After comforting the goddess for a while and sending her away, Reimei invited me to sit next to her.
"It seems that my parents are very satisfied with the gift I prepared." Lingmei stroked my hair and looked at me with a slight smile.
"Uh... what kind of gift? You didn't get a gift?"
"I'm going to marry you, a loser, right away. Isn't it a great gift? Phew~" Lingmei came up to me and blew me a gentle breath of fragrance.
My face turned red immediately, but looking at Ling Mei's beautiful face so close at hand, I couldn't help but close my eyes.
Sure enough, there was a soft touch on my lips immediately, but Lingmei didn't go any further and just licked her lips.
"You see, this kid is a sucker! It's useless to seduce her. You have to show a strong posture so that she will obey." Sister Aini, who was sitting aside, ruffled my hair and said to Clara.
Sister La said.
"Tch~ My character attributes don't allow me to do that! Just wait and see, one day little Amy will indulge in my beauty and gentleness!" Sister Clara raised her head disdainfully.
"Clara, you can't make a breakthrough by sticking to your attributes. Look at me, I can be hot or cold, a queen or a girl. It is precisely because of such omnipotent attributes that Amy and she will still meet each other even if we are separated for many days.
After that, she leaned into my arms for the first time." Lingmei hugged me and crossed her legs, looking at Sister Clara with the attitude of a winner in life.
"Oh ho ho~ I don't need it~ My current attributes are enough to make little Amy fall in love, right, little Amy?"
"Well...Sister Clara is right..." I replied softly.
"Hey? Why didn't you slap her in the face? This is not normal!" Sister Aini sat up straight in surprise.
"Because... I have been taken over by Sister Clara..." I shyly buried my face in Ling Mei's valley.
"Oh ho ho ho~~~! How are you, Aini? The frequency of appearances is not a problem at all! You can conquer Little Amy in just one go! Call me a love expert! Oh ho ho ho~!" Sister Clara
Laughed wildly.
"Go, go, go, what are you so proud of? This guy is originally a sister-controller. Of course it will be easy for you to conquer the attributes of a sister! If you have the ability, why don't you switch to Yisi's attributes and try again?" Sister Aini said disdainfully.
Wave your hands.
"Oh ho ho~ Just change, do you think I don't dare? Yisi~ Let's switch personalities now, I want to give them a live performance~" Sister Clara shouted into the air.
"Don't make trouble! We are busy! Stardew and Ellie are practicing singing while flying the fighter plane! The war will start soon, so we must practice harder!" Iss's impatient voice was recalled in the hall, and at the same time came
There were also the sounds of weapons firing and explosions.
"Wait, wait, wait! What on earth are you practicing, Yisi! What's going on with this battlefield-like sound?" I was so frightened that I jumped up from Reimei's arms.
"Of course we're fighting in the air, idiot! Damn it! Ai Li can even dodge my attacks while singing! I must knock her down today!"
"Hey! Don't bully my sister!" I immediately became anxious.
"It's okay, sister! Ellie is a fighting genius and will never lose to Sister Yisi! Xinglu, you are being targeted by Sister Hongyue, please evade to the right! No matter when, I will appear in time~~~"
"Xingdew received! No matter where you are, I will be by your side~~~"
"Cowards who are forced to fight~ Please embrace death happily~ God will let you be reborn~ and then taste the sweetness of death again~" X2
"Ah? Are you singing duet? What kind of lyrics are these? Are you singing this kind of song on the battlefield? Although the melody is very hot, the lyrics are too problematic! Who wrote these!"
"Amy~ This is what I wrote~ Originally this war was to punish those who shouted for war every day~ So of course they should be fully aware of the cruelty of war~ Ellie and Xinglu went to sing on the battlefield
It's not to boost morale, but to weaken morale~" Sister Aiti's kind voice sounded in the hall.
"Ahahaha~~~ I was wondering why this song is so good. It turned out to be written by Sister Aiti! Hmm... the passionate melody is paired with desperate lyrics, and the sweet voice is used to express cruel themes, like this
If the singing sounds on the battlefield, the impact to the soldiers is no less than being hit directly by a 203MM grenade! She is indeed Sister Aiti!"
"Hehehe~ As long as you like it too, Amy~ Ellie, I've got my eye on you~"
"Come over now, Sister Aiti! Yiku~~~!"
"Okay, idiots, just go ahead and make trouble on your own, we'll continue training!"
Yisi cut off the communication.
Well, Ellie has even learned the island Mandarin? She is indeed a genius... But when was this new function of broadcasting the content of the conversation in the head developed?
"We just developed it because we feel that if we always communicate directly in our heads, the surrounding atmosphere will be too dull. It will be more lively when broadcasted like this... Oh, yes, let's add the picture next time! It will be more lively.
