The bumpy land is littered with corpses and wreckage. The top of the mound where we were hiding has been flattened, and the countless craters that still emit black smoke silently tell the story of the battle that just took place here. Several strong women are searching.
The few men left behind were standing aside helplessly, with shock and fear on their faces.
This is what we saw after we went back. Obviously, those female heroes also completed the super-killing here, and the scene must be even more terrifying than what we saw.
"Hey, you're back?" When the red-haired lady saw us returning, she threw aside the half of the corpse in her hand, and then waved her hand, which was still stained with the enemy's blood, to us.
"Well, we're back~ Are those men okay?" Zifa also waved his hand.
"It's okay, it's just that I was a little mentally stimulated. Especially the scout, who kept screaming just now. I'm convinced by him. A grown man can actually scream like that. The people here are really too weak."
The red-haired man shook off the liquid on his hand and pointed at the shivering Death Mansion not far away.
People here? What do you mean by this? Are they really those crazy women? I looked at the redhead with suspicious eyes, but happened to catch his eye.
"Why are you looking at me like this? Is my face dirty? I was wearing a helmet the whole time!" Sister Yu subconsciously touched her helmet.
"Ah, no! I was just wondering why you girls are so awesome! I'm so overwhelmed!" I quickly yelled.
"Isn't it right that women are better than men?" Sister Yu looked confused.
"Hermilie! Stop saying such strange things!" The purple-haired girl next to her seemed anxious and winked at the other party.
"Oh! Because we... we... have a better relationship with the goddess, so they gave us some krypton gold equipment, so we are great!"
Is it as simple as just giving some equipment? I'm afraid you are just those crazy women, right? But I'd better not go into details, lest the other party get angry and silence me.
"That's right! Then I really envy you, hahahaha~~~" I pretended to laugh.
"Ah~ Who is that? Your smile is too fake, isn't it? Forget it, it's not an important thing anyway. Pachi, we seized a car, so we don't have to walk anymore!" Sister Yu frowned.
He looked at me with a frown, then turned directly to the purple hair, as if he didn't care what I thought at all.
"A car? You didn't smash everything? Okay, Hermione, you finally have some brains!" The purple hair seemed very surprised.
"Hey, hey, hey! Look what you said! I'm not a destructive maniac!" Sister Yu bared her teeth.
"I read the information here that... drinking too much alcohol can cause poisoning and damage the brain... We thought this was the reason for your violent tendencies..." the white-clothed Death God said weakly.
"Nonsense! I've been so violent since I was a child, okay! Don't ruin my majestic image in front of others! I'm very smart! Amy and the others said our IQs are higher than the average here!"
"Well... having a high IQ is just a theoretical value, and being smart is two different things..."
"Dodori! Are you itchy again? If you keep talking nonsense, I will give you a good physical examination!"
"Hey~~~~~~~!!!" The white-clothed Death God screamed and hid behind the purple-haired girl.
"...Hermilie, I really want to suddenly understand how Dodori's character was formed. It's all because of you." The purple hair nodded with understanding.
"Huh? Does it have anything to do with me?"
"You liked to 'check up' Dodori when you were a child, but now it seems that your behavior is simply sexual harassment! According to the theory of the psychology master here, Fu Naude, being sexually assaulted in childhood will lead to all kinds of problems in adulthood.
Psychological problems! That's right! It's because of you!" Zifa pointed at Sister Yu with an indignant look.
"Go! It's none of my business! Don't talk nonsense like this!"
"Hey! Stop arguing! Something happened here. Come and see what to do!"
The gray-haired girl who shot the Angel missile waved to us next to the only surviving armored vehicle. The purple-haired girl realized that something was wrong and immediately ran over. Out of curiosity, the rest of us also followed, trying to figure out what happened.
thing.
"...Report your situation...Beep...Search Team No. 3, report your situation..."
In the open cockpit, a communicator stained with alien blood was constantly sending out call messages. Because our combat uniforms have a built-in translation function, we can understand what is being said. I looked at the cockpit carefully.
The hatch cover was forced open from the outside by brute force, and the locking mechanism was completely deformed.
Monsters, these girls have monster-like fighting power! No wonder they were able to capture the armored vehicles that were basically intact. No wonder the men left behind were scared to death... I finally understand now that we are actually teammates with a group of monsters.
If they weren't those crazy women, I would drink urine live.
"We must respond, otherwise they may send people to attack us! The team at the target factory has been defeated, and they have all the manpower to continue chasing us!" The red-haired lady immediately made a judgment.
"But who will reply? We can use a translator to speak the language, but the alien's voice is far different from mine!" The gray-haired girl was a little anxious.
