"Aha! How about it! Your sister and I are able to negotiate with alien civilizations with ease. We chatted and laughed while walking back home, showing how resourceful and resourceful we are!"
"Sister...you are so embarrassed...don't talk about conspiracy, this is not even a conspiracy! There is no conspiracy at all! Aren't we just knocking people to the ground and beating them and then asking them if they are afraid?"
"Amy, you don't understand. This is the wisdom of the gods. It is simple and effective. No mortal plan can compare with it." Sister Aini suddenly said seriously.
"Wisdom is nothing! Sister Hongyue, do you admit that this is wisdom! Isn't this just crushing with absolute power!" I looked at Sister Hongyue angrily, trying to get her support.
"Uh-huh? I'm just naturally stupid, why do you think I don't understand anything?" Sister Hongyue suddenly flashed her big eyes, looking like she was mentally retarded.
"How can any idiot say that he is a idiot by nature?"
"Uh-huh? Isn't that the case?" Sister Hongyue tilted her head and pointed at herself.
"Hello, Tianrandai, goodbye, Tianrandai!"
"Idiot! We are nature, so setting ourselves to be cute does not mean we are naturally stupid!" Yisi pointed at me and opened his mouth.
"What a natural idiot that you set yourself! The identity is natural and it's really useful!"
"Okay, okay~ Let's go eat quickly~ Today's meal is very special. It was brought back by the lower-level goddess from next door~" Sister Aiti came from the kitchen and greeted everyone.
"Next door? What next door?" I didn't understand.
"The ones next door are scattered~ The gods over there made them by themselves~" Sister Aiti said with a smile.
"Ah? The god over there also cooks his own food? What's wrong with this?" The corner of my mouth twitched~
"Well~ don't worry about the details~ When we first awakened, we learned a lot of experience in being gods from our neighbors~ They are our enlightenment teachers~"
"I know, I know. I just learned to do it alone..." I waved my hand feebly.
"Hehehe~ That's just part of it~"
"Hey? Where are those people who were eating and drinking? Where are the dead sisters and Lolita?" I looked around and found that Patchouliya and Aili were not there.
"Your friend went to the moon to join in the fun. Aren't we going to repair the moon? Then the two sisters went to a concert. The two of them are very popular now~ They are much more popular than our dream star~ Obviously before Ai Li
They are still our members...but we haven't performed much, so it's normal for us not to be popular. Those two kids work very hard." Sister Aini said as she walked.
"sister."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing, I just wanted to scream." I made a face.
"Tch~ You are starting to get bored too."
"Amy, why didn't you call me?" Ling Mei tugged on my clothes.
"Because... I want this~" I hugged Ling Mei's waist directly.
"Pfft~!"
Ling Mei's face turned red instantly, and exaggerated water vapor spurted out from the top of her head.
"Fuck you, don't be so exaggerated!" I was startled.
There is a large plate on the dining table, covered with a gorgeous lid decorated with various gems. You can't tell what it is. Thinking that this is something made by the god next door, it shouldn't be too different, right?
"Dang, Dang, Dang, crotch~!"
Sister Aiti smiled and opened the lid. The pungent smell of chives made me sneeze at that moment.
On the plate, there was a pile of shiny golden leek boxes.
I was not calm at that time.
"Eh? Amy, you're not in a good condition~ What's wrong?" Sister Aiti tilted her head.
"I...hate this thing..." I looked quite ugly.
"Why?" Sister Aiti tilted her head to the other side again.
"Sister Aiti, you know my mother likes to eat this thing... But she always puts stinky shrimp skin in it. You know I think that thing is as smelly as urine cocoons... And this is not the point, the point is my mother
This thing is made on a dry kang without oil, and the edge is as hard as wood, and it burns easily... My gums have been punctured... What's even more frightening is that my mother makes these things very big,
When I bite into it, all the hot stuffing inside falls out... My mouth burns every time I eat it... So this thing is my most hated pasta, bar none..."
"Ah~ that's it~ I'm sorry, Amy, I didn't know you had a psychological shadow on this thing, I thought you would be happy..." Sister Aiti lowered her head as she spoke.
"No, no! I'm very happy, Sister Aiti! Look! These are fried, and the size is right! Besides, they were brought all the way from next door, how rare they are! Of course I'm happy! Thank you, sister!"
"Hehehe~ Amy is such a good child~ I received your kindness~ I'd better make something else for you~" Sister Aiti teleported to me and held me in her arms, stroking me gently.
my head.
"Ah... then I'm sorry to trouble you..."
