After negotiating a deal that was not dirty at all, I planned to do it the next day. When I got home and had dinner, Lingmei held me and fed me the whole time. This was mandatory; when I went to bed at night, Lingmei held me in her arms and fed me.
I pulled her into her room and slept with her. This was also compulsory. The reason was to quickly improve my favorability. So, I stayed up all night and kept reciting the core values of the Republic. However, I finally fell asleep without realizing it.
, after all, after spending so long with these stunningly beautiful girls, I have become resistant.
This is the process of not knowing when to fall asleep.
"Ah!" I sat up from my sleep and saw Lingmei in front of me hitting my lower body with a crowbar.
"I'll go! What do you want to do!" I roared.
"I am the beauty who always sneaks up to you with a smile, La Andretis, desu!" In conjunction with the BGM that I don't know where it came from, Sakura next to her said the above lines in the island language, while Reime did
He lip-synced and made a series of strange movements at the same time.
"Sakura, I'm just wondering why your voice sounds so familiar! No, what are you doing to her here? Remi, because you have silver hair, you want to do this COS, right? But you don't have a sky-high stupidity! What's more?
You didn’t smile at all, okay! And do you think this kind of wake-up call service is normal? Won’t it lose your favorability points!”
"If you are not discovered, you will not lose your favorability." Reimei and Sakura continued to play the double act.
"It has been discovered! And the favorability points have been lost! Sakura, your favorability points have also been lost!"
"Amy, how can I improve your favorability?" Ling Mei stared into my eyes.
"Just like the first time we met, it's normal." I sighed and said.
"Well, let me give it a try." Lingmei nodded.
"Is it difficult to be normal..."
"It's hard! It's so hard! No one buys the normal snacks made by Sakura-chan! But the goddess popsicles made with Sakura-chan's saliva have become popular all over the world! The goddess cola made with Issu-chan's saliva is also very popular!"
Sakura said jumping.
"What the hell? Why didn't I know? You provided this stuff to humans in large quantities!" I was stunned.
"I asked her to do this. This is a serious project to transform human beings' fragile constitution and bad nature." Lingmei explained.
"This is really serious... It turns out that most human beings are perverted. I am desperate for this world."
"Despair is Sakura-chan's line! It's not that humans are perverted, it's because these things are really delicious! Come and try one, Amy-chan!" Sakura took out one from somewhere and it looked very delicious.
Ordinary cylindrical popsicles without any added coloring.
"You, a goddess of hope, have no hope... Let me... forget about trying this thing. Anyway, I have already eaten a lot of saliva from beautiful girls." I took the popsicle and stuffed it into my mouth.
It’s delicious! It’s really unexpectedly delicious! This popsicle is obviously just an ordinary salt water lemon flavor, but it has a special magic power. The moment you enter the mouth, you feel that all the hot and unsafe parts have been driven away, and a lot of joy comes from the bottom of your heart.
hope and vitality!
“Try the escola too”
"Oh!" I took the Coke bottle and quickly took a sip.
It’s refreshing! It’s so refreshing! It soothes the mind and refreshes the brain, clears away heat and detoxifies! After drinking it, I feel that my whole IQ has improved! At the same time, I feel full of confidence. Now I dare to push Reimei and Sakura off on the spot!
"Please push me right away." Ling Mei's tone seemed a little excited.
"No, no, no, that's just a metaphor, please don't take it seriously!" I quickly explained.
"Yeah, that's really a pity."
"By the way, why do these things have such magical effects? Why don't I just eat your saliva?"
"Because these things are defined to have these effects. When you kissed us, the saliva was just ordinary saliva."
"Then why do you need to add saliva to it?"
"Because our products are genuine and never falsely advertised. If there is goddess saliva, then it must be there. We have done a survey and your human culture believes that the saliva of beautiful girls is sweet. Although there is no such thing.
, but the saliva of our gods is indeed sweet, you know this."
"Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."
"Not only are we happy, but all the humans who have eaten it are also happy!" Sakura said, waving her fingers.
"...Sister Xiaosha, send me away quickly, I still have things to do."
"Amy, you need to go have breakfast." Ling Mei grabbed my hair.
"Hey! It's annoying to grab girls' hair! Even if you are a girl!"
Lingmei suddenly pulled my hair down so hard that I had to bend back and raise my head. Then she lowered her head close to my face and said to me one word at a time: "Girl, eh?"
"I was wrong Ling Mei, you can arrest me wherever you want in the future."
"Well, that's right, you are all mine." Ling Mei licked my lips.
This is the process of being too happy to eat at breakfast and getting stuck in star dew, spraying unknown milk on your face. Yes, I don’t want to know what kind of milk this child drinks!
I changed back to my real body and went to the real estate bureau to go through the formalities as promised. I still remember when my parents transferred this house to my name, various units were running here and there, and each one had to wait in line for a whole day, and they would always say you were missing.
It took a whole week to get the materials. Now we have put them in one place, but hehe, there are still huge crowds of people.
"Why is there no one in the team over there, but our team is lined up like a horse (local saying goes, "X Chengma" is highly descriptive)?" the young couple asked me.
