"Amy, the troops on Planet 301 have suffered 80% losses. Do you want to withdraw?"
"Call me General."
"General, you're a bastard! You're a scumbag who has been defeated repeatedly! Hurry up and give the order!"
"Retreat, retreat, then hang out with the remaining defeated generals nearby, and then throw them directly to Planet 312 and send them away."
"Amy-chan~The goddess of Planet 711 is impatient. She asked for the glass to be burned."
"Approved, let her burn better!"
"Sister Amy, the goddess of galaxy 404 wants to carry out a dimensionality reduction strike. Do you agree?"
"You agree! This is a low-level interstellar war, okay? It's ridiculous to engage in such a fantasy attack! Why doesn't she just delete the galaxy? Reject!"
"Sister Amy, she looked so cute with tears in her eyes. I hope you can agree."
"I agree! We have to show this battle to other aliens! What if we make such a big move and attract advanced civilization? Although we are not afraid, it is very troublesome! Reimei and Sister Aini will be killed.
Mine! Dismissed Dismissed!"
"Amy, Amy, the 81st Assault Fleet has been replenished, where should they go?"
"You can just close your eyes and pick a random planet to send to! It's all sent to you anyway, it's the same everywhere!"
"Amy! The troops of Planet 114 have completed their assigned mission and they request to evacuate!"
"What the hell? Someone can actually complete the mission we set? Now we are in trouble! Let's go pick them up, and then let the transport ship run to the place where the battleships are fighting, so that we can finish it all at once, perfect!"
"Amy, the team from Planet 141 successfully completed the mission with 0 casualties. Should we continue fighting or return to rest?"
"Those people on Planet 141 are serious soldiers, right? Let them return to rest. Only by maintaining their best condition can they better accumulate combat experience."
"Fleet 501 was ambushed by the enemy. Should we fight or retreat?"
"Fight to fight, what's the point of retreating? Remember to make the transport ship explode more beautifully and make more corpses fly out. It will be as gorgeous as possible!"
"Amy, why do I think you are getting darker and darker during this period?" The goddess sister who was responsible for taking care of me placed the grapefruit tea next to me and asked worriedly.
"What's wrong with me... Am I just doing what you asked me to do? It needs to be tragic, it needs to show the cruelty of war, it needs to be a big scene, it needs to be hot, what can I do, I am also desperate! I am now~
I'm used to it now, so hurry up and finish this bad war! Oh, I really hope the effect is as good as you said. When I think of having to go to the aliens to apologize... oh my! I'm going crazy.
Lost!"
"Amy, how about we stop here? I find that your condition is getting worse and worse~ It is good to help humans figure out the situation, but we cannot destroy you like this~ Ling Mei and the others are a bit too much,
This isn't the way to exercise you, right? Then, you go and have some rest, and I'll take charge of it for you." Sister Goddess touched my hair and said distressedly.
"Thank you, sister, but I can still persevere. Isn't my job just to make people die all the time? What's so difficult about it? If I can't even do this kind of thing, what qualifications do I have to be a goddess~
Lingmei is right, I really need to exercise. I want to be a holy lady who can really save others, instead of a holy lady bitch who can't do anything and can only make silly comparisons. Don't worry, sister, I won't lose.
Mentally, I will definitely work hard to become a god in the new world... Oops, it hurts!"
"You, you have said all the lines of such a villain, and you still say that you are not crazy! Go! Give me a rest! Do you, a loser, even think about it and fly to Aotian? Uh, no, if you become Aotian, we will
I have to brainwash you... Anyway, go and have a rest!"
"Yes..." I covered my head that was hurt by the knock and staggered out of the command seat.
"Oh~ Sister Amy, thank you for your hard work~ You haven't slept for three days in a row~"
"Yes, yes, there are so many people who need to die once, we can't even give them all~"
When other goddesses greeted me on the road, I could only respond half-heartedly.
This war has been going on for more than a month. We have attacked almost all the mining and industrial planets of the other side, but we still only lost more than two million people. To be honest, their garrison troops are too few, but this is also
It makes sense. They are all civilizations capable of interstellar warfare. The main force is of course the space fleet, and the army is just an auxiliary arm.
