"Today, mankind's first colonial spaceship is about to be launched, mortals, be grateful to me!" Lingmei said on the stage to the people around the world watching the live broadcast.
"Oh~~~! Long live Zero Beauty!!!"
"What a long live! Don't curse Remi-chan to die early! It should be said that Remi-chan is immortal!"
"Zero Mesago!"
"Goddess Segao!"
"Beautiful girls are the best!"
"I protest! This is an alien conspiracy! Don't be deceived!"
"Where did this idiot get in here from? Everyone beat him up!"
"Hit him, beat him!"
"That's right! Beat him! Anyone who dares to stop us from running towards the stars and the sea will be beaten to death!"
"Ah! Stop fighting! Help! Ah!!!"
"Stop it, stop it! The goddess is here!"
There was a small commotion in the crowd in the audience, but this did not affect the launch ceremony. Today is the press conference of the colonial spaceship "Small Step". I know that the spacecraft is not a mobile phone, and it is strange to use the word "release".
But Reimei and the others didn't know what they were thinking, and insisted on calling them that. I couldn't fight against them, so I just gave up.
In the great salt flats of the United States...the former United States, mankind's first fusion propeller is used as power. A behemoth that can truly be called a spaceship is quietly parked on the launch platform. The basic part of this spacecraft is made by humans.
It is built by itself, and the core original components adopt mature technology provided by the goddess. Although the overall design blueprint of the spacecraft comes from other civilizations, for humans who only have disposable iron cans on the aerospace technology tree, this is indeed the most suitable way to start.
"Starting from scratch is difficult and inefficient. It is much easier to have a copycat with a blueprint! Don't look down on copycats, they are the secret to rapid rise!"
This is what Sister Aini said. As the goddess of life, she is responsible for the entire design and construction process of this spaceship. Although I complained about her as a goddess of life who is passionate about machinery, in the end she said, "Machines are also alive.
, you don’t understand at all at your level." I shouted back.
This spacecraft is 350 meters long and can carry 5,500 passengers and a crew of 20. The spacecraft is highly automated and can fly to Mars by automatic navigation. The crew is actually an elite astronaut selected to receive practical training. As for the passengers,
They are the exiles who are popular in science fiction works, that is, those criminals and terrorists. Although the goddess has changed the basic ecology of Mars to be suitable for human survival, it is still a barren red planet. This group of exiles will
They engage in basic pioneering work in a difficult environment, pave the way for those who come after them, and live and work on Mars all their lives. All passengers are in the sleep cabin, which can not only save resources, but also prevent these mentally unstable guys from destroying the spacecraft.
Explosion. Due to the use of fusion power, this flight to Mars does not require circling between planets, nor does it need to wait for the shortest window period. The voyage time is expected to be 91 days.
The white streamlined spaceship is a standard human style. It looks a bit like a large space shuttle without wings, and it is parked upright on the ground. Sister Aini said that this is a product designed by humans in a parallel world. Goddess
The technology level of the fusion engine provided is relatively low, so the spacecraft still needs to use a large thruster concentrated at the tail to take off and sail. This is why it still stands on the ground like a rocket.
Amid flowers and applause, the 20 astronauts rode toward the spacecraft in a special open-top bus. They were heroic and high-spirited. These are the elites among the elites, and each of them is the best who has stood out from the layers of selection.
This selection is a real audition. Anyone who has no serious faults can sign up for the selection. Sister Aini said that this kind of opportunity should belong to everyone. If you have the ability to pass the selection, then go for it. If you don’t have the ability, don’t complain.
A total of 23 million people signed up for this selection, but the final ones were still leaders from all walks of life. What experts are among the people is just a joke. The country has invested massive resources to cultivate professional talents.
How can it be possible that amateur players can match it? That is just the wishful thinking of mediocre people.
After the astronauts boarded the ship, the 5,500 pioneers, who were burdened with sins and responsibilities, also appeared in front of everyone on a giant double-decker bus. The wave of cheers suddenly subsided, and people just looked at them quietly with complicated eyes.
Watch them go.
The expressions of the passengers in the car varied, ranging from extremely calm to crying, but more people showed a kind of indifference, or they were lucky to be alive.
These first batch of pioneers are all serious criminals who have committed the most heinous crimes among human beings. Each of them has more than one life in their hands. They will work on Mars for the rest of their lives until the end of their lives. Sister Aini and the others all think of death.
