When the three of us appeared on the bridge of the flagship of the little green men, the guy who looked like the supreme commander drew his gun and shot at us. Fortunately, their weapon was an invisible energy beam, and our shape
It was not affected by this.
"Can't you just say your lines first and then shoot like a villain? What does it mean to shoot first and then talk!"
After Sister Aini controlled everyone, I angrily rushed over and slapped each other on the head.
"Boy, they are not villains to begin with. Rather, we who suddenly broke into their flagship are the villains, right?"
"Hey, sister, are you turning your elbows outward?"
"Ah? You can turn anywhere~ We don't have joint structures." Sister Aini said while bending her arms into a weird shape like a model gone wrong.
"Oh, let me go~ Sister, stop being curious! Get down to business!" I looked horrified.
"Oh~ The language explanation is too troublesome, you can just digest it."
Sister Aini snapped her fingers, and something like a halo spread from her hand, sweeping over the heads of every little green man and gray man. The aliens were stunned for a while, and soon showed expressions of disbelief.
"Can you...really be resurrected? And this war is just for making movies? How is this possible?" Although his body could not move, the alien commander still looked at us in shock (the system prompted his expression as
Shocked), her already huge eyes were now as big as oranges.
"Don't believe it! You have deceived mankind for so long, this punishment is nothing, right? We will send people to resurrect your soldiers in a few days, and there will be no one missing! By the way, not many of you died in the first place, right?
It’s us who keep sending and sending!” Sister Aini said with an unhappy expression.
"But...but we have invested a lot of resources in this war...the normal order of life has also been seriously affected..."
"Can't we repair the damaged factory for you? Aren't you planning to take advantage of the situation and start a counter-attack? We won't pursue these trivial matters, so we hope you will stop messing around and go home and be quiet little kids.
Green Man. Oh, and your interstellar organization leaves a place for human beings. We are all neighbors, and we can see each other without looking up. How nice it is to be harmonious? In a few hundred years, human technology will be able to catch up.
You guys, don’t not welcome us when the time comes! But it doesn’t matter if you don’t welcome us, because we will definitely still be there by then, and you have to welcome us. So, while there is still time, adjust the philosophy of your organization, and don’t wait until the time comes.
Being picked and beaten by humans~ It was a normal act of war at that time, and we didn’t care about the resurrection!"
"What kind of civilization are you...? Why do you want to help humans?" the commander asked solemnly.
"Sure enough, you don't believe that we are gods. The more advanced a civilization is, the harder it is to fool us...Forget it, anyway, you mortals invented the concept of gods. We just think it's close, so we call ourselves that. Civilization is good~ Sooner or later it will happen
One day we will also develop our own civilization..." Sister Aini looked at the sky and fell into a state of reverie.
"Sister! Stop thinking about the future and get down to business!" I reminded her quickly.
"Oh! The reason why we help humans is very simple, because the civilization on earth is my sister's hometown, which is equivalent to our hometown. Is there anything strange about helping the folks in my hometown improve their lives?"
"I...still can't understand..." the commander looked complicated.
"If you don't understand normality, we are not existences that can be explained by common sense. In short, you should turn around and go home. We will definitely take care of the resurrection of the soldiers and the repair of the facilities for you. Well, if you are so excited that you can't stop,
You can fight with your allies~ After all, the less powerful you are, the easier it is to reach an agreement, right? We don’t understand political matters and are too lazy to learn. Our principle of doing things is to fight until the other party agrees, so the relationship between you civilizations
You can solve it yourself, and just leave a place for humans."
"Is this... a threat?"
"No, no, no, threats are so boring! Hey, you are stupid! Are we so strong that we scare you?"
"Yes, we thought you were just showing up, but now we know what kind of existence you really are." The commander nodded.
"Isn't that it! We are good to humans, right? What about becoming allies with humans? You can also share the benefits, right? Don't care about the imaginary stuff of ideologies. People's lives are healthy and happy.
It’s real, right? There are only advantages and no disadvantages to hanging out with us, do you believe it?”
"Sister, are we recruiting people into the underworld?" I wiped away cold sweat.
"What mafia! This is the standard civilized surrender method that I and the gods next door learned! It's a process that has been summarized for hundreds of millions of years. How can you become a mafia and pull people?" Sister Aini took a picture of me.
a slap.
"Okay...I've given up on God..."
"Love it! How are you? Do you believe it? Do you want to hang out with us?" Sister Aini raised her chin towards the commander.
"This... I need to go back and report it to the parliament, and discuss it with other civilized leaders..."
"Okay, okay! Mortals like to do this! You are going to mess with us anyway, why bother with so much trouble! Anyway, you can send the fleet back first. Can you do this?"
"I think we have to do this." The commander's face turned pale, and the little green men almost turned into little gray men.
"Oh, don't act like you're being raped! We'll send someone over tomorrow to deal with the aftermath, okay?"
"Thank you for your kindness." The commander muttered again.
"Ah? Are you praising us? Thank you~ Oh, by the way, we still have a few prisoners captured on the moon. We will send them back to you together when the time comes. As for the moon, it belongs to us~ Besides, the original
It's something from the earth, who asked you to modify it privately! That's it, let's go back first."
"To you, we are as small as insects, right?" the commander suddenly asked.
"Holy shit, don't mention bugs! Don't compare yourself to bugs! You are very weak but you are definitely not bugs! Bugs are too scary! Don't say such scary things!"
Sister Aini went crazy in an instant, and the commander was so frightened that he thought he was going to give an explanation today. I rushed over and gave Sister Aini a kick to make her switch to calm mode.
"Oh boy, you actually remember this~" Sister Aini rubbed her butt and looked at me awkwardly.
"Remember~ Although it is a very strange setting, it is very important~ I don't want you to destroy the world when you have a seizure, so I always remember it."
"Good boy, you have a good memory, not bad..." Sister Aini smiled stiffly.
"Okay, let's go back when the matter is resolved. Amy hasn't been home for a long time." Ling Mei clapped her hands and said.
"Oh! That's it~ You go back and live a good life, don't go to the solar system to find trouble, remember? Oh, and if other civilizations come to find trouble with you, you can come to us. As long as you behave
Be obedient and we will protect you, remember?"
"I will convey it to the leaders." The commander nodded, and the system reminded him that his current expression was similar to that of someone who had eaten shit.
"Okay, you go get busy, we're going back."
Sister Aini released her control on them with a snap of her fingers, and then disappeared into the light with me and Ling Mei.
"She is my wings"
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