But the problem is that compared to land battles, battleship battles make it difficult for people to have an intuitive understanding of the cruelty of war. Everyone starts shooting at each other from a long distance away, and they can't even see each other's shadow. It's like in the movie.
The scene of warships shooting in the face simply does not exist. In order to create an ornamental scene, I usually let the fleet jump directly in front of the opponent, and also bring many thin-skinned and large troop carriers. Ours
The battleships are all designed by Sister Aini after careful research, and they must be consistent with the opponent's technological level, so that battle damage can be caused and explosion scenes can be seen.
However, the number of our warships scared the opponent from the beginning, so the opponent's main forces were all huddled within the habitable galaxy. Not only that, they also roped in other civilizations to assist in defense. In the face of the threat of our unknown civilization,
Next, other civilizations naturally understand the end of the world, so they also lend a helping hand. But if they know that we will never attack habitable planets, it will be very interesting, right?
Why are there so many idiots on earth who want to fight? I can’t even give them all away! The number of casualties is far different from that of human beings’ own wars! Sure enough, humans are the best at killing people... maybe it’s because of fighting
Time is not long enough? But this shit can’t be delayed any longer~ How can people happily send spaceships to Mars to open up new homes until the war is over~ Otherwise, there is really a law to attack and the group will be wiped out in one go...
But this kind of plot doesn’t look right at first glance, right?
"Amy, what do you want to eat?"
At the ordering window of the restaurant, a goddess in an apron greeted enthusiastically. These goddesses all have the same problem. They can conjure things just by thinking about it, but they insist on cooking with their own hands, so on this battleship
There will be such a restaurant and a group of goddesses responsible for cooking.
"Soup and rice."
"Soup and rice? Amy, don't you hate this kind of thing that burns your mouth as soon as you eat it? And you still can't eat enough?"
"I'm not afraid of being burned now ~ and this is easy to digest. I'm going to bed after eating it."
"Digestion? We don't have digestive organs? What we eat disappears directly?"
"Oh, is the psychological effect okay? My dear sister, don't worry about this!"
"Okay, okay, do you want clear soup or mutton soup? Do you want meat bones?"
"Clear soup, just a little bit of meat residue will be enough... Oh, and use tomato sauce, and put less potatoes. During this time, I have been watching scenes of flesh and blood every day, and I have no appetite at all..."
"Okay, wait a minute." The goddess smiled, and then ran to cook.
"Sister Amy, don't you want to eat at the buffet?" The two goddesses walked past me carrying dinner plates and waved to me.
"Ah~ I don't want to eat, I have no appetite." I nodded weakly.
"That's really hard on you~"
"Don't work hard and serve the people~"
There were a lot of people in the restaurant, and the goddesses gathered together in twos and threes, talking and laughing. Their job was very simple, that is, flying a spaceship to destroy enemies or their own people, and sometimes letting themselves get blown up and setting off fireworks or something. As for why
They are all gathered on my flagship~ We know that the battleships built by Sister Aini are all single-piloted, so the goddesses will choose to come to my side to join in the fun when they are not on missions. Anyway, my ship is really
It's big enough, so it won't be a problem to have tens of thousands of goddesses in it, and everyone can get together and have a fuss, which is quite nice.
Wait, everyone gets together?
"Have you come up with another weird idea? Amy, you have become more and more evil recently? Your rice is ready. Although you are not afraid of burning your mouth, I still adjusted the temperature for you." The goddess in the apron put the soup bowl.
Put it on my dinner plate.
"I thought of a good way to kill people quickly and shock people's hearts!"
"Oh? What can I do?"
"like this!"
I picked up the bowl and poured it into my mouth.
"Holy shit, Amy, this is a soup and rice flag, not a lentil noodle flag! Be careful of choking!"
"It's okay! My sister's craftsmanship is great, thank you very much!"
I put down the bowl and ran outside excitedly, and then I heard the goddess in the apron mumbling.
"I'm afraid this kid is too stressed and has become stupid, right?"
My good sisters, do you really want me to become stupid?