"Huh? Why are you here again? Didn't I tell you to rest?"
When Sister Goddess saw me running over, she stood up and prepared to drive me away.
"Sister! I've come up with a way to quickly consume troops, and it's also very entertaining!"
"Oh? What method?"
"It's just a battleship battle! Sure enough, space battles still require battleship battles!"
"What's so exciting about a battleship battle? Isn't it just you bombing me and I bombing you? You can't feel the cruelty of war at all."
"That's because the way we fight is wrong! Let me ask you, if ordinary people can operate our flagship, how many people will it take?"
"If you include logistics, it would be at least 200,000... Do you mean to let soldiers drive the ship?"
"Yes! Then focus the camera on the interior of the ship! People are trapped in iron coffins with nowhere to escape. The despair and madness will be vividly displayed. This is much more impactful than sending people to death randomly on the planet! Compared with a
Transport ships that can explode when hit, and warships that can struggle in the flames of war can best demonstrate cruelty!"
"Your boy is really getting darker and darker... we didn't expect it." Sister Goddess patted my head gently.
"So these battleships can be modified, right? This time we just stuff everyone in, then attack the key defense areas of the aliens, and have a decisive battle to send them all away. Isn't it great?"
"There is no need to modify these ships. We use unscientific methods to control these ships. It's the infantry, how do you let them sail the ship?"
"One week of emergency training, and then we will sail the ship over for them, and then we can watch the show! Maybe we can even force out a few geniuses who can combine man and ship?"
"What about the integration of man and ship? Have you watched too many cartoons?" Sister Goddess rolled her eyes.
"Oh, that's not the point! There's more! Get a batch of metal ingots, grain, and other raw materials, the more the better! Then make a special promotional video to tell people how many cars can be made from these materials, and how many grains can be made?
How many people can we feed?"
"Ah, what do you mean?"
"Don't humans always like to say that wars cost money? I want them to know that wars cost money, never an invented concept, but real precious resources and lives."
"Ah~ Is that okay, kid? By the way, you don't think of yourself as a human being anymore?"
"The way I am now, I can't be considered a human being~" I tried to hold on and looked cute.
"Okay, just do as you say. Really, have the side effects of Lingmei and the others shown up? Those guys always do things out of their minds!" said the goddess sister, holding her forehead.
"No~ I'm still the same Amy, but I've learned that giving is in order to get more. Doesn't our goddess often say, if you don't remember dying, then you haven't died."
"But you have to remember! How can there be any educational effect if you don't remember?"
"Then...as long as you are alive, you have never died! Death once and everything else are all hallucinations!"
"...Your kid is really getting darker and darker. I think you need treatment."
"No, no, no, I have no problem at all, believe me!" I gave a thumbs up.
"Okay, I'll take care of the rest. You can go and have a rest." Sister Goddess patted me on the shoulder.
"Sister~ I want to..." I posted it deliberately.
"Yes, but you have to wait until I get married to Lingmei. Don't think about it now! And you are so good at not learning, just learn these improper things! Get out of here!" Sister Goddess turned my body around forcefully, and then kicked me with her boot.
On to my butt.
"Hehehe~ Isn't saucy one of the important attributes of a goddess? I want to become a qualified goddess, so..."
"Get out of here quickly!"
"Oh, I'm going away! Don't take out the RPG!"
…
One week later, the final decisive battle began as scheduled. Millions of soldiers who were trying to catch the ducks drove thousands of large and small warships towards the little green men’s home planet. The aliens were scared crazy. They didn’t know why we suddenly
Making what they considered a desperate decision. Since we have always had the advantage in battleship battles, the aliens gathered most of the battleships to block our progress.
After the battle started, the aliens were surprised to find that the combat effectiveness of our warships had dropped sharply. If the previous combat effectiveness was one thousand, then the current combat effectiveness may not even reach five. The large warships that were once able to kill the opponent's squadron with a single ship,
Now they have all become moving targets scurrying around. Under the absolute advantage, our fleet was quickly wiped out. Oh, the annihilation of the whole army may not be accurate, because there is a small amount of actual combat learning mixed into the fleet.
