and slapped it on the counter. Through the UI, I could tell at a glance that it was a black gold card issued by the goddess, and it was actually the one I gave to my parents!

Damn you! It turns out you picked up my parents’ card! Are you using it as a welfare plug-in for travelers with unlimited money? My parents only used it for normal consumption. Why did you do it as soon as you got it?

Just come here to buy a hotel? This card can indeed be used unlimitedly, but it actually costs the money of the Pan-World Unlimited Liability United Community! In other words, you actually ran away with zero dollars.

Are you here to show off? Show off in front of my mother? Very good, I'm angry, I'm really angry! My parents are too! You can lose such an important thing! And let such a thing be picked up! It's really

So careless!

"Sister, I've had enough, I'm going to stop playing by the rules!" I said to Sister Clara in my heart.

"Whatever you like, little Amy~I'm satisfied~so you can play whatever you want~oh hoho~"

"No sister...what are you satisfied with...are you really not a pussy?"

"No! I'm just satisfied with my acting skills! Don't think wrongly!"

"Okay, okay~ I don't care about you anymore, I'm going to slap you in the face!"

After I got out of my fast thinking, I happened to see the crowd exclaiming, the staff at a loss, and the man being arrogant. I opened my mouth, pretended to be very surprised, pointed at the card and shouted.

"Oh my God! It's the legendary Goddess Black Gold Card with unlimited consumption! Why does he have such a thing! What is his identity!"

There was clearly a hint of pride in the man's eyes. He sneered and said in a disdainful tone: "Huh, you still know the goods! It's not like you wasted your clothes!"

You are paralyzed by the knowledge! That card is what I use to honor my parents! Can I not recognize it? Calm down! Amy, you have to calm down! You haven't had enough fun yet! Only when you are calm can you show off, calm down!

I calmed down my mood, put on a shit-eating expression, and stammered: "Um...this brother...it's my girlfriend and I who are at fault...we will apologize to you right now!

"

I pulled Sister Clara hard, as if I was trying to force her to grovel.

"What are you doing! You are quite rich, so why are you apologizing?"

Sister Clara shook off my hand and perfectly played the role of the big-breasted, brainless, retarded mistress. Her coordinated movements, demeanor, and tone were impeccable! There was obviously no rehearsal in advance, but Sister Clara was perfect.

It showed! I was wrong, sister, you are indeed a movie queen, and I really respect you! But please give me a slap first! Is that okay?

"No problem, little Amy, just slap me! There's no bitch who doesn't get slapped! I'm very dedicated!" Sister Clara replied firmly.

Reimei~ Please forgive me~ I have to beat a girl for such a boring thing, please forgive me!

"I said, I forgive you, just beat Clara to death." Ling Mei's ethereal and sacred voice immediately sounded in her head.

"Ling Mei, you bastard! I'll tell Aiti not to cook for you when you go back!" Sister Clara roared angrily.

"It doesn't matter, I'm already eating, that's it." Lingmei cut off the communication.

"Pa!" "Shut up, you idiot! Do you know what this card represents? This is the Goddess Black Gold Card limited to ten pieces in the world! The holders are all big shots who can decide the fate of the world! They are not a little rich man like me at all.

You can provoke me! Apologize to this big brother!"

I slapped Sister Clara on the face, pretending to be horrified. I had let the system control the intensity, just enough to start a fight. I really didn’t feel good, I swear!

"Little Amy~ You don't have to be so secretive... I know you always feel uncomfortable being spanked by us, so it's understandable that I feel good when you spank me..." Sister Clara said in her mind in a helpless tone.

.

"No! I really don't feel good, sister!"

"Don't explain...we can read not only your thoughts, but also your emotions."

"Well……"

"Okay, let's focus on the real thing, that idiot is going to start pretending to be a bully."

"oh……"

I pressed Sister Clara and bowed ninety degrees, my body was shaking slightly, and I looked really scared. I was almost impressed by my acting skills. Could it be that I actually have acting talent? I should have taken the exam before

Art academy!

"Little Amy, this is just because your body is well controlled by the system. It does not mean that your acting skills are very good..."

"..."

