"Look, we can teleport and transform. This is very abnormal, right?"
"yes."
"Look at me carefully and smell it. Do I smell unusually fragrant? Do you have an uncontrollable urge to smell it? Do I have a different style of painting than ordinary people? Do I look too good to be true?"
"Yes, yes, you look like a very high-end physical doll. It's impossible for a real person to look like you! And you do smell so good~ Even though it smells like orange, I don't know why it smells like chicken."
Bang is hard!"
"...Do you want to die when you step on the horse?"
"Ah, I was wrong, Heroine! I was just telling the truth!"
"Ah~ As expected, the truth is not likable at all! In short, we are not heroines, we are goddesses! Real gods are not the kind who are easily slaughtered!"
"Ah? So you two are the villains?"
"Who is the big villain! You speak without restraint! Aren't you afraid of being killed by us?"
"Of course I'm afraid! Especially afraid of being killed by you! But the sister next to me is very kind~ Only my mother would treat me like this when I grow up..."
Huh? So it turns out that Sister Clara is a mother? Wait, she has blond hair, big breasts and wavy hair, I seem to understand something!
"I'm a little over nine years old this year! She's still far from seventeen! Little Amy, don't belittle me when you get the chance!" Sister Clara yelled angrily.
My good sister~ Of course I am joking, you are so good to me, why should I belittle you~
"Joking should be based on what others want. This is basic respect! Little Amy, you are wrong!"
"Ah...well...I was wrong..."
"Forget it, forget it~ Who is that, Xiao Tang, how did you die in your last life?" Sister Clara waved her hand and looked at the man curiously.
"I... I didn't have much ability in my previous life, so I could only work as a gunman and write online articles for others, which cost two and a half yuan per thousand words... Before I traveled through time, I was in a hurry to pay the rent, so I coded for three days and three nights, and then...
I died suddenly..." The man covered his face, looking like he couldn't bear to look back on the past.
Well, although I didn't die suddenly, I can completely understand your feelings as I'm squatting at home. Brother, you are indeed miserable. You are the standard poor guy who tried his best but failed. Having said that, no wonder you are like that.
It turned out that he wrote too many online articles! Moreover, a person who is extremely poor in money suddenly has endless money to spend. It is inevitable to have an inflated mentality. Haven't I been educated here? This is really the norm.
"Then you are really miserable... I'm sorry... but was your surname Tang in your previous life or your current surname?" I asked rightly.
"No one has a surname. This Tang is the name of the protagonist in the novel..."
This guy is so addicted to Internet writing... Even his name is directly adapted from the character!
"Anyway~ I'm sorry to tell you that you are definitely not the protagonist. Time travelers are not rare in our place. My sisters are all time travellers."
"Actually, I should have discovered it a long time ago. You said that people always fall into the toilet and travel through time. Why did I appear in the sewer after traveling through time? I'm still a dead homeless man! I don't smell like that because I want it to. It's me.
I couldn't find a place to take a shower~ I picked up your card on the roadside. After I found out that I could withdraw unlimited money, I was so happy that I wanted to find a hotel to take a shower quickly, but I was kicked out! I don't understand the language, so in the end
I could only run to the public toilet and wash myself off..."
"Let me go, you are really miserable..."
"Later I discovered that there was a translator sold in a vending machine, so I quickly bought one and put it on. I thought that the technology in this world is quite advanced, so I checked some information about this world on a public computer.
At that time, I discovered that there are existences like your goddess in this world. At that time, I really thought that this world was a kind of sci-fi urban plane, so if I had a cheat with unlimited money, I would be able to become the CEO and win Bai Fumei.
At the pinnacle of life, I don’t pay much attention to your goddess, I just treat you as an alien or something..."
"Well, to a certain extent, we are really aliens... Why on earth did you dress like that and go to the cafeteria? It's disgusting, you know?"
"I know, but I just wanted to make people sick, so I took out a bag of cash. You said that the first time I was kicked away before I even took out the money, can I not be angry? And I'm really hungry too.
, so I wanted to take the money to show off and get slapped in the face, and then...then I was beaten into a dog by you guys..." The man lowered his head.
"Ah la la~ It turns out you haven't had a meal since you traveled through time. That's really bad~"
"Sister, we originally planned to eat, but we couldn't eat because of this guy! You actually still care about him!"
"Well~ we just eat to be happy, he is an ordinary person~ Little Amy, give him something to eat first."
"Tch~ I really don't want to give it!"
Even though I said that, I still took out the Goddess Coke (Hope Goddess flavor) and the Goddess Instant Meal (the Fat Man’s Extra Large Portion Fried Chicken Meal) and handed them to him.
Yes, these things are all made by Sakura, especially the fast food set at the back. Although the name is a bit weird, it is really a very powerful thing. The thing is just a box the size of a child's jelly. After opening it
"Bang!" can be turned into a vat of steaming fast food, which is very popular among both lazy people and field workers. Fortunately, all the food factories on the earth are now under our control, otherwise this unscientific product would
It takes up all the shelves in minutes.
"Wow~ What you guys are doing... is so fantasy!" the man sighed sincerely.
"Fantasy is nothing. We are more rational than fantasy. Hurry up and eat!"
"Thank you so much! Gululu~ Uh... what is this? It says Coke, but why is there no cola flavor at all? It's obviously a cream-flavored soda?" The man held the bottle of Goddess Coke and turned it over in confusion.
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"Um...what, do you like beautiful girls? Those of my level." I asked a little embarrassed.
"Of course I like it! Don't you, Heroine..."
"No! No... I am a goddess, not a heroine! What I want to say is that this thing is made of the saliva of a beautiful girl, and it is one of my sisters. If you don't believe me, you can look at the ingredient list..."
"Ah? What is this... I'm serious! Why do you want to produce this kind of thing? Isn't this an indirect kiss?" The man looked very shocked.
"I...I don't know why she would do something like this...As for indirect kissing, don't be obscene. This thing is now the most popular drink in the world, and is consumed by 100 million people every day.
How many bottles are there..."
"Oh my God! How much saliva does that sister of yours have?"
"It's not like that! She just takes a small bottle every day, then dilutes it and dilutes it again, and then adds other ingredients to make Goddess Coke of various flavors."
"Although this drink is delicious, and the thought of it coming from the saliva of a beautiful girl like you makes me feel good, why do I still think this drink is so perverted?" The man showed a puzzled expression.
"...This shows that you are actually a normal person."