Regular soldiers who were withdrawn from the battlefield after accumulating combat experience will become the pioneers of the human space force in the future.
The goddesses completed the task perfectly. After editing and editing, the scene of the rookies giving each other turned into a tragic epic. In the eyes of the earth's audience, these unlucky guys are all martyrs who fought to the death. It is said that the relatives of the soldiers because
Hundreds of thousands of people fainted in grief, and tens of thousands of people died directly.
People who had become brain-dead because of peace for too long finally realized the cruelty of war again, so they once again started useless anti-war demonstrations. During these activities, we arrested many bastards who took the opportunity to retaliate against society.
, and then threw it directly onto the battlefield to send a wave.
"If you want peace, then I will give you peace! From now on, when the war is over, your relatives will return to you, intact."
Lingmei said this on TV, and then sent the resurrected soldiers home one by one. Seeing their relatives return, people cried with joy, dropped banners and rushed into the supermarket kitchen. We took the opportunity to promote a wave of
The harm of war showed their good intentions, and they also made some small tricks in terms of cognition. People were deeply convinced of the dangers of war, and decided to use this incident as a transformation of human collective consciousness, and established a new festival.
——Civilization Festival.
Why isn't it a Peace Day or a New Year's Day? Because what we emphasize is the essence of civilization development, explaining the principle that the law of the jungle only exists among the weak. Ling Mei and the others have really put in a lot of effort this time, not only
I found a lot of information about the destruction of powerful predatory civilizations to show people, and even actually found a world-class representative of the civilization that cultivated immortals to come out and speak out.
Well, the reason why that civilization is said to be a civilization that cultivates immortality is because they are really cultivating immortality. All their scientific and technological theories are similar to things like immortal magic and Taoism, and they rely on these things to travel between the worlds.
He is a powerful pacifist who is keen on mediating conflicts between civilizations. To put it bluntly, he is bored and nosy because he has no worries about food and clothing. This kind of noble behavior like a saint may be rare among humans, but it is
It is the principle of conduct of their entire civilization.
The invited representatives gave personal explanations, from the ancient barbaric era of fighting each other to the era of cultivating immortals when everyone ascended. They talked about how to become truly powerful, the meaning of power, and other messy things. In short, they were better than Reimei and the others.
Shit. We broadcast the representative's speech live around the world, but no audience could watch it completely, because this representative competed for seven days and seven nights! He is a member of a super civilized society and can go without eating, drinking or sleeping, but the audience is just ordinary people.
!So, we made a super streamlined version of this speech, which lasted seven hours and sold for nine yuan and nine alliance coins online, which won a lot of praise.
By the way, this civilization is the civilization of Xinglu's father, and her father is also here, but that guy was so frightened that he peed after seeing Sister Aini. Well, I don't know anyone who doesn't need to eat, drink, and defecate.
How does a super civilized creature urinate? But he just peed. This is probably a law-level scare.
It was the same representative who gave the speech. He took Xinglu and I’s hands and expressed his apologies for having such a scum like Xinglu’s father in civilization. Three hours later, Xinglu and I were really
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I used physical means to forcefully terminate the apology. As a result, after the guy woke up, he wanted to drag us to express his apology...
As for Stardew's father, he is still on vacation, so he came to see the world where his daughter lives now. Although Stardew is just a plaything of his, after all, after being together for so many years, I can see that Stardew is interested in
He actually still has some feelings. After this period of love and growth, Xinglu has looked down on the past. I have to say that she is really a strong and kind girl. If it were me, I think she might hate her creator.
For a lifetime. Lingmei asked him to take Xinglu to live a normal father-daughter life for a few days. Although Xinglu looked ordinary on the surface, I knew she was happy. As for that guy, after being repaired by Sister Aini and their kind, he is now
It has become normal. He said that he would definitely compensate Xinglu properly, and we confirmed that he really thought so.
"Amy, are you ready to clean up the mess?" Ling Mei asked me in the ultra-luxurious bridge of the Border Patrol's butt-shaped spacecraft.
"Ah~ ready, let's show off."
Looking at the menacing alien fleet on the image, I said with a smile.