"Haha, I, Tang Mou, have never been as knowledgeable as you guys, so I won't do anything to you. Now, get out of here immediately!" The man exuded the aura of a bastard and scolded us harshly.

.

Ah! If you can do something to us, I will live broadcast the bridal chamber with Ling Mei! You are holding my things and pretending to be a big-tailed wolf in front of me! If it weren’t for having fun with Sister Clara, I would have slapped you! No!

!I don’t want to hit such a stinky thing!

"Amy, are you serious? Very good! I will give this man the power to destroy the world!" Ling Mei suddenly shouted excitedly in her head.

"Damn it, Reimei, are you sick! I don't want to live broadcast this kind of thing! You have no lower limit to have sex with me!"

"That's right! No morals or lower limits!"

"Stop it! I won't have sex with you before we get married!"

"You lied to me!"

"No! Who asked you to peek into my heart!"

"Stop making such a fuss! Little Amy, what should we do next?" Sister Clara interrupted our bickering dissatisfied.

"Ah! I haven't thought about it yet!" I was a little embarrassed.

"Huh? You didn't think about it and you made the plot like this? You kid is so serious!"

"Sister Clara, please continue acting~"

"How can I continue to act! Originally, I planned to reveal my identity directly after playing Bichi, and then if you want to play, I will cooperate with you~ You kid is really unreliable! Forget it, I'll do it!"

After scolding me in her head, Sister Clara exited the high-speed thinking mode, then ran away from me and ran to the man's side.

Ha? Is this the legendary in-person NTR scene?

"This big brother~ I just couldn't see the truth with my dog's eyes. I was wrong~ In fact, I just met her and have no feelings for her~ Beauty is only for the strong. Do you think I look okay? You can forgive me.

People, would you like me to follow you? Is that okay?"

Sister Clara clung to the man's body and kept rubbing her arm against him. Her voice also became squeaky. She was just like a Bi Chi template! Sister, you are really trying too hard! You are such a stinky thing.

You can actually stick it on! I feel uncomfortable looking at it. Can Sister Aiti be willing? I suspect she will rush out and chop this man down in the next second...

"Amy, don't talk nonsense~ She is a real goddess, she would not do such a thing~ Clara is a great actress and an artist like me. I am a dedicated person with this level of dedication.

It's acceptable~ So don't worry~" Sister Aiti's voice came out in her head, her tone full of understanding and support.

"Okay...but I really feel bad..."

"Aiya~Are Amy jealous? It seems you still care about Clara~"

"Of course I care! I care about you all!"

"Oh my goodness~ This kid is really~ He started to increase his favorability point casually. Okay, I will continue writing songs, you can continue~" Sister Aiti cut off the communication.

When I came back to my senses, I realized that the situation at the scene was still the same as the moment when Sister Clara was flattering her. It seemed that Sister Aiti and the others were also using a high-speed thinking mode when they entered. If it was Sister Aini, I think she would probably come directly to THE

WORLD.

"Haha, are you here to curry favor with me now? I, Tang, am not interested in a frivolous woman like you." The man sneered and pushed Sister Clara away without a smile, as if he was really not a womanizer.

Brother, I saw that your torn pants were already setting up a tent, shall we stop pretending? I bet that Sister Clara is the first beautiful woman you have had physical contact with in your life... No, it should be other than your mother.

The first woman to have physical contact! Uh... the goddess seems to have no gender? Forget it, it's not important...

"Ah! How could it be! Oh~~~~" Sister Clara showed an expression of extreme disappointment, took a few steps back tremblingly, and finally managed to stand firm.

"Hmph~" The man pretended to be a gentleman, and at the same time quietly adjusted his stance to make his tent less obvious.

"It seems that my charm is not enough~ So, sir, do you think my current appearance suits your taste?"

Sister Clara's voice returned to her usual slightly arrogant voice. With these words, she transformed into her second form in the soft special effects light, which was a CG form that was too beautiful to be true, and oriented at the same time.

Releases a charming body fragrance.

My UI told me that Sister Clara has greatly reduced the level of charm, otherwise it would not be surprising if the thing sprayed out on the spot.

"...!" The man was so shocked that he couldn't say a word and could only stand there with his mouth wide open.

Great, this time it was his turn to be dumbfounded.


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