It is a very light and irresponsible punishment, and paying with life is even more nonsense. Let the criminals live and do what they dislike most, helping others, until they die. This is the best punishment for them.
The atmosphere at the scene was very dull. The bus moved forward silently, while the surrounding onlookers just watched them move forward in silence. There was no praise or applause, let alone cheers and applause. Even the bouquets were hung down and held in their hands.
"The scene was very embarrassing." I muttered.
"It's okay, we have support!" Sister Aini said confidently.
When the first bus was about to reach the end, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted something loudly. Although the sound was not loud enough to spread throughout the whole place, it was enough for the people around to hear it clearly.
"You are sinners, but we will record your contribution! Our future generations will thank you!"
This simple sentence is like a pebble thrown into water, small but has a huge impact. People finally broke the silence and began to express their sincerity.
"Live well, bastard! Everyone needs you!"
"You are pioneers, we will write this title before the criminals!"
"You destroyed other people's homes and now you're building new ones. That's fair!"
"Be safe, don't die without doing anything!"
The crowd was boiling, throwing all kinds of curses and complaints mixed with blessings at the exiles. These sinful guys all showed expressions of surprise, and even the most indifferent guys could not remain calm. In this special farewell speech
, the pioneers carrying their sins boarded the spaceship, preparing to enter hibernation and head to the new world.
"Sometimes, following the trend is not necessarily a bad thing." Sister Aini said from the side.
"Mortal feelings are so complicated, contradictory and interesting." Reimei continued.
"No, in terms of the complexity of emotions, how can a mortal compare to a goddess? You guys are so nervous all day long..."
"Our emotions are all simulated and there is no emotion in itself." Reimei said with a cold voice with a smile.
"Okay, okay~ I'll take what you said to be true. Do you believe this?" I felt pain in my face.
"I need to cast a vote first...the results are out, 0.00000000000001% of people believed it."
"Aren't you the only one who believes it? Wait, how many goddesses are there now?"
"Ten trillion."
"How good are you at dividing things? Damn it!"
"It's not a split, it's a clone."
"Is there any difference?"
"The difference is huge, the division is so disgusting~ The clone is so elegant~"
"Forget it, whatever you say makes sense...but is it really okay to send these guys up there? Will there be a traitor from Mars in the future~ drive a landing module with amazing strength to hit the earth with a comet or something?
?”
"Should we also play an impassioned divine song? You brat, are you too imaginative? What could happen if our goddess is watching?" Sister Aini glared at me.
"It seems so~ With you guys who are out of the norm, who can cause trouble~"
"Stop talking nonsense, Amy, the camera is facing us, be serious." Ling Mei reminded from the side.
"I'm quite serious~ I'm not talking in my head, my face is still a poker face~"
"Who asked you to use your poker face! Today is a happy day, smile for me, you brat!"
"Damn it, sister! Reimei makes me serious!"
"Isn't the solemnity of a festive occasion just smiling? We are not at a funeral!"
"Holy shit, are there different types of seriousness? God is serious when he smiles!"
"Do you accept what I have stipulated now?"
"I'm done with it! Sister, don't glare at me!"
Although there were a large number of people, it didn't take long for the fully automatic transport vehicle to send all the members into the dormant cabin. After the dormant program was completed, the spacecraft was ready to fly to Mars.
In front of the podium where we are, a huge holographic screen is floating there, showing the image of the spacecraft cockpit. Although separated by radio waves and thick helmets, I can still feel the excitement of the twenty aerospace elites
and expectations.
"Little step number, this is Ling Mei, how do you feel?" Ling Mei said with a smile, her smile was really sweet~
"This is Xiaobu. All equipment is normal and everyone feels good. The spacecraft is on standby and ready to take off at any time!"
The captain of the spaceship suppressed his excitement and reported. I noticed that his saluting hand was shaking a little. But by the way, this captain and I still belong to the same country, and I have seen him on the news before.
"Permission to take off, our goddess is with you." Lingmei nodded and gave the other party a thumbs up.
"Promise to complete the mission!" The captain also gave a thumbs up with a firm expression.
"The spacecraft is about to be launched. All staff please enter the bunker...and conduct a final equipment inspection...After the inspection is completed, the equipment is all normal and the launch countdown process has begun...Please ask the God of the Gods to announce the start of the countdown."
