In a cabin used for meetings, the members of the team who died together were already waiting, and of course Pattyulia's companions were also there. Seeing her coming in with her arms around me, the unscrupulous guys immediately blew up.
Whistled.
"Well~ don't make fun~ I'm just giving him some benefits, I won't ask for him~" Pachulia smiled and waved her hand.
Oh, couldn't you give us some face? Why did you say it as soon as we met...
"Ahem, are everyone here dead?" I tried to change the subject.
"The men are dead, but the super girls are alive." The blond said helplessly.
"No matter what, we are all alive now." The big man shrugged.
"That's right, that's right! As long as I'm alive, it's better than anything else! If I die, people will go crazy for my inheritance! Why do you look at me like this? What did I say wrong?" As soon as the rich man opened his mouth, he immediately said
He was looked down upon by everyone.
"Save your money, you will never have arms business again." Brother Yogi said slowly.
"It's better to have no business! From now on, I will invest in camel racing at home and never want to touch weapons or anything else!"
"I agree, I don't want to die a second time. It would be great to sit in the office and draw drawings. Why fight!" the engineer agreed.
"I... still want to be with them..."
Everyone's eyes immediately focused on this disharmonious guy. When I took a closer look, I found that this bastard was blushing and constantly glancing at the large Lolita.
It seems like this guy hasn't been dealt the good guy card yet, so I'll do something good to help him out.
"Dear, don't have any illusions. They are all lilies and they won't want us."
"To correct you, we are actually bisexual, but we just have a small preference for men." The large loli opened her mouth and slapped me in the face.
"What! So I still have..."
"There's no chance~" Pattyuliya put a sticker on me again, but said words that made people despair.
"Okay... then you are really lucky, it looks like..."
"No, I'm just unhappy with his sexual fetish. I have no other feelings." The large Loli retorted again.
"How could it be! It turns out...it turns out you like me!" Shi Zhai looked horrified.
"Yes, I will not be happy if I am with someone who likes small breasts." The large Lolita nodded, and at the same time deliberately puffed up her tall breasts.
"Why! Why! I thought...I thought..."
"Follow your heart, don't force it." The large Lolita patted the dead man on the shoulder.
"Ah~~~! What a misfortune!!!" the dead man screamed.
"Why are you shouting! Small breasts are not a rare thing. You can grab a lot of them on the street and go find them yourself! You are a hundred years too early to deceive our Hutt!" said the red-haired lady.
Loli took her into her arms and scolded the dead man.
"Dear, let's be realistic. There are indeed many maidens descended from the sky in the world now, but this does not mean that the maidens descended from the sky will fall on you. There is no future in being a nerd, so working hard is the way to go."
"Huh? When Wei said something like this, I always felt that it was unconvincing, hahaha~" Pattyulia smiled beside her.
"You must have something to say..."
"Yes~ I am an adventurer~ Isn't it normal to be outspoken~" Patchouliya covered her mouth and smiled.
"Hey~ It seems that your relationship is pretty good now~"
A lazy and charming female voice suddenly sounded from the side, making all the men present shudder. I will never forget this voice. This was the psychotic woman who killed us.
"Boy, are you very brave? You dare to call us women crazy in front of the goddess. Do you want to die again?" The tall queen with long fiery red hair cast a cold gaze at me, and I instantly felt like a cat.
The feeling of being stared at by a rat.
"Kakakakakaka~"
The large Lolita suddenly jumped up, walked quickly in front of the goddess with her shoulders raised, and stared at her with a very unpleasant look.
"Give it back to me." The large Lolita said.
"Ah? What?" The goddess was a little confused.
"My mecha was blown to pieces by you, give it back to me."
"Ah? What are you talking about? Is it better for me to throw that thing down for you?"
It turns out that she was the one who left the mecha in a touching position...
"If it's blown to pieces, give it back to me."
"No, you're being reasonable~ That thing was originally mine..."
"Give it back to me!" The large Lolita didn't want to reason at all, and she approached the goddess step by step, and actually overwhelmed her opponent in terms of momentum.
"I only have one of those things on my boat, I..."
"give me back!"
"Okay, okay! I was wrong, okay? When you go back, let Aini build a special machine for you. That'll be all right!"
"Agree!" The large Loli nodded vigorously.
"Really...how could little Amy make friends like you?" The goddess covered her head and shook her head.
"By the way, which goddess is this Amy? What does she do?" I asked Pattyuliya.
"Erumia, the Statue of Liberty, you must know~"
"Oh, I know, I know! It's the one who picks up the RPG with his face! Wait a minute, your friend is actually a goddess of this level?"
"Yes~ It's surprising~ We are not only paid players, but also authorized players~" Patchouliya showed a proud expression.
"Okay, let's get down to business now. Gentlemen, do you still like war?" the goddess asked everyone.
The girls who were just having fun said nothing, while the guys shook their heads.
"If...if she was here..."
"Don't even think about it. It's pure luck that you are grouped with the girls this time. If you still want to go to the battlefield, I will put you among the brothers to pick up soap." The goddess pointed at the dead house and said.
"Okay... I hate war..." Death House said weakly.
"I have a question." The big man raised his hand.
"explain."
"Are you bringing us to war just to teach us how to behave? Isn't this too much? If I'm not mistaken, this war should be classified as a war of aggression."
"Very good, you have seen the truth of this war. Fighting back against aliens is just an excuse. In fact, we are invading other people's homes. Teaching you how to be a human being is only one of the purposes. The main purpose is to kill chickens.
Look, you are the monkey."
"We should be chickens, right?" I objected.
"It's true that you are chickens. I am talking about those people on earth who did not participate in the war."
"You mean, alert all mankind?" Brother Yogi asked.
"That's right. Human beings always think that war is a matter of soldiers and has nothing to do with them. Especially the current local wars have given people in peaceful countries this illusion. Do you know that every move you make has everything to do with it?
The whole process was broadcast live to the earth, with point-to-point accuracy reaching every soldier's family. As long as there is nothing wrong with the brain, anyone will start to hate war when they see their relatives dying tragically on the battlefield, right?" The goddess smiled evilly.
"What about the aliens? Let them get involved for such a reason?" The big man looked a little angry.
"Don't worry, no one will die in this war, because this is just a movie, and you are all actors."
"What do you mean?" the blond asked.
"That's the literal meaning. In a while, a series of movies will be released, and your experiences will be selected to be put on the screen~"
"What? You actually made a real war into a movie?" The blonde was confused.
"That's right~ It's written as a movie and read as a documentary. The content is completely true, the plot is very reasonable, and the props are flawless. It will make those nitpickers mad."
Everyone was silent. Faced with such a powerful existence that can treat war as a trivial matter, we have nothing to say.
"Then, let's all happily be friends who hate war. Let's go home and then take another group of brats who want to die to die." The goddess clapped her hands and said.
"I would like to ask, where are the other people who came with us? Have they been resurrected too?" I raised my hand.
"Of course, but they are all frozen in the dormant cabin."
"Then why are some of us awakened?"
"Because you are special~"
"Special? Is it because of them?" I looked at Pattyulia.
"Absolutely~ After all, you are cameras~"
"ah?"
"Nothing, get ready to go home."
The goddess turned and left the conference room.
"Ah~ I don't want to go home~" I muttered.
"Because you will lose me as soon as you go home?" Pachulia came over.
"Yeah~"
“What’s the point of losing something you’ve never owned?”