"Ai-chan, can you change our voices to those of aliens?" the purple-haired girl asked the AI.
"No, I don't have this function. If necessary, I can program one for myself right now. Give me five hours and I can program it."
"Five hours! You are an AI! Why does it take so long!" I had a seizure at that time.
"Just because I am an AI, I can't write programs. Learning programming is like learning the detailed structure of the human body. Five hours is already very little. This is a setting. If you don't like it, don't let me do it!"
This AI is actually angry! It’s angry with us humans! This kind of guy will definitely launch a war against humans in the future! He will!
"Let him do it, his voice is more suitable." A large Loli emerged from behind and pointed at the dead house beside her.
"Him? His voice is quite different, too? Although it's sharper..." Zifa frowned.
"Okay...like this, ah~~~ah~~~~" The large Loli opened her heavy helmet and pinched her throat to demonstrate.
"You're crazy! The air here is unbreathable!" the big man exclaimed.
"Don't worry, I'm holding my breath." Loli waved her hand and closed the helmet again.
"Hutt, you are such a genius! Who is that! Come here! The organization and the people need you!" The red-haired lady turned to the dead man and shouted loudly.
"Ah~~~~!!! No!!!" The dead man screamed like a woman, turned around and ran away, as if the person calling him was not a beautiful lady but a female ghost.
"Still want to run! Can you run away? I've caught you!" Sister Yu rushed over with a lunge, grabbed Shi Zhai's neck, and carried him over like a chicken.
"Let me go! Help! Help!" Shi Zhai struggled, his voice almost crying.
"What are you afraid of! I won't tear you apart! You are my teammate, I won't harm you! I just want you to do a favor! Stretch your neck and let me pinch you!"
"Ahhhhhhh!!! Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Help me!" Death House let out a desperate cry.
"Hermilie, let me do it... You didn't do it lightly or harshly... What did you just do? Why is he so afraid of you?" The purple-haired girl was helpless and confused.
"Oh... maybe I scared him when I opened the lid of the can... Oh, I mean, opening this thing, does it feel the same as opening a can? By the way, I haven't eaten a can before~ I must try it tonight
Take a taste." Sister Yu patted the armored car, and then handed the dead house to Zifa.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. I just need you to reply. If you don't reply, everyone will be in trouble, so just say it again as I said. Oh my, please don't shake. Doesn't it feel better like this? Well~ Although
We are wearing a bit thick clothes, but now you are being held by a stunningly beautiful girl from behind~ Isn’t it great?”
The purple-haired girl hugged Shi Zhai tightly, and the good-for-nothing guy actually calmed down, and then put on a shy expression. To be honest, I suddenly felt a little jealous of this guy, even though I was separated by a thick wall
I definitely can't feel anything under the thick combat uniform, but I'm still jealous.
"I...try..." Shizhai said weakly.
"That's right~ Come on, let's try it. If it hurts, just scream~"
"Um……"
The purple-haired girl pinched Shizhai's throat. After debugging it a few times and feeling that it was almost the same, she asked Shizhai to practice saying the response word again, and then connected the communication.
"This is search team No. 3. We have wiped out most of the enemy airborne troops and are now ready to continue searching the surrounding areas." Shi Zhai tried his best to say in a calm tone.
"Search Team No. 3, we observed many plumes of black smoke. Do you have any casualties?"
"Two of our vehicles were destroyed and all the crew members were killed. However, we also destroyed multiple enemy drop pods and are reorganizing our team to pursue the fleeing enemy troops."
"Search Team Three, do you need reinforcements?"
"No need, how is your situation?"
"Most of the enemy troops have been successfully annihilated, and the rest are on the run. Search Team No. 3, return quickly after completing the search. We need more manpower."
"Received, will return immediately after completing the search mission."
When the communication was cut off, Shi Zhai's legs were already weak, but with the help of the purple-haired girl's real-time guidance, he still successfully completed the deception mission.
"Well done~ Look, you're not that useless, are you?" The purple-haired girl touched the dead man's helmet, making him blush and laugh "hehehe".
"Okay everyone, after you finish searching, get ready to get in the car and leave!"
"Hey, Hermione, don't be so loud! We have a communicator, so there's no need to shout!" the gray-haired girl protested to Sister Yu.
"Oh, I'm used to this, aren't I?"
"Beauties, can I ask a question? Who here knows how to drive an alien vehicle? We have learned to fly planes and tanks, but this is not our equipment?" the blond man, who has always been so busy, asked everyone.
"I'll do it. There's no machine I can't control." The large Lolita raised her hand, then climbed onto the flying saucer-like armored vehicle and began to get into the cockpit.
Then her heavy combat uniform got stuck at the cabin door.