"This is an enemy mining planet. Your mission is to occupy an ore refinery and hold on until reinforcements arrive. Note that the atmosphere of this planet cannot be breathed by humans. Please ensure that your combat uniforms, especially combat helmets, are not damaged.
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"Your goal is very simple. Goal one, land on the ground alive; goal two, leave the landing module alive and make sure there are no living enemies around; goal three, quickly determine your position and try to join up with friendly forces; goal four, alone
Or attack the nearest refinery with friendly forces and eliminate all enemies inside; objective five is to seize the refinery and hold on until follow-up troops arrive; for additional objectives, survive as long as possible."
"This is mankind's first alien war, and all mankind is counting on you to win. You have the most advanced weapons and equipment after fifty years of human civilization. These equipment are expensive and are entrusted to us in the form of advances. Powerful and cute
Produced by the goddesses. So, Ma Run, please remember that every bullet you shoot is taxpayers' money, and every piece of equipment you lose means that your family has to pay extra taxes for it. If
If possible, please don't get shot; if necessary, please use your own body to protect those expensive heavy weapons. Although we will not pay pensions for your lives, your heroic performance can make your family a 'hero'
With the title of "Family", Earth citizens with this title can enjoy generous benefits of free bus rides in the City of Dreams. So, Ma Run, please use your own life to defend the precious tax dollars of taxpayers. I wish you good luck."
The female voice who gave the mission briefing had a sweet voice, her Chinese words were clear and her tone was ups and downs, and it should be very enjoyable to listen to. But why, after listening to the content of the briefing, did I want to hit someone so much?
Although I was complaining, I still pulled the helmet off from above and put it on, making sure that the link lock was fully fixed, and then looked at the teammates around me.
Except for the five strange girls opposite who still looked very excited, everyone else's behavior was similar to mine. Brother Dingding and Brother Tuhao started to pray incessantly.
I don’t know which god they can pray to now. Anyway, as an atheist, I am praying to all the gods I know in my heart, including even the initiator of all this, the super psychotic Ling Mei. After all, they call themselves goddesses.
"We have entered the combat zone! The enemy's anti-aircraft firepower is not very strong, but we don't know how to hide! We have never actually flown this kind of spacecraft! Brothers, just let fate happen! The airborne landing will begin in thirty seconds!"
The self-defeating voices of the transport ship pilots sounded through the loudspeaker. Although I couldn't see their faces, I could imagine how desperate this group of new drivers without any practical experience felt in the face of enemy fire.
Because we passengers are just as desperate as they are.
We felt a strong vibration in the box. Even when it was fixed to the wall, it was shaken all around. It can be seen how desperately the spacecraft pilot was trying to avoid the gunfire. I held the fixed bracket tightly, and I kept thinking in my heart.
Pray that you don't get hit by artillery fire.
These short thirty seconds became the most unbearable thirty seconds in the history of my life.
"Ahhhh~~~~!!! I'm going to run away! Airborne now! Wish you good luck!"
"哐~!"
I felt the box sink suddenly and spin continuously at the same time. The strange feeling of weightlessness immediately gave me the illusion that my heart was about to pop out of my mouth.
"Attention! The designated airborne area has not been reached! Self-adjustment is in progress... The adjustment result is three kilometers away from the target area. The mission goal is changed to arrive at the scheduled airborne location alive. Mission recommendation: If there is a taxi, you can take a taxi there.
, you only need to pay the starting price within three kilometers.”
The female voice prompting the system rang again, and the information reported was still so bad. This damn pilot actually sold out all the 120 people on our ship! I really hope this bastard was running away.
Having her anus exploded!
As for the last sentence of this prompt, just ignore it, it is full of malice!
"Current height, fifty thousand meters... forty thousand meters... thirty thousand meters... twenty thousand meters... ten thousand meters... five thousand meters..."
"This thing doesn't seem to be slowing down!" the blond boy shouted in fear.
"Slow down!" Listening to the increasingly strange voice prompts, I yelled like crazy.
"The deceleration command is confirmed and the deceleration module is turned on. Congratulations, Ma Run, you have achieved the achievement 'Life and death are all in a word'."
"Those goddesses are absolutely crazy and lunatic! The deceleration system of this airborne cabin is actually turned on manually! This kind of idiotic design is comparable to the Sanqi handheld machine in the past! As a serious automotive engineer, I am not responsible for this kind of irresponsibility
The security system strongly protested!”
The serious engineer yelled loudly, seeming to be very dissatisfied with this design. As for my thoughts, I only have a feeling of surviving a disaster. Thanks to me shouting like this, otherwise we would have changed together with five beauties.
Into a flattened can.
Combining with a beautiful woman is wonderful, but it is definitely not the right way to combine.
"Attention, we are about to land and perform surrounding threat scans... No threats have been found yet. Ma Run, congratulations to you, you will not die from random gunfire. This arsenal is a cheap mass-produced low-profile version, equipped only with basic ultra-light weapons
Energy shields and ultra-thin single-layer night armor can only defend against attacks by small-caliber live ammunition weapons, low-power energy weapons and ordinary wild animals."
