Today’s dinner is a set meal. Yes, it’s the kind in the school cafeteria! However, this table full of exquisite dishes is very different from the school’s ninth largest cuisine. The only thing that looks like a set meal is the one in front of us.
This dinner plate is made of an unknown golden metal and has a complicated pattern.
The girl who was dragged around by the confused goddess didn't seem to have recovered. At first, I was very worried about whether this girl could eat normal food, but the facts showed that... my worry was right. She simply couldn't.
Eat! According to her own words, she used to put tentacles in her mouth and drink some kind of exotic liquid for a living. After hearing this fact, Sister Xiaosha crushed the cup in her hand and insisted on going back to drink it again.
The false god had a meal, but was stopped by the gods. So, tonight's program is to teach this girl how to eat.
"Sister, don't you worry about the civilization that the false god lives in? It seems that a strong individual is dangerous?" I opened my mouth and took the meatballs handed over by Ling Mei.
"Don't worry, there are already lower-level gods in contact with that civilization. Although that civilization is individually powerful, it seems to believe in something, has relatively positive views, and is not dangerous. That bastard is a special case, and their leader has been informed to strengthen
It’s managed.” Sister Xiaosa said to me while feeding a spoonful of egg custard into the girl’s mouth.
"Xinglu, is the food I cooked delicious?" the housekeeping goddess looked at the girl with a smile.
"Hmm~~~Okay!" The girl's mouth was stuffed and her face was red.
By the way, aren’t you telepathic? Do you need to be so cute?
"Don't complain about her, cuteness is justice." Knight Ji, who had no lines, actually spoke. Is it appropriate for you to define justice casually like this?
"Appropriate, cuteness is justice." Knight Ji hugged Sakura in her arms, stuck out her tongue and licked her, and looked at me expressionlessly.
At this moment, I recalled the fear I felt when I first saw this behavior, and the humiliation I felt when facing these perverts.
"Lingmei, why do I feel that I have lost my favored status?"
"Your feeling is right." Ling Mei replied, while feeding another pellet into my mouth.
Poor girl and me who have fallen out of favor. I have begun to regret picking this girl back up.
"But I picked you up too." Lingmei stuffed a ball into my mouth again.
"It's nice to be fed by you, but can you feed me some meatballs? No, feed me something else!" I protested to Lingmei.
"No problem." As she said that, Ling Mei's hands moved quickly. So fast! So fast that afterimages appeared! The shadow of Ling Mei's picking hands appeared on every plate on the table! Suddenly
, I saw countless hands appearing in front of me, each holding chopsticks and holding different dishes and coming at me! Ah! Is this the so-called feast of the gods... Can I see the legendary scene?
, I have no regrets in this life...
So the next moment my plate was filled with all kinds of dishes, and Lingmei had no intention of stuffing me into a puffer fish.
"Sister, when did she learn our words?" Looking at the overeating girl, I suddenly had this question.
"No need to learn, I have already set it to her native language, and she won't even feel it." Sister Xiaosha stuffed a chicken drumstick into the girl's mouth.
Today's dinner took an extra long time, actually mainly to eat with this girl. Because the girl has been transformed into the body of a god by Sister Xiaosha, so there is no such thing as fullness, we can only eat with her.
Sister Xiaosha hugged Lingmei and went back to the room. Before she left, she gave me a malicious and mocking smile. Although she still felt a little uncomfortable, she still tried her best to adapt to this situation.
Lying in bed, thinking about some random things, things like feelings are really inexplicable. The girl I picked up will get better, right? Huh? Why did the door open? All the doors in this shabby house are closed.
Isn’t it locked?
A head with big twin tails poked its head in from outside the door. I was startled, thinking that Sakura guy was running over. When I took a closer look, I realized it was Star Dew. The light was not good, so I used my normal vision again, reddish-brown.
Her hair looks quite similar to Sakura's.
"Xingdew, what's wrong? Why don't you sleep?" I got up from the bed and went to the door and said to her.
"I don't want to be alone." Xinglu raised her head and looked at me expectantly.
What did Sister Xiaosha do to this girl? She was a terrifying insect king just a few hours ago, and she transformed into a cute girl so quickly? What a terrifying power!
"So you want to sleep with me?"
I have no interest in flat-chested lolita at all, hahaha! What, you said that 1.55 meters is not a lolita? Then let me tell you, my height with high heels is 1.84 meters, and Sister Xiaosha is 1.9 meters.
The heel of the girl's dress is less than five centimeters, so she looks like a loli to us.
"Together, but not sleeping." Xinglu blinked.
"What? Not sleeping? Why?" I felt a little bad.
"I slept too much, I'm not sleepy. Amy, let's go together." The girl winked at me again.
Well, this is what I asked for. I should have just pulled her back at that time, so that the whole thing would be over. But if that were the case, I wouldn’t be with Sister Xiaosha... Forget it, just stay with her, anyway, Hong
Ponytail is cute, isn't it?
"Okay, let me accompany you today." I spoke in a tone that sounded a bit like teasing a dog.
…
"I said Stardew, don't we do something? Just sit here like this?"
Yes, this girl has been leaning against me and staring at the night sky. We have been sitting on the terrace like this for several hours.