!" Sister Aini said to us as she patted her thigh.
"By the way, where are Pachulia and the others? They didn't just hang out together and wait to die?" I looked around, but I didn't see any sign of the five-person group.
"They went to the God Realm training ground." Lingmei pointed to the sky.
"Huh? What are they doing there?" I was confused.
"Pretend to be a human being from Earth, then join the army and fight."
"What!!! We, a group of goddesses, can't satisfy them even though we are serving them! They actually went to join in the fun! Their hometown is waiting for them to bring back advanced knowledge for construction, are they just not doing their jobs properly!"
"Sa~ They are the friends you have made anyway. Let them play if they want to. We will talk about building our hometown later. We don't miss this little time." Lingmei spread her hands.
"Then how can they disguise themselves as humans in their current form?"
"I have switched them to the third form with level five appearance, so they now look like just beautiful humans."
"Five point five...Seriously, is the appearance of human beings really that low? Our level 10 appearance is just like that. There is still a big gap between us and the second form~ After all, the second form has its own characteristics.
With soft light microdermabrasion and so on.”
"Amy, appearance is not just as simple as appearance. Body shape, smell, hair quality, coordination of movements, etc., these are all factors for adjustment. To sum up, the appearance of human beings on earth is really
It’s pretty low.”
"All right……"
"But don't worry, the Goddess series of food has been promoted to all parts of the world. It is estimated that in a hundred years, the average appearance of human beings will increase to six points."
"Wait a minute, I remember you said it's 4:5 after our celebrities put on makeup? How can eating saliva improve them so much?"
"That's right, it's that big, and the six points are for bare makeup. But it will take at least a thousand years to improve to the tenth level of beauty in Ellie's world."
"Ah! Why does it take so long!"
"Because we have to take into account the speed at which humans accept their own changes. Level 10 appearance is the ultimate that humanoids can achieve, and only the abnormal world like Ellie's hometown can appear. As for humans on earth, who are products of the natural world,
If you experience huge changes in yourself in a short period of time, things like panic and suspicion will inevitably occur. Moreover, the average life span of human beings is now exceeding the hundred-year mark, which makes it even more necessary to extend the adaptation time of the entire group. Human beings are such troublesome creatures.
, no matter good or bad, we will have random thoughts, this is human nature."
"Hmm~ I feel a little sad when I think that all human beings have to change their appearance because of my preferences..."
"Amy, don't worry, the aesthetics of humanoid creatures generally tend to be upright, symmetrical and clean, so your aesthetics are actually the public's aesthetics. Of course, the two-dimensional form is not included in this, that is the earth
The unique aesthetic tendency of the dead house."
"I feel like I've been damaged by you again...then don't other civilizations have weird aesthetic tendencies?"
"Of course, the aesthetics of human beings on earth have been changing with history, and there are also weird aesthetics in some areas, let alone other civilizations. But you have to know that with the development of technology and the increase in understanding of oneself, mortals have different opinions on
The pursuit of health will correct the deviated aesthetics. However, this trend will deviate again when technology develops to the point where body modification is possible, and the artistic demand for one's own natural origin will eventually pull back the mortal aesthetics.
.”
"This is really troublesome...Wait a minute, you mean natural origin? Aren't most people who grow naturally ugly? It's like randomly generating characters a hundred times with a game that allows you to pinch people, and most of them have strange behavior.
Kind of the same..."
"Amy, what I mean by nature is the perfect form that humanoids should have, not a random combination of inferior genes. For example, putting a drill bit on the top of your head is not natural aesthetics, and installing four breasts is not natural either.
Aesthetics.”
"Fuck! Don't say such terrible things!"
"I'm just giving you an example. Do you understand now?"
"I see……"
"Just understand. You have a good rest these days. When February comes, we will start the war. Amy, you will direct the entire battle as the supreme commander."
"Oh...I can finally have some free time, even though all I do is basically play...wait? You said you want me to command the battle!?"
"Wele baander." Ling Mei said in a slightly inorganic voice.
"Stop making trouble! I don't know how to command a war! I have never played a strategy game, and real-time strategy can't even beat a simple computer! No! How can I use game experience to fight a war!
I really don’t know how to do this!”
"It doesn't matter, you can just take command. Anyway, our purpose is to let the war madmen fully experience the cruelty of war, so you can just let the soldiers deliver it."
"...Ling Mei, you are really a devil."
"Thank you for the compliment. I am a beautiful devil named jealousy."
"You really want to commit the Seven Deadly Sins!"
"The gods are all evil these days, and the people in hell are simple and cute, so I think it's not bad to be a devil."