After everyone stuffed their stomachs, they recalled the trivial matters of the past. Sister Xiaosha and the others did not cause trouble again, but just stood by and smiled to protect everyone. This was not a simple description, but they were indeed protecting. They fought together throughout the process.

Got rid of seven mosquitoes and two flies.

After that, Xiao Wu said goodbye to us and disappeared with her gay friends. We also sent our second-generation official classmates home. Sister Xiaosha asked if we wanted to go for a drive. I thought about it and thought it would be better to go home directly. Sister Xiaosha

He seemed a little disappointed, but he still respected my opinion.

When I got home, a group of gods were sitting in the hall watching TV, watching commercials to be precise. Reimei waved her hand to me, gesturing for us to join their team.

"You guys are boring enough. Is the advertisement good-looking?"

"This is not an ordinary advertisement, these are new products we are promoting on earth." Lingmei explained expressionlessly as usual.

"Huh? New product? Is it something unreliable?" I suddenly felt a little bit sick in my balls, but I was also a little curious.

"You'll know by looking at it yourself." Reimei replied calmly.

Below is the content of the advertisement.

A chicken is running rapidly in the forest, surrounded by bullets and the shouts of hunters. The tone and atmosphere of the entire picture are blockbuster-level. The only problem is that the protagonist of the escape is a chicken. Ahead

There was a bright light, and the chicken sprinted hard and jumped out of the forest, but suddenly he braked and froze in place. It turned out that there was no road in front of him, only an abyss. The chicken was desperate, and slowly turned around to look at the hunters surrounding him, waiting for the end of his life.

end.

Suddenly, the sound of a helicopter came from behind, and a plane suddenly appeared from under the cliff. Standing at the open doorway was a girl wearing sunglasses holding a rotating machine gun. The girl smiled slightly, and a gleam of light flashed through her white teeth.

The machine gun instantly rained down bullets on the hunters. The hunters were naturally knocked upside down by the beating, but the flying flesh and blood were replaced by flower petals, and 360-degree slow motion was used, so the whole picture was very harmonious and artistic. A moment later

, except for the chicken, there were no moving creatures at the scene. The girl seemed very satisfied with her masterpiece, took out a chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth to chew, and smiled and extended her other hand to the chicken. Holy

The BGM sounded just right, and the girl and the environmental organization logo on the body shone in the sun.

The BGM stopped abruptly, "pop", the chicken flapped its wings on the girl's hand, pointed at the chicken drumstick in the girl's mouth and shouted: "You hypocritical bastards! You think that by saving one of me, you can erase the countless murders of me."

The sins of our compatriots!"

The girl threw away the bone stick in her hand, waved her fingers at the chicken and said, "No, you are wrong! What I eat is not the carcass of an animal, but the latest synthetic meat on the market!"

"Synthetic meat?" The chicken looked confused.

The scene instantly changed and turned into the inside of a high-tech factory. The girl was walking with chickens and explaining. "That's right, synthetic meat! The latest technology from the City of Dreams! Any organic matter such as straw, sawdust, leaves, and even household garbage

Waste is transformed into non-toxic, harmless and purely natural food raw materials through top-secret technology. Chicken, beef, pork, mutton, etc., as long as you can think of it, we can synthesize it. Consumers do not need to worry about synthetic meat products.

Quality, our synthetic meats are available from the highest quality to the most common quality, it all depends on your needs.”

"Wow, it's so great, but will it be expensive?" Chicken asked in cooperation.

"Not only is it not expensive, it is also super cheap! Our goal is to allow people all over the world to eat meat as much as they want! Let me tell you, from now on, there will no longer be the concept of famine in the world!"

"Synthetic meat in the city of dreams, the founder of human history. From today on, join me in being a meat-loving animal protector!" The girl and the chicken held various synthetic meat samples in their hands to show and say to the audience.

The above lines.

"Well, this chicken is so delicious!" Chicken added, taking a bite of the chicken leg in his hand.

"Synthetic vegetables, fruits and synthetic grains are also on the market at the same time. Come and try them!" The girl's voice sounded again in conjunction with the samples popping up on the screen.

Advertising is over.

"Amy, how do you feel? We plan to broadcast this advertisement on major TV stations every night during prime time. Considering that it will be broadcast globally, we have also prepared different language versions." Lingmei asked me for my thoughts.

In fact, I don’t have any feelings at all right now, or I have too many thoughts and they are blocked. It was a blockbuster at the beginning, right? But later on, the style of the painting suddenly changed into a garbage TV shopping feeling. Although the overall shot

The special effects and everything are top-notch, but this mode is really low, okay? Are you sure it's okay to tell the audience that these foods are made of garbage? And that inexplicable advertising slogan always feels like it undermines the hard work of environmental protection.

People? What does the scene of chicken eating chicken mean at the end? It makes people feel disgusting! The most important thing is, how much does it cost to put such a long advertisement in prime time! And don't let others put the advertisement!

"We are not short of money. Besides, other advertisements are all deceptive, so don't let them go. Our advertisements are genuine and will never deceive consumers. We are not blackmailing anyone. We are just trying to influence the current way of life of human beings.

, protecting the environment can only be regarded as a dream. Seeing your response is so great, I feel relieved that this advertisement will be a big success." Lingmei said lightly while sipping the Fanta in the coffee cup.

This advertisement is indeed impressive in terms of making people impressed, but will it really be effective? Are you sure that it won't make people stay away from this product? Well, it seems that in today's society, even a bad reputation doesn't matter, as long as you are famous, you will

Popular? Maybe it will actually be successful?

"If you make good products in a down-to-earth manner, you will naturally win the reputation of users. Any company that does not make products or market them all day long is a rubbish company." Ling Mei said, looking at the president of the company.

"What kind of company are we?"

"Yes, the Lawuandis Pan-World Unlimited Liability United Community was just established today."

"This looks like the name of a big villain group no matter how you look at it!"

"Do I look like a villain?" Reimei said, staring at me expressionlessly.

"...It doesn't look like that."

"That's enough." Lingmei fed a piece of Corporal Chicken Nuggets into my mouth with a fork.

"Actually, Lingmei asked me to shoot this advertisement, but I felt too ashamed so I gave it to a lower-level goddess, haha~~" Sister Xiaosha scratched her head in embarrassment.

"Sister, you are so wise."

"Haha, that's for sure! By the way, that chicken was voiced by your gay friend."

“…………, what a ‘chicken friend’!”

"Okay, next commercial." Lingmei clapped her hands.

"What? Are there still such ghosts?" My expression was horrified.

"The next one was taken by the sister you picked up." Lingmei pointed to Xinglu sitting in Yisi's arms.

"Sister! I have never seen a sister who doesn't care about her at all! She doesn't look like a sister! Ever since Xinglu came, Hongyue and I have been taking care of her, okay! From education to seeing the world, it's all the two of us who take her there.

Yeah, what did that brat do! I just..."

"Iss, kiss." Xinglu raised her head and looked at the lazy sister who was talking nonsense in our heads.

"Oh oh oh Xinglu is so cute, kiss her!" Yisi immediately stopped talking and pinched Xinglu's twin tails and kissed her on the forehead.

"Let's start watching the commercials quickly." I gave Ling Mei an unnatural smile.

"Oh? Are you so interested all of a sudden?"
Chapter completed!