"Yeah." Xinglu responded softly.
"What's the point of sitting like this...What are you thinking about?" I tried to find something to talk about.
"Amy, it smells so good. Bugs, it stinks. Stardew, it's confusing."
Who taught her this kind of two-part speech? It was obviously normal before! And she has been living with bugs for two hundred years and now she understands that bugs smell bad? When were these concepts instilled in her?
"Xinglu doesn't need to be confused. Look more at the outside world and you will naturally know the meaning of your life in the future." Oops, I actually told her these abstract things. It turns out that I am not good at chatting at all.
"Well...Amy, how old are you?" The girl turned to look at me.
"I... am... twenty-five years old this year..." What does this child want to do?
"Xingdew, two hundred and five years old. Amy, is the elder sister. Stardew, is the younger sister."
I have a sister now? How did you come to the conclusion that I am a sister? This child’s outlook on life is very problematic!
"Xingdew is older than me, so actually... you should be... the older sister." I tried to correct the girl's outlook.
"Amy, she is much older. So, she is my sister." The girl lowered her gaze to my chest.
Okay, I accept this, and I will just be my sister.
"Is there anything you want from Stardew? Sisters, I have everything." I started to coax the child again, a two hundred and five year old child.
"I want it, lover." Xinglu said seriously.
It is not good for children to fall in love early! But premature love is actually first love... Can a 200-year-old child be considered a child? But this child knows nothing except fighting... She is not a child, she can fall in love a long time ago!
"This... you have to find your own lover. What kind of lover does Xinglu want?" I regretted it after saying this.
"Amy, how are you?" The girl seemed to be asking for my opinion.
Sure enough! It’s over…
I quickly waved my hands: "Oh, my, I can't, sister, I don't know how to fall in love. So, I'll recommend one to you. Do you have an impression of the sister who didn't say anything today? Yes, that's the one
The half-dead one with blue hair floating around. That sister is so nice, she’s gentler than me. It would definitely be fun to become a lover with her.”
I decisively dumped him to the lazy goddess, who always looked at me displeased. But fortunately, this child has no gender consciousness, otherwise if I were asked to find a man for her, how would I find him in a place full of beautiful girls?
Should I introduce it to my gay friends? This is definitely not possible. How could I give such a cute red ponytail to that coward?
…
"Ah Qiu!" The gay friend sneezed in his small shop.
"Oh, what's wrong with you? The snot is sprayed into the ingredients!" A beautiful black-haired girl in an apron quickly stepped forward and separated out the contaminated parts and threw them away.
"I'm sorry, Xiao Wu, I didn't know why I sneezed, but I obviously didn't have a cold?" the gay friend explained to the girl.
"Forget it, you go to bed, I will do the rest by myself." The girl known as Xiao Wu pushed her friend upstairs.
"Really, if you have to do it yourself when you can do something that can be done in an instant, you are really stupid to say that this is sincerity." The girl muttered and continued her previous work.
…
"Yeah. Stardew, try it." The girl replied seriously.
Ha, Xiao Yisi, Xiao Yisi, your good days are over, enjoy the love of Xinglu and Sister Hongyue!
"Well, I will enjoy it, but I will also "love" you even more in the future. Because the girl is very cute, I will let you go today. You'd better not use any crooked ideas towards me in the future.
I am omniscient and omnipotent!" The arrogant voice of the Lazy Goddess rang in my mind.
I am seeking death. I am definitely seeking death to have bad thoughts about this group of gods who will come to read my mind at any time! I will never dare to do it again!
Xinglu didn't speak anymore, and returned to her previous state and continued to lean against me. What can I do? I can only stand there as a humanoid backrest. Fortunately, my body will not be tired, otherwise it will definitely be too much. In this way, the two of them stayed until
It was dawn. This child seemed to have never seen the sunrise. When he saw the sun, his whole eyes shone brighter than the sun. After getting excited, Xinglu blinked and said to me: "Amy, eat.
"
It looks like mornings without breakfast are going to be a thing of the past.
"What do you want to eat, little Xinglu? Is it good to look at the Western-style buns? Well, the chicken nest cereal is also good. Or the instant noodles, right? Little Xinglu will definitely like it!" The goddess of confusion suddenly appeared next to us.
, give suggestions to Xinglu.
"Wow! Why did you suddenly run out! And what's the matter with this? Can you do something good, Sister Hongyue!"
"Huh? Didn't Amy eat these things when she had to eat breakfast before? Is there anything wrong?" asked the confused sister, tilting her head.
"Okay, okay, Hongyue doesn't have to worry, I'll do it. Come on, Xinglu, sister will take you to have breakfast." The elegant goddess also appeared, took Xinglu's hand and left the terrace.
I said, is my room a public toilet? You can come and leave whenever you want.
"No, if I have to say it, my room now looks more like a public toilet." Lingmei appeared and said to me expressionlessly.
"Boy, four hundred and fifty rounds!" Sister Xiaosha came out and proudly showed off to me.
"Ah!!! I want to see what shameless things you have done!" I said and rushed to Ling Mei's room.
"It's been cleaned, you can't see anything anymore!" Sister Xiaosha's voice came from behind.
"Don't worry about me, I want Jingjing, Jingjing is not a name~~"