"Where's Ellie? Where is Ellie now? Is she with Stardew?"
"The picture of Ai Li is being transmitted." Ai-chan's voice sounded, projecting Ai Li's current situation in front of me.
"The enemy's artillery fire is like stars falling~ Our teammates are like pigs~ There is no dawn of victory~ We are all going to die~"
"La, la~ la, la la la~ la la la la~ la la, la la~"
In the picture, Ellie and Stardew are flying a very cool fighter plane over the battlefield, and below are the enemy and ourselves in a fierce battle. Well, it is said to be a fierce battle, but it is actually a unilateral attack with the advantage of numbers and equipment.
They were just being chased and beaten by the enemy. And under this situation, the two of them were still singing such an "inspiring" song. The melody of this song is indeed magnificent, but the lyrics are full of negative energy. From the soldiers
Judging from the appearance of abandoning the armor, this DEBUFF addition is indeed very effective.
"It seems like your sisters are having a lot of fun~" Pattyuliya said with a smile.
"Yeah~ Only these two heartless guys can be happy in this situation."
"Ah la la~ Then don't we have no conscience? Come on, Amy, this is just a game~ Haven't we all died once? Are we still okay now? Don't you think they are smiling happily?
?"
"I am indeed very happy, but this happiness is based on the pain of others~"
"There are two kinds of happiness~ One is to gain something, and the other is to watch others suffer misfortune~ So comedians are all great~ This way of obtaining happiness is simple and convenient, there is nothing to question~ If you can't pass
If you gain happiness this way, then won’t most of the comedy works in the world have to come to an end? Amy, you really think too much~"
"I just think...this is not good..."
"That's not it~ There are some things that are useless to reason with. They can only be solved by taking action~ Although the goddess's approach is a bit strange, but the result will be good, right?"
"That's right...it seems that my Mary's syndrome has recurred. I used to hate these people, but now I can't bear to see them die like this."
"Amy is indeed very gentle~ But gentleness alone is not enough~ You also need to use the right method to protect this tenderness~ You should learn from us~"
"Ah? What should I learn from you?"
"Amy, do you want to know what happened to us in the past?" Hermione put down the bottle of wine she didn't know where it came from and patted my shoulder.
"What happened before? When you were in the orphanage?"
"Well, at the beginning, our orphanage was very poor, and the kind-hearted director relied on his own savings..."
"Wait a minute! Why did you start talking before I said I wanted to listen?"
"Don't interrupt! Be quiet and listen!" Hermione glared at me.
"yes……"
"The dean relied on the savings he made as an adventurer when he was young to take in us who are all war orphans. However, there are too many children there and the dean is old, so he can only barely provide food and clothing for everyone."
"Aren't we the little bullies of the orphanage? We felt very guilty when we saw the dean working so hard. Then Hermione and I discussed it and decided to help the dean and everyone solve their difficulties," said Pattyulia.
Then he gently hugged Hermione from behind.
"A few of us... are quite talented, so we went to the dean and asked her to teach us to become adventurers. The dean was very happy when she heard that, so she shared her experience and taught us how to become adventurers.
We went to used bookstores to find skill books, and looked for old friends to collect equipment. Although we were only teenagers at the time, with the idea of letting everyone live a good life, we continued to train exhaustingly every day.
And actual combat, improve one's abilities..."
"Wait a minute? What the hell is actual combat? Weren't you still a kid at that time?"
"Oh, the actual combat is to go to the streets to fight with gangsters. The reputation of our orphanage spread at that time. At that time, the children in our orphanage were always bullied by those scum. Many children were scared all year round.
Go out! So we promised them that everyone can go out and play in peace. Then at night, a few of us quietly ran out, specifically going to places where there were gangsters, and actively looking for trouble for each other."
Hermione looked at the ceiling, seeming to recall her experience.
"Because we have good qualifications and work hard, the gangsters are no match for us. Soon, the area near us became an area with good security. The dean also knew about our behavior, but she
They didn’t blame us, they just told us to pay attention to our own safety. The surrounding residents were also very happy, so they also started sending food and clothing to the orphanage. The children’s lives improved, and we felt that our hard work was not in vain.
." Patchulia continued.
"Later, maybe we were too arrogant, and we provoked a real bandit group. They kidnapped many children, and even injured the dean. Then they sent a message asking us to carry our heads to ransom people. Over there we
The guards... are far worse than the police in your world, and they don’t care about this kind of thing at all.”
