The man tried to stay calm and pretended to be a big shot who had seen the world, but in fact he was already complaining inside. The system told me that the other party had only learned a little bit about the goddess when collecting information after time travel, but had no idea what a goddess was.
The specific concept is that this is the first time he has met a goddess.
The crowd was in an uproar. No one thought that our two villains were actually goddesses. They were just watching the excitement, but they didn't expect that things would unfold in an unexpected direction. Now, their enthusiasm for watching became even higher.
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Well, there's nothing wrong with that. Humans are such boring and boring creatures, and sometimes they even pay the price with their lives just to watch the fun. They should be glad that we transform into beautiful goddesses instead of slimy tentacle monsters.
"Yes~ I am a goddess~ So, my performance just now was all about acting~"
In the face of the other party's uncontrollable shocked gaze, Sister Clara took out her fan from her chest and unfolded it gracefully, covered her mouth and gave him a wink.
"Oh...oh~~~Hehehehe! It seems that I, Tang, am the one who is blind~ Two goddesses, disrespectful!" The man clasped his fists and bowed to us with a stiff smile.
Well, I know you are confused now, and what you are thinking is, "Oh my god, you are in trouble this time," right? We all know what you are thinking, and we are not those retarded villains. It is impossible for you to get away with it in front of us.
Yes! So, you are in trouble today!
"How shameless! Kneel down quickly when you see the goddess!" I scolded the man sharply.
The man's face was turning blue and purple, and his heart was extremely tangled. Thoughts such as "There is gold under the man's knees" and "A scholar cannot be killed but cannot be humiliated" kept popping up, but after a few seconds these thoughts turned into
"It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge", "A man can bend and stretch" and so on.
Well, our ancestors are indeed very wise. Isn’t the greatest wisdom in life just to talk to people and to ghosts? The ancestors left these completely contradictory words to tell us this truth. But this guy is a time traveler, and his ancestors
Not the same ancestor as us, right? But since they have the same ancient sayings, they should have traveled from a parallel world?
"Pfft!" "The little one is blind, please be kind to the goddess and let me go..."
This guy knelt down! He kowtowed! He even demeaned himself! This male lead in the video is unqualified! He was so cool and domineering as promised!
"Ah! Why did he really kneel down! He was just joking~ Get up quickly!" I covered my mouth and pretended to be surprised, while holding back the nausea in my heart and ran to his side.
pull him.
"That man really knelt down~"
"That's right! What are you thinking! The goddess is obviously joking!"
"Yes, yes, the goddess is so kind, how could she do such a thing? The other goddess said it was because of her acting skills, why did he still kneel down?"
"Perhaps this was originally a sideshow performed by the goddess for us?"
"Hey! It's possible! The goddesses are all very weird, so it's very possible to perform this kind of show~"
The onlookers started talking in a few words, feeling incredulous about the man's strange behavior. The man raised his head blankly, equally incredulous about the crowd's opinions.
Well, you must find it strange, right? You only know that the goddess controls the world, but you don’t know that the goddess treats mortals better than her own mother. I just pretended to scare you, and then you knelt down. This is in the crowd.
There is an abnormal behavior in the cognition. The correct approach should be to point at me, laugh and say, "Stop making trouble, goddess" or something like that. You, this time you lost because of the unequal information!
But then again, there's no way you can win, haha, I won't allow it.
I helped the confused man up, patted the dust off my hands (this was an act from the heart, not a performance), walked to the counter, picked up the card that my parents had thrown away, and held it between my two fingers and said to the man
He shook his head and looked at the man with a hint of pride.
"This card is indeed issued by the goddess, and it is indeed limited to the world. However, this card is limited to one in the world, and the issuer is me (actually Lingmei). You hold my things in front of me
Showing off, is this really okay?"
Ha! The other party has already begun to tremble! This is the effect we want! I tell you to pretend to be awesome! I tell you to pretend to be calm! I tell you to pretend to be elegant! You are not one of those pigs in urban literature that can eat tigers! You are pig feed!
! No... Doesn't this mean that I am a pig? No! I don't eat him! So what if it's pig feed! I'm not my uncle! Oh no! My uncle feeds pigs... Oh my God!
What are you thinking! It’s so chaotic!
"As for the big shots who decide the fate of the world, there are really ten of them, but these ten are all goddesses, and what's more~"
My words stopped abruptly here. I clapped my hands gently and switched to the second form wearing the default knight uniform in the soft light, while removing the camouflage effect on my appearance.
"Erumia, the goddess of liberty, salutes you all."
I smiled and made a skirt-lifting ceremony to the onlookers. Although my short skirt was completely exposed when I lifted it up, I didn't care much about it anymore as I had discussed with Ellie that "fat is a piece of armor".
Sure enough, the onlookers were excited, and many of them were even eager to rush over to me for an autograph. It seemed that the goddess really had a lot of fans.
"Ah la ah la~ Everyone, don't be so excited~ Keep order, keep order, rushing over or anything like that is forbidden~ Oh, by the way, the goddess of luck, Kratir, is here to wish everyone good luck in gambling~ Oh hoho~~~
"
Sister Clara did not change her clothes, she simply took off her appearance disguise, and then waved to everyone.
The crowd of onlookers became excited again, and many people started screaming. The hotel security guards spontaneously formed a human wall to surround us, but they couldn't help but look back at us frequently.
Being able to see the legendary nine goddesses up close (now there are ten), being able to hear the voice of the Mengxing idol with their own ears, and being able to really smell the fragrance of the gods they believe in, everyone present felt that today is the best day for them.
The luckiest day of their lives.
The man stood there blankly. He was completely unable to process the information received by his brain. He didn't understand why things were developing in such a strange direction. I can only say that you are unlucky for traveling to our side. Things are going on here.
~No one is normal! This is the base camp of our female psychopaths!
Sister Clara waved and threw her autographed photos to the crowd. Since I had no preparation in advance, I could only take out various snacks from my chest and spread them to everyone. Speaking of which, Sister Clara is really a qualified idol, and she actually prepared them.
With so many fan gifts, I am a little embarrassed as an idol who has never paid much attention to my fans... Well, I will find time to visit my church and fan club someday.
"Okay, okay~ We have felt everyone's enthusiasm~ Are you satisfied with our small theater? It's almost time, everyone, hurry up and line up to enter the venue for dinner~ We'll leave first~ Oh hoho~~
~"
After talking nonsense, Sister Clara and I saluted the audience again, and then just snapped her fingers and stuffed the man into an unknown place. Well, it seems that even the dedicated Sister Clara is not willing to stuff this guy into a ditch, saying
Really, this guy really stinks, how did he do it?
"Goddess, this money..."
"Oh, just consider it as everyone's meal expense, we'll treat you to this meal~" Sister Clara waved her hand to the overwhelmed waiter coolly.
"Wow~~~Long live the goddess!" the onlookers cheered.
"Oh no~ don't curse us to die early~ Oh ho ho ho~" Sister Clara covered her mouth with her fan again.
"This bag of money is a bit too much, so I can't share it with everyone~I'm sorry~" I mentioned the rag bag and scratched my head at everyone in embarrassment.
"So, I wish you all have a nice day, bye~"
Sister Clara snapped her fingers and we disappeared in a beam of light.