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Desperate Little Playhouse 12

Ah~~~~~~~

"It's here! It's finally here again! Because I couldn't write an article or didn't have time to write an article, I did an interview to make up for the word count!"

Don't say it so nakedly, okay Aini, this is called a side story, do you understand the side story?

"I don't understand, can you explain?"

It's just...it's...an extra plot, something other than the main text. It can have nothing to do with the main text, and may even have a different setting.

"Oh, does our book have a main text? We talk about cross talk every day, and the settings are changed at the drop of a hat. How can it look like a main text?"

Wouldn’t that be better! This way our article can be regarded as the main text!

"Where's your face?"

Lost together with the ideal.

"..."

Why this expression?

"What kind of expression do I have? Can you see my expression?"

Isn’t this nonsense... I have your image in my mind...

"Oh, really, what's my expression now?"

An expression that looks like... looking at garbage...

"Well, it seems you can indeed see it."

Stop looking at me like this... I will awaken my strange attributes!

"Where did I see you? Can I see you through the dimensional wall?"

You should be able to see it...probably?

"Well, of course I can see it. Are you such a pervert?"

Don't say that! I only have feelings for you because you are a beautiful girl. An ordinary person would definitely be angry!

"Okay, okay, isn't it a pervert?"

Men should be perverted! Men who are not perverted are perverted! This kind of perversion is actually the norm!

"I'll keep on talking nonsense, and I'll start talking nonsense to you more and more!"

You guys are better at talking about it than me, okay? You are just talking about one thing after another...

"I'm not influenced by you!"

Uh...this is also a skill, isn't it?

"Tch~ Yes, at least it's good for teasing that kid...So, why is it updated again?"

money.

"What a...simple and clear answer!"

Right? So in order to avoid harmony, all future welfare content must be cut off~

"grass!"

Oh, don't be angry! I'm just saying that I won't record it, but I don't mean that I won't let you do it. You will do whatever you are supposed to do. I just won't write it down, so I will see inexplicable plot jumps in the future.

, that is, the welfare scene was cut.

"What about the scene in Amy's head?"

Uh... Remi, why did you show up... When it comes to the scenes in your mind, wouldn't it be nice to use a lot of words like "indescribable"?

"..."

Why are you looking at me with this expression?

"Don't you think the readability of this will be very poor? It would be better not to write it."

No way~ If you skip even Amy’s imaginary scenes, this article would be impossible to write~

"Hey! Do you mean to say that our whole story is welfare? We are obviously just telling nonsense stories, okay!"

Aini, please calm down! We are originally a cute and in-depth and connotative cute chicken soup article, there is nothing wrong with it! Welfare and other things are just elements that inevitably appear in normal life~

"Why don't you have welfare in your life?"

Reimei, what you said is so hurtful! Of course in my life!...There are no benefits... There are no beautiful girls here at all, so how can I get benefits! There are all beautiful girls here, how can there be no benefits!

You're stabbing me in the heart, bastard! Don't think I won't be angry because you are the girl of my dreams!

"Calm down, calm down! You're telling me to calm down! That's the way Reimei talks!"

"I'm sorry, I just told the truth, and I didn't mean to hurt you. You are the prototype of Amy, and I have no reason to hurt you."

...What I know is actually...I just...feel uncomfortable...

"Come and touch your head across dimensions."

"Uh, let me touch it too. Does it feel better?"

...Thank you, even though I can’t feel my shit.

"You are so ugly! You have the nerve to talk to us!"

"It's okay Aini, the creator is just telling the truth. I can feel the creator's gratitude."

"Ah? Really? I didn't even feel it!"

"If you believe it, you have it; if you don't believe it, you don't have it."

"Oh... then I believe it too... then touch your head..."

Why do I think you are kidding?

"Because heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs."

That’s not how this sentence is used! That’s not how it’s used! That’s really not how it’s used!

"Yes, Ling Mei, we are not the kind of 'heaven and earth' that does not exist at all, has no feelings and is useless, we are goddesses with our own feelings and preferences~"

"That seems to be the case, then I'll say it again. The world is displeased and treats the creator as a stupid dog."

Hey Hey hey!!!

"What's the matter? I like dogs very much. We will soon legislate to protect animal rights."

"Yes, yes, we are promoting the dehumanization of animals...well, it should be the deanimalization of humans."

What the hell?

"It is to let human beings gradually survive without relying on animals~ Didn't I say this from the beginning? Human beings who claim to be the soul of all things are actually weak chickens who will die without other animals."

Well, we can eat plants.

"It's impossible. Human eating behavior is not only to fill the stomach, but also an irreplaceable form of entertainment. Although there are indeed people who have no requirements for food, but...such people are not normal people in the first place.

.Seriously, as a person from a country with a lot of foodies, can you really endure being a vegetarian for the rest of your life?"

cannot.

"Look! The answer is so straightforward!"

Hey~!

"To be honest, if there were no other animals in the world except humans, I really doubt humans would start eating themselves... After all, the lower limit of humans is basically zero."

Don't talk about us in such a bad light! We still have a conscience!

"Conscience is just like faith. It has some binding force when everyone believes it, but disappears when no one believes it. Do you know why we are so keen on showing our presence in front of mortals? Because we are the highest and most powerful

The binding force, a kind of sword that always hangs high in the sky... Patriarch Bodhidharma... Oh, it's just that sword! Only when we are constantly threatened by humanoid nuclear bombs, mortals with no limits will put away their distracting thoughts and embark on exploration

and development on the road to prosperity.”

"Ani is right, we want everyone to know our existence, and we will personally protect our world."

"That's right, in person! That's why we are so keen on running around! Mortals are very unreliable. You have to do it yourself to feel at ease!"

Ha... If you look down on mortals so much, why do you care what they do?

"Does your mother hurting you mean she doesn't love you? Where is your brain?"

"Ani is right, we have never despised mortals, we are just worried about them. Although I did not create these worlds, since they are under my control, I must be responsible for these children.

I want everyone to be happy, so I will always work hard for this goal."

"Well, this is how we behave. We are goddesses with preferences and feelings."

Should I...should I applaud?

"Need not."

So...cheering?

"No need."

"That's right, we don't need these nonsense! It