The sweet female voice resounded at the launch site, and I immediately recognized that it was the low-level goddess who always played tricks, the one who guards the prison. Doesn’t this guy sound very energetic today?
"The countdown begins!" Lingmei waved her hand and announced with great momentum.
"The launch countdown begins... 3.1415926, 3.1415927, 3.1415928..."
"Nono! Do you want to die!" Sister Aini yelled angrily. It turns out that this guy's name is Nono~ What a strange name.
"Ah ah ah! I was wrong, big sister! 9! 8! 7..."
Damn it, this guy did it on purpose, right? Why not start from 10!
The lecture table in front of him was retracted to the ground, and rising up was a red button covered by a glass cover. The button was as big as a washbasin and was mounted on a slightly tilted low pedestal. These goddesses, just make a big button.
, it’s still placed so low, do you want Lingmei to squat down and press it?
"1!0!"
Nonano shouted at the end of the countdown with all her strength, and Reimei also took action. She took a small step forward, and then vigorously stamped her pure white gold-edged stiletto high-heeled knight-style thigh boots toward the button. The glass
Of course, the hood was crushed by her boot, and then the button... was also crushed by her. Her entire foot was now embedded in the button, and sparks and black smoke kept coming out of the breach.
Oh, it turns out she didn’t intend to press it with her hands in the first place~
"You brat, do you need to describe it in such detail?" Sister Aini looked at me with strange eyes.
"Well, I don't know why, I just want to describe Lingmei's boots." I smiled awkwardly.
"Aini, did I step too hard?" Lingmei looked at the silent audience and looked at Sister Aini expressionlessly.
"This thing is made of ordinary materials, what the hell are you doing~" Sister Aini covered her face in pain.
"Sorry, I haven't trampled on things for a long time, and I couldn't help it..."
"Forget it...you'd better pull out your feet first..." Sister Aini shook her head, walked to the button, knelt down on one knee, and then pulled out a pair of pliers from under her skirt.
"Oh." Ling Mei nodded, elegantly pulled out her slender legs with long boots, and stretched her instep, as if to check whether the boots were stained.
Sister Aini buried her head and kept throwing the broken parts aside. Isn't this thing just a button? Where do so many parts come from? What the hell is that, a cylinder? What is that? Laval tube
?Is this a fucking button? Sister, what the hell did you build?
"Right away...it's done!"
Sister Aini pulled out two arm-thick wires from the hole and connected them together with a knot. Then she took out a micro switch that was probably used on a mouse, connected it to the hole with a mobile phone cord, and then confidently
Fully handed over to Ling Mei.
I don't know how to complain about her behavior, I just want to run away and hide it. Billions of people in the world are watching us, they are performing such a shameless farce!
"Aini, how can I step on someone so young?" Lingmei frowned.
"Can't you press it with your hands!" I finally couldn't help shouting.
"Of course not. One small step for me is one giant leap for mankind. This symbolic meaning must be there."
"That's right! You brat knows nothing!" Sister Aini also yelled.
"I... As long as you are happy..." I lowered my head feebly.
"Come on, Lingmei, I'll help you put it away... Okay, step on it gently this time~"
"I know, I will pay attention. Nono, start the countdown again."
"10!9!8..."
Ah~ This guy finally started counting from 10~
"1!0!"
"emission!"
Reimei said loudly, and at the same time, she flattened her left boot while standing on tiptoes. Her thin high heel accurately hit the micro switch on the ground, and then, as expected, shattered it.
Well, the way Reimei steps on things is really sexy. Yes, it’s good to think about this kind of thing. Can you eat the spaceship or something?
"Boom~~~~!!!"
The spacecraft's thrusters ejected dazzling firelight, and the huge sound seemed to shake the entire launch site. This white giant, carrying the hopes and dreams of mankind, slowly left the ground and rushed into the sky at an increasingly faster speed.
.
"Ah, it actually launched." I opened my mouth wide.
"Nonsense! The signal is transmitted at the speed of light! Even if Lingmei steps on the switch, the moment it is turned on is enough to transmit the launch command." Sister Aini explained from the side.
"Amy, actually we did this on purpose. Achieving great things requires going through twists and turns, and the success or failure of things depends on the details. This is what we want to convey." Ling Mei walked up to me and said.