"Who are we! How could we succumb to a few robbers? With the reputation we accumulated, we asked the equipment store owner to borrow the best equipment at the time, and then went to kill the robbers' lair. Those robbers were
There are many, but I’m not afraid! I’ll knock anyone away with one punch, and I’ll knock anyone away with one punch. Those scum can bully ordinary people, but they can’t face us.”
"Well~Hermilie's fighting skills are very good. A group of people are surrounding her and they can't get close to her, but my magic is not bad either~I will be responsible for setting fire to the house and everything else. And Hutt,
She took advantage of the chaos and blew up the robber's treasure house, and then used a simple machine she made to transport it out. We arranged for a few brave children to help outside and carry all the loot back~"
"Amy, don't forget that Amzi doesn't talk much at ordinary times, but she was so fierce during that battle! She held two scimitars and slashed from the gate to the bandit leader, killing anyone who dared to get close to her.
Broken arms and legs! She looked like that at that time, wow~ her face, body, and hair were all covered in blood, and she was still smiling. Even I was a little scared when I looked at it!" Hermione pointed at Em who was standing aside.
He said.
"Oh, Hermione, don't say that to me! I have a reason for that! Dodori told me that if I felt uncomfortable with the bloody scenes, just smile and pretend that I was cutting meat for cooking. I just followed her instructions.
It’s just a way to relieve stress!” The swordsman girl waved her hands in embarrassment.
"Dodori, what did you do then?" I asked the pseudo-yandere girl with some curiosity.
"Ah? I just... add some auxiliary magic to them to treat their injuries and so on..."
"Dodori! It's not a good boy to lie to others! Punishment!" Amz suddenly grabbed Dodori's peak.
"Hey~! Stop it~ let go!" Dodori screamed.
"You tell Amy the truth and I'll let you go!"
"Okay! Okay! I said it, I said it! Let go!"
"You speak first!"
"I...I turned on the blood-devouring attack mode!"
"Holy shit! What is this awesome mode that sounds awesome? Do you still have this kind of skill?" I was surprised.
"Don't I... like bloody and curious things... At that time, there were limbs, internal organs and so on everywhere... so I was very excited... so I used the holy light to condense two claws and rushed forward to chop people...
…”
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! This guy is very ruthless! I usually cut off arms and legs when I cut people, but this guy just cut on the stomach and neck! But after that time, she didn't dissect small animals for a long time.
It must be that the perverted desire has been satisfied repeatedly, hahaha~"
"I'm... not a pervert! If you say that to me again... I'll cry for you~" Dodori, with tears in her eyes, looked at the laughing Amez aggrievedly. It was impossible to tell that she was actually a pervert.
Bloodthirsty guy.
"What happened next?" I asked.
"Then? The robber leader was stepped on by my boot and his balls exploded. The robber gang was destroyed. The children were rescued safely. The orphanage had the money to renovate the facilities and take in more children. We went to jail. A perfect ending!" Hermione was proud of it!
Said proudly.
"Wait! Jail?"
"Yes! That was the first time we killed someone! Although we killed robbers, we killed too many people! We were not adventurers at that time and did not have the legal status to do such a thing, so it was very difficult for us to be arrested.
Is it normal?”
"You... I don't know whether you are doing good things or bad things... I always feel that you are the robbers who kill people and steal wealth..."
"Nonsense! If they didn't kidnap the children and hurt the dean, how could we come to the door? Their hideout is far away from the city. How can we run so far if we eat too much? Again, we are from the orphanage.
We are the only ones who can bully children. If outsiders dare to bully us, we should reason with them first. If we can’t reason with them, we will kill them. It’s that simple!”
"You... can still be reasonable~"
"Hehehe~ Look at what you said, we don't look like reasonable people~ It's just that we never pass the reasoning, so we can only rely on violence~" Pachulia laughed.
"Okay... If you are so violent, then the other children in the orphanage will also have a hard time, right? Why did you bully them?"
"For example, let them knock me down as a target, and they won't be allowed to eat snacks until I'm knocked down!" Hermione said.
"Hahaha, or if you can't memorize 300 commonly used spells, you won't be allowed to go out to play." Pachulia said.
"If you can't swing the sword ten times per second, you're not allowed to eat fruit!" Amz raised his hand.
"If you can't remember the structure of human bones...you have to...get naked and let me check your body..." Dodori blushed with embarrassment.
"Add stun guns and flamethrowers to their teddy bears, tell them to point the toys at enemies and pull off their tails if they encounter danger outside, and demonstrate to them the correct usage," Hurt said coldly.
"..."
"Huh? Amy, don't you have any thoughts?" Pachulia tilted her head towards me.
"You are really a bunch of... gracious bandits..."