"Pfft~~~!"
Accompanied by that annoying beep, the box containing us landed steadily, and it felt like a bump in the car. Although there is such advanced technology, it is designed to screw us to death. I really don’t understand them.
What on earth were you thinking?
Unable to think more, I unlocked the manual safety lock, picked up the rifle from the card slot next to me, and then filed out of the box door that had automatically opened with my companions, quickly observing the surrounding environment.
The door of the iron box automatically stretched out on both sides after opening and transformed into a V-shaped bunker. However, the system has told us how fragile this thing is, so none of us wanted to hide inside and become a fixed target. I
I learned some military knowledge online in the past, so after I went out, I immediately crouched down behind the bunker to reduce the target, and at the same time started searching for possible enemies.
This is a desolate planet, surrounded by a undulating wasteland. The blue sunlight makes everything around it look weird. The tall chimneys in the distance wantonly pollute the already turbid atmosphere with black smoke. I don’t know those little green
Why do the Grays still have such heavily polluted industrial facilities? But I know they must not care about the environment of this planet.
In the sky, there are constant meteors streaking across, which are the drop pods of other Marines. And the bottom-up luminous objects should be alien anti-aircraft fire. Intuitively, we are far away from them.
, which means we have to run over by ourselves. Damn that cowardly pilot, our entire crew was tricked by him! Three kilometers may not be anything on earth, but this is an alien battlefield, okay! We really
Can he reach his intended destination alive?
"Congratulations, Ma Run, you are safe for the time being! You were originally planned to be airdropped directly to the enemy-controlled area, but now your landing point is an undefended outer area. In layman's terms, you were dropped on the map
Outside, so you won’t encounter enemies for the time being. The armament depot will now open all inventory reserves to you. It is recommended that you bring as much as you can. This can effectively increase your chance of success. The space expansion warehouse is opening...Opening completed...Full
Everything is zero yuan, everything is zero yuan! Zero yuan is not much, you can’t buy a house, you can’t buy a car, you can’t buy it, you can’t buy it, you can’t be cheated, you can’t buy anything! You poor thing is better than... than... than...
The voice module is being corrected...Zero-American bastard! Fortunately, we have worked hard for you for more than half a year. You give me paid leave, give me paid leave~~~~~~(falling tone)...The voice module is re-
Correction in progress...Good news, good news! Dream City Arms Company..."
The prompt tone that had been speaking in United Mandarin suddenly switched to Republic Mandarin. The first half sounded useful, but the second half... what the hell? Our translation system does not convert languages directly, but through
Some kind of high-tech means directly allows you to understand the meaning of the current language, as if you have reached level 10 of a foreign language. I don't know how other people feel, but through the masks, you can see that their expressions are the same as those of Beepdog.
"Shut up! It's so noisy!" The island otaku who had been acting pitifully finally broke out.
"Master, are you sure you want me to shut up? Once you shut up, you won't have that cute voice to accompany you all the time~ Not only that, but what kind of threat event prompts~ mission target instructions~environmental analysis
~There are no combat tips or anything like that~ Master, are you sure you want to fight alone on a strange planet? Can someone please translate it into your native language?"
"Then... then switch to the native language..." Hearing the cute dubbing accent of the prompt tone in Island Mandarin, the dead man's expression immediately changed, and the momentum he had just suppressed disappeared.
Everyone present, especially the girls, looked at him with disgusting expressions.
"Who are you?" the fighting nation asked to the prompt.
"I'm not an automatic prompt, but your squad combat auxiliary AI. You can call me love love love love love... this damn bargain! Transferred to the team members' combat uniforms... The transfer is complete. Now I will
Talk to you through the built-in speaker of the combat suit, and let that damn voice module explode on the spot!"
Along with the voice that sounded in my mind, the big box really made a soft "pop" sound somewhere, and then a wisp of green smoke drifted out from the box.
"I can customize the language and language style. Do you want to start customizing now?"
"Customize, Mandarin of the Republic, please speak normally." I replied without thinking.
"Customization completed, now switch to standard mode."
"Can you change to a man's voice? A woman's voice sounds strange to me! When you speak, I think of the days when I had sex with my wife at home five times a day!"
As soon as the rich man said this, everyone immediately looked at each other angrily. But he felt confused and looked at us blankly: "What's wrong? Don't you all have wives?"
No, the wife is not the important point, five times a day is the important point, right?
"Refuse, I don't have a preset male voice. If you must do this, you can replace my voice with your own. Please read the following text: I have a chicken, I have a tortoise, ah ~ big chicken. I have a
…”
"Okay, okay! Just acquiesce! What's all this nonsense? But the language is converted to Central Asian!" The wealthy man couldn't help but yell.
"Customization completed. In order to give you a better assistant experience, now switch to private chat mode, but still retain the public channel."
After this AI switches mode, I can no longer hear what she says to other people, but looking at the way everyone is talking to themselves with pain in their faces, they should all be fighting the neurosis created by the neurosis, right?
I really didn’t expect that the first enemy we encountered was actually a chatty AI.