"Really?" I didn't believe it.
"Of course it's a lie. What we're best at is hitting and pointing." Lingmei smiled.
"That's what I said..."
"That's right Amy."
"What?"
"Do you want to be stepped on by me~" Lingmei closed one eye playfully.
"Of course I want to... Oh, let's talk about this kind of thing after we get married! Don't talk about this in this kind of situation!" I scolded with a blushing face.
"I want to step on her too! I'm really shaking my S! How can I step on Amy without me!" Sister Aini yelled from the side.
"Come on, sister, why can't I tell you are shaking?"
"Boom!"
"I trust you don't hit me on the head in public!"
"I beat you every day, isn't that enough?"
"Uh, if you say that, is it true?"
"Amy, look." Lingmei patted my shoulder gently.
"What are you looking at...ah? That's it!"
Seven beams of different colors shot out from the horizon and combined into a rainbow in the sky. This rainbow quickly caught up with the climbing colonial spacecraft, and then spiraled around the spacecraft, looking like a colorful rainbow on the outside of the spacecraft.
The same drill bit.
"Human drill bits...ah! Dreams can break through the sky!" Sister Aini shouted excitedly.
"What the hell is this?" I was confused.
"Flying goddesses, they will escort the spacecraft to Mars safely. This is an extremely important event in human history. There is no room for any accidents. We will personally ensure that this flight is a complete success." Lingmei said leisurely.
"Ah...oh...very good..." I was a little touched, but I didn't know what to say.
"Amy, are you happy?" Ling Mei asked softly.
"I'm happy, of course I'm happy~ Can you not be happy? Humans can finally leave the stone ball and explore the stars and the sea, of course I'm happy!" I don't know why, I feel like crying.
"As long as you are happy, happy birthday Amy." Lingmei opened her arms and hugged me.
"Huh? Birthday?" I was stunned.
"Yes, brat, today is your birthday!" Sister Aini also hugged me from behind.
"It's been so long since I've celebrated my birthday, have you forgotten it?" Knight Ji, who had been in the background, walked over, with a rare smile on her face that was even more paralyzed than Reime.
"Happy birthday Amy-chan! This is your birthday gift!" Sakura said cheerfully.
"Amy~Happy birthday~" Sister Aiti tilted her head with a smile.
"Oh ho ho~~~ Little Amy, just be grateful to us, ho ho ho~" Sister Clara covered her mouth with a fan and said with a smile.
"Although I am an idiot, I still have to have a happy birthday!" Iss scolded with a smile.
"Uh-huh~ Little Amy must be happy today, otherwise people will punish you on behalf of the Moon Battle Star~" Sister Hongyue also came over with a smile.
"I... of course I'm happy... ugh... thank you... thank you for everything you have done for me..."
I cried, crying very happily. It is difficult for me to describe how I feel now, but I know that I must be the happiest person in the world, at least the happiest person on earth. Although there is no cake or delicious food on this birthday,
The gift they gave me is something precious that cannot be compared with anything else. This gift not only belongs to me, but also to the entire human civilization.
"Who said there are no cakes and delicacies~ I made you a three-story giant cake~ Amy must eat enough for the celebration party later~" Sister Aiti raised her finger and said to the side.
"That's right! Sakura-chan also made a lot of special snacks! People all over the world have a portion!"
"Everyone, Amy is the Statue of Liberty, so how about we designate today as the day of freedom?" Lingmei looked at the audience.
"Agree! Absolutely agree!"
"Long live Amy-chan!!! Long live Remi-chan!!!"
"How many times have I told you! Don't curse them to die early!"
"Run towards the stars and the sea, towards freedom! Goddess Saigao!!!"
The cheers from the audience were overwhelming, and I had no choice but to block out most of the sounds to prevent myself from being knocked unconscious. There was no way, my brain was still in the realm of a mortal, and it was impossible to process so much information.
"Then as usual, see you in the banquet hall, everyone has a share!" Ling Mei waved to the audience, put her arms around me and turned around to walk backstage.
"Oh~~~!!!"
Cheers came again, and people's joy spread around the world, definitely faster than a spaceship. In this way, my birthday has become one of the most important festivals of human civilization.
PS: This book has not been updated. What you see is an illusion! An illusion!