"Because we are dealing with a second-hand house here, the procedures are extremely troublesome. Over there we are getting a certificate for a new house, and we can leave as soon as we hand over the things. We should just wait and see."
Although I comforted others in this way, I still complained in my heart: "Damn it, I'm a goddess now, but I still have to wait in line all day in this noisy, crowded, and hot place. Is there no way to take a shortcut?"
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"Yes, just kill everyone in front of you." Sister Xiaosha's voice rang in my mind.
"Damn it, sister, you must be sick, can you solve it like this?" I responded in my mind.
"Then wait in line with peace of mind. Goddess must also abide by basic social rules when dealing with mortal affairs."
"Why didn't you say what rules you followed when you used the Star Destroyer Cannon to scare people?"
"Stop talking nonsense, I put a lot of snacks for you somewhere, you can eat some to relieve your boredom, that's all."
Well, the gentle and considerate chic sister is awesome.
I pretended to reach into the bag containing the documents, and then took out a few bottles of Goddess Coke.
"Would you like a Coke?" I suggested to the young couple.
"Wow! Isn't this Goddess Coke! The ones sold on the street are out of stock. The original price of six yuan is now over one hundred. How did you buy it?"
Ha, a bottle of goddess saliva costs 6 yuan, is it expensive or cheap?
"Oh, I asked my buddy to buy it." I said perfunctorily.
"Then we're not welcome!" The young couple took the Coke and drank it in one gulp.
"You guys take it easy while I go, why are you in such a hurry?"
The man swallowed the Coke hard and burped and explained to me: "Don't you know? This Coke has the saliva of the goddess. It is said that drinking it can prolong your life. Some people are fighting over it. We have always wanted to buy it.
If you can’t buy it, drink the bottle of yours quickly to avoid others getting jealous and making trouble.”
Ha, the elixir of life that cost six yuan and was sold to one hundred yuan.
"I'm sorry this was our oversight. I will ask Sakura to increase production a hundred times today." Reimei's voice sounded in her head.
I don't want to deal with this kind of messy thing anymore.
Although it was very slow, it was finally done in the afternoon. The young couple transferred the down payment, thanked me and said goodbye. Well, now I have completely separated myself from the mortal world, and I don’t need to worry about subsequent payments.
"Hey! Are you going to the class reunion?" the gay friend's voice came from the phone, seeming very happy.
"Ah? Aren't you very happy in the City of Dreams, and why are you going to participate in this?" I asked strangely.
"Well, you know that I'm there? Oh, the goddess also took you there, right? Of course I went to show off my girl for them! Now I have a real goddess as my girlfriend, hahahaha! You have no share.
Are you there?"
"Don't think that what a goddess says is the same thing. You can go and do it if you want. I never go to parties, you know. There is no topic at all, and I don't like the places I go."
"No, no, no, that's not the case. If you bring a girl, or a goddess girl, she will definitely be the focus of the audience, and the conversation will revolve around you, so it won't be embarrassing. Could it be that the goddess didn't assign a girl to you?"
"You are so tacky. Is it interesting to show off this in front of a group of ordinary people? My goddess... it is not convenient for her to show her face. If you don't want to go, you won't go."
"Oh, can't you be my companion? What if I'm beaten to death by my classmates out of jealousy?"
"Let your flowers protect you."
"Okay, Sa, help me, stay with me." The gay friend begged.
"Boy, just go and help your friend. If it's not convenient for Lingmei to show her face, I'll go with you. Alas, Lingmei will blame me for stealing your favorability points again." Sister Xiaosha said in her mind.
"It's me, it's me first, it's obviously me who came first... Whether it's meeting, kissing, or falling in love with that guy, why did it happen like this!" Reimei's emotionless voice then sounded.
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"Stop making trouble, Lingmei! Why do you want to help him? What's the point of just a party?"
"You'll know when you go there," Sister Xiaosha replied.
"Okay, okay, I'll go, when?" I said to my friend.
"Great. At 7:30 in the evening, Jindalei KTV, I'll be waiting for you at the door on time!"
"Damn! It's already seven o'clock now, you suddenly remembered that there is a person like me before you informed me!"
"How could it be possible? Hahaha, see you there or see you there." The gay friend laughed sarcastically.
After hanging up the phone, Sister Xiaosha came out and patted me on the shoulder: "Let's go, boy, today I will officially be your girlfriend."
"Sister, if you continue to behave like this, don't you make me lose face? It feels like someone treats you as a brother but you want to have sex with someone else."
"Don't call me sister, call me Aini. How do you look like this now, my dear?" Sister Xiaosha covered her face with her hands and then put them down. The heroic spirit on her face was gone. There was only one girl in front of me.
A pretty girl with a soft temperament.
I had to give my thumbs up: "Best movie queens, you goddesses are all movie queens."
"Praise me more, hahaha." Sister Xiaosha took my hand and prepared to leave.
"Wait a minute!" I raised my head and looked at Sister Xiaosha's face: "I am less than 1.8 meters tall, and you, a 'cute girl' who is 1.9 meters tall, are you going to come with me like this?"
"What do you know? Picking up a woman who is taller than you means that this man is capable. Stop talking nonsense and leave now."
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