"Hehehe~ This is what a good child deserves~" Sister Aiti kissed me on the forehead and walked to the kitchen.
"Hmm~ Gu Nui Gu Nui~~~ Boy, isn't this thing as bad as you said? I think it's okay~ Uh~~" Sister Aini picked up a leek box and threw it into her mouth, three or two
I finished eating immediately and then gave me a chive burp.
"Ouch, it stinks! Sister, why are you hiccupping?" I fanned myself desperately.
"Ah? Isn't that right? I thought that burping after eating leeks was a human custom? Don't people often burp with leeks and fart with leeks on the bus? There are also radish farts, egg farts, garlic farts and so on?" Sister Aini had a look on her face.
Confused.
"Sister...those are all immoral and immoral behaviors, okay? Why do you think they are human customs?" I felt pain in my face.
"Ah? Because this kind of thing happens very frequently~ So I thought it was a custom... Okay, now I know... I'm just telling you, why do humans have such disgusting customs?" Sister Aini scratched
Scratched his head.
"Amy~ Come~ I made pot stickers for you~"
Sister Aiti walked in, with a plate of box-like food suspended next to her.
"Uh...Sister Aiti, you did it on purpose..." My lips twitched.
"Yeah~ Hehehe~ It's fun to tease Amy~ Come on, ah~~~"
"Sister Aiti? What are you doing!" I was shocked.
"Of course I'm feeding Amy~"
"Sister, this is not good! Lingmei..."
"I have no objection." Ling Mei interrupted me immediately.
"Come on, open your mouth." Sister Aiti narrowed her eyes and came to me.
"Ah...ah~~~" Out of fear of this sister, I could only open my mouth.
"Yeah~ What a good boy~"
"Oh ho ho~ How about it, little Amy~ Aiti tastes good, doesn't it?" Sister Clara teased from the side.
"Well...of course...it's as good as Sister Clara's..."
"Oh, you are such a kid~" Sister Clara immediately blushed with embarrassment.
"This stuff is still leeks... Oh my god, it's so spicy! Sister Aiti, what are you doing! Why is it so spicy!"
"Hahaha~ Of course I put chili pepper in it~ Amy took advantage of others, so of course there will be some punishment~" Sister Aiti showed a harmless smile.
"No...that was your initiative, right? Oh my god, why is it so spicy! What kind of spicy food was put in this!" My mouth was burning and I was miserable.
"Amy-chan~ drink this!" Sakura threw a bottle of drink at me.
"Ah, thank you!" I caught the drink bottle, opened the cap and took a sip.
"Huh? Why does this taste so good? Is this a new product? Let's take a look... Goddess's... Poof~~~~!!! Ugh~~~!"
As soon as I saw the name of the drink, I immediately felt a strong nausea, holding my chest and retching.
"Hey~~~Does Amy-chan hate Sakura-chan so much? Is Sakura-chan so disgusting?" Sakura immediately turned into a tearful expression.
"Amy! Don't make Sakura sad!" Sister Sai said sternly.
"No... ugh... didn't I ask you to stop producing this thing? Why are you still there! ugh..."
"Because...because they still have some in stock!" Sakura still looked pitiful.
"Sakura... I beg you, please destroy all the inventory as soon as possible... This thing is really disgusting... I'm not saying you are disgusting... You are very cute, I think it's okay to drink your saliva...
…But this thing…this thing is really disgusting…please don’t do this kind of thing in the future, okay?”
"Amy! There's nothing disgusting about Sakura!"
"Yes, yes...so I said, it's not Sakura that's disgusting, it's the concept of this thing itself...otherwise...you drink all the stock...don't give it to others to drink, really..."
"Ugh~ Now that Amy-chan has said this... then I won't do this kind of thing in the future..."
"Thank you so much Sakura, let's stop thinking about ourselves and get more normal snacks~"
"Sai Yi~ Then I'll give you all these stocks..." Sakura took out dozens of bottles from her chest and placed them on the table. How many aunts did this guy let him have...
"Well! Leave it to me! As long as I'm here, I won't let that bastard Amy bully you!" Knight Ji hammered her elastic peaks hard, looking very reliable. Then she instantly showed her wretchedness
With an expression on his face, he quickly stuffed the drinks into his chest.
"Isn't there a normal person in our family...?"
"Yes, I am." Lingmei pointed at herself.
I looked at her desperately and then lowered my head again.
It is said that the APP which is not the latest version cannot search for unreviewed new books, which is disappointing.
But is anyone really going to search?
Guess what, the channel actually reported that there was a chapter involving pornography.