"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious ~ everyone has a share!"
I kissed my own figurine, gave it to an expectant fan and shook hands, then took out another one from my chest and repeated the above action. These figurines were given to me by Sister Aiti before I left, saying that these sincere efforts should be rewarded.
The lovely children we paid for.
After asking the Pope, I found out that the church of our goddess has now become a commercial institution jointly operated by mortals and goddesses. All expenses of the church come from selling surrounding areas and organizing activities. Compared with previous human religions, our goddess
It can be said that religion is not a concept at all. In fact, it is just a support club with a religious name. However, this support club is officially organized. In theory, they can be regarded as our operation team.
For us, fans and believers are basically the same concept, and their feelings for us are not awe or worship, but pure love. To be honest, a group of gods who can open a LIVE and blow kisses to their believers cannot be judged by anyone.
Think of it as a superior being.
But one thing that makes me feel very guilty is that my church is actually very poor. Because I have never taken the initiative to release new songs or hold concerts, the church’s income can only be from selling handmade postcards and so on. And these
The prices of things are now very affordable, and you can buy a beautiful plastic figure for just a few dozen yuan. The church relies entirely on the cost advantage of divine creation to barely maintain its operation. You know, the pope and the others all work full-time. Although
There is no charge for eating and other things in the City of Dreams, but after excluding the expenses of organizing promotional activities around the world, there is no money left at all. They can be said to work purely for love. And I, an unsatisfactory idol, don’t sing.
There is no dancing either, and even though they promote it very hard, few new believers join.
In comparison, Stardew's Church is extremely rich. Although the original Stardew Church was disbanded by herself, the fan club reunited the lovers under her instruction.
It is said that all their activities on earth include providing food and accommodation for their fans, and their generosity is comparable to that of goddesses. However, the things our goddesses entertain fans are all conjured up, and they buy them with real money.
It is said that there is also a cult of gods, which is a group composed of guys who like all goddesses. However, this group is much smaller than the respective churches of the goddesses, and the organizational form is spontaneous rather than officially authorized. But we
We still support them and give them the management of the first floor hall of the Grand Temple. Remember those two doors that are only for employees to lead to their homes? Now they have really turned into employee areas. Anyway, we don’t have them at all.
Used.
After the Stardew incident, a consensus was reached between the divine sect and the divine sect. This consensus is also very simple: 1. Everyone is a good comrade, and everyone loves the goddess. 2. You can flatter your favorite goddess at will, but you cannot
Belittle other goddesses. 3. Always remember that the meaning of the goddess is love and peace, and any behavior that causes war will be kicked out of the religion.
Under the influence of this consensus, believers of various goddess religions live in harmony. I am afraid that in a few decades, people will find it incomprehensible when they see in history books that humans have been killed to death because of religious issues.
Bar.
Also, according to the latest national census (a veritable survey of everyone in the world), 65.5% believe we are gods, 31.3% believe we are aliens, and the rest are not
Definitely. Among the people, the number of people who believe in a certain goddess, join a church or have the intention to believe has risen to 73%, while the number of people who believe in traditional religions has plummeted to 7%. Obviously, it is worse than the invisible, intangible and serious
God, we are more attractive if we are beautiful and can invite people to dinner.
The figure distribution event lasted for more than four hours, and many believers came in a hurry from all over the world after receiving the notice. When I thought that I had just planned to come and take a look, my guilt became even stronger.
"You like me so much, what's so good about me? Apart from being good-looking and coquettish, what else is there? Aren't other goddesses the same?"
While eating with the believers, I asked the Pope beside me. This guy can be said to have really worked hard to promote me. I thought it was appropriate to give him some benefits. So I hugged him and gave him some gifts.
A figure that I have kissed. I know this kind of benefit is a bit bad, but this is the limit of what I can do. I can't be allowed to kiss a strange man, right?
As a result, even the tranquility technique I took couldn't suppress him. This guy was so excited that he almost went crazy. I had no choice but to use unscientific divine power to force him to calm down, that is, to set him to a calm state.
By the way, I also spit into the soup basin that everyone was drinking under the eager eyes of the believers, euphemistically calling it the blessing of the goddess. Well, I know this sounds disgusting, but now people on the earth have already
Are you used to drinking goddess saliva? It’s okay for us to engage in such a perverted ritual. But I want to make it clear that this is not what I want to do, but what the believers beg me to do. The pervert is that they are not me!
"That's not the case! Dear Amy, you have your own unique charm! We are attracted by your charm!" the church said angrily.
"What is so attractive about me?"
"You are very courageous! I will always remember the first time you appeared in front of the world. You were so handsome! You don't say much, but every word is very important! From that time on, I decided to believe in you for the rest of my life.
Yes! Later you showed your kind and lively side, which really surprised me! I thought you were a very arrogant existence, but I didn’t expect you to be so close to the people! You are so perfect, just like..."
"What is that?" Why did this guy suddenly get stuck?
"It's...it's...the goddess in my heart..." The Pope lowered his head deeply, his face as red as pig liver.
"..."
Well, as expected, these guys all have such feelings for me. Also, no matter who you are, you will have fantasies about a goddess who can shake hands with you face to face, right? No wonder traditional religions want to make gods mysterious and scare people. If it is done
If she has the image of a cute girl, then she can't be serious at all, right?
"I have received your feelings, thank you. But ~ My presence must not affect your happiness ~ Everyone has their own world, and that is what you should do to find happiness in your own world
Oh~" I touched the Pope's head and said gently to the believers.
"We know...you are Master Reimei's..."
"So don't be too tired and work hard for yourself~"
"We have received your words and we will work hard!" The Pope raised his head and looked at me seriously.
"Come on, wish everyone happiness!" I stood up and picked up the goblet of Goddess Coke.
"I wish my dear Amy eternal happiness!" the believers shouted in unison excitedly.
"By the way, does our divine religion have something like a doctrinal oracle?" I asked the Pope.
"Of course not! You never said these things, we can't just make them up!"
"That's right... Actually, you can come and ask me~"
"Ah, what do you want to tell us?" The Pope looked at me longingly.
"Uh... let me think about it~"
When he asked me this, I really couldn't tell for a while. Isn't it possible to write a thick book about religious things? This made me think how could I even think of it?
"Let's do this. Let's not engage in such nonsense. If you have any questions, just come and ask me. Here is my mobile phone number. Please note it down." As I said that, I took out my mobile phone from my chest.
"Ah! Yes!" The Pope was flattered and quickly took out his mobile phone.
Ah, this guy uses Sonny's Akers, which costs 6,000 yuan, but I, a goddess, use red noodles that cost 1,000 yuan! How embarrassing!
"Well, this is my mobile phone number, and this is my WeChat ID. Please add it."
I don’t know when my avatar has been replaced by my two-dimensional image, but I can confidently say now that my avatar is me, huh!
"Um...can you give us a creed or something like that? Even a sentence?" the pope asked weakly.
"Um...yes."
I looked at every believer here.
"Always strive to live for the happiness of yourself and others."