"Come on, I don't have such slutty friends as you." I pointed at the door with an indifferent expression.
"Don't be like this~ Aren't we friends?"
"I don't have any slut friends like you."
"No, I still love you~"
"Why did you start to love me again? I don't know you. Where did the gentle and dignified Pattyulia go?"
"Ah la la~ Look what you said, when have I ever been gentle and dignified~ Haven't I always been very immodest~"
"I don't care, you go!"
"Ugh~ I'm shocked...Hermilie, let's go."
"return!"
"Hey? Didn't you let me go, Amy?"
"Guys like you need to be watched carefully by me! I knew it wouldn't do any good to let you go and have fun! You've already started to seduce men!"
"Ah la la~ Could it be that~ Amy, are you jealous?"
"Fuck you! You're not my lover, I'm just jealous!"
"Really? Doesn't it mean that a creature like squatting at home would not allow a beautiful girl to get close to others? Amy, you used to squat at home, right?"
"Ahem...where did you get this kind of knowledge?"
"Hmm~ You summed it up yourself?"
"Then you are great~"
"So is that why Amy is angry?"
"No, how should I put it? I really hate the behavior of playing with other people's feelings. What on earth are you trying to do?" I looked at Patchulia with a serious face.
"Well~ I just think the men in your world are interesting~"
"Then you can't play tricks on others?"
"It's not a joke~ I didn't say specifically what it was for the first time, so you can't blame me for fantasizing~ What's more, he didn't survive~"
"Do you know that this will cause psychological harm to others?"
"No way~ He was already told by me before I left~ And I also gave him a lot of benefits~ It's not a loss!"
"Are you really an adventurer? You are not upright at all!"
"Ah la la, look what you said, of course I am an adventurer~ But we are not just silly adventurers in the traditional sense."
"...Forget it, I'll let you go this time. If there's another time, I'll break off our relationship with you!"
"Hey! Amy is so heartless! Is the life-and-death relationship between us so fragile?"
"Okay, okay~ It's all my fault that I was deceived by your acting skills. So, have you had enough?"
"No!" X5
"The enemy is too weak! Isn't there a bigger enemy? It's too good to fight!" Hermione clenched her fist.
"You all have krypton gold equipment and cheats, how can you not be strong?" I rolled my eyes angrily.
"The scene is not big enough. If possible, I would like to participate in a battle where thousands of people charge together!" Amzi raised his hand excitedly.
"Well... this kind of battle is unlikely to happen in an interstellar war... Nowadays, it's all three-dimensional combat. There are enemies among us, and there are enemies among us. How can there be a chance to line up and then the two armies clash? But battleship battles
It's possible...but that one is really boring, just looking at the radar screen and naming each other, it's no different from queuing up to be shot."
"The enemy's blood is not red. I'm so disappointed... so disappointed... I don't feel anything at all..." Dodori's eyes were a little dim.
"Uh... well... let's find some other fun, what's so good about bloody hunting?"
"But people just have this interest..."
"Ah...I think you need to be brainwashed..."
"Mecha! I want a mecha! The goddess told me that sister Aini would customize one for me. Where is my mecha!" Loli Hut jumped out and looked at me with bright eyes.
"What's so good about that kind of thing? The target is so big, it's just a living target, and it can't run fast, so it's not practical at all!"
“Cool!”
"It's cool but useful! Practical weapons are the way to go! If you want a mecha, you might as well want the tank designed by Sister Aini!"
"No! I want to drive a mecha to fight the dragon!"
"This is even more unacceptable! No unauthorized entry is allowed!"
"I don't care! I just want it!"
"Okay, boy, this kid is just like this. It doesn't make sense for her to be in a strange state. I have already started to design, and I will fulfill my promise." Sister Aini said through the communication in her head.
"Oh, okay, then you can design a mecha without legs."
"Huh? Why?"
"Because the legs are just decoration."
"Why is it just a decoration?"
"Aren't these crappy things like mechas just flying around in the sky doing acrobatics in the end? They need hairy legs to use them?"
"Boy, I designed a real-type mecha, not a fancy super-type one."
"Ha~"
"Amy, how is the battle situation on Reach?"
When Pattyuliya and I, who had just returned, were talking about something in the mood, Lingmei's communication suddenly appeared on the bridge. She used ordinary communication methods.
"The battle situation~According to my level of playing the game... I just level up technology and attack the troops and then push them in waves... Now I have run out of soldiers, that's it."
"There are so many planets, but you haven't conquered any of them?"
"Please! A general who only knows how to retreat and command a group of soldiers with 5% skill proficiency, you actually expect me to win the battle?"
"I gave you a million-strong army, and our equipment is better than the other party's."
"It's useless! Don't you see it? This group of soldiers who have been 'fully trained' by the goddess can't even protect themselves, and you still expect them to fight? If you don't see it, they will fall to death in the landing cabin, including the ship.
Those who fell together with others, those who faced the enemy Xia Ji's eight-shot group and killed their teammates, those who abandoned their helmets and armor and ran to surrender... The casualty rate is 90%, my dear! Only those with a military background can barely survive.
!I feel numb when I see them giving away people’s heads, okay!”
"Well done Amy, I will send you more available cannon fodder. This super large group therapy event will definitely be a complete success." Ling Mei in the picture gave me a thumbs up.
Well, at this moment, I felt no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to push Lingmei down to the ground and slap her hard.
"Oh, bang bang bang, after this battle, let's go back to our hometown and get married." Ling Mei suddenly said.
"What do you think this means? We are all immortal, is there any use in raising a flag?"
"The flag I put up is a marriage flag, not a death flag."
"It's too early to get married!" I was furious.
"Oh, then I'll keep waiting. By the way, Amy, how does it feel to be the commander-in-chief?"
Hearing Ling Mei's question, I straightened up and looked around: in front of the console surrounding the bridge, hundreds of lower-level goddesses were processing combat information, and the holographic screens were full of real-time images of battles everywhere. And outside the panoramic bulkhead,
Countless space battleships, large and small, have just returned or are preparing to set off, and the thruster tail flames of different colors shine like stars.
"If you don't take into account my pig-like command ability...this feeling...is really exciting!"
"Well, Amy, as long as you like it." Ling Mei smiled slightly.
"But seriously, can you please stop letting us take command? What's the point of losing and losing all the time?"
"Then just find a way to win~"
"How can you win if you don't cheat! All the games I've passed rely on cheating! Don't you know I'm both handicapped and mentally retarded!"
"Then you don't treat this war as a game, but as a mission. Your mission is to let the soldiers die as tragically as possible for everyone to see, no matter how miserable it is."
"Ling Mei, are you really not afraid of my mental abnormality?"
"Don't be afraid. With me here, this is impossible. The more dead people you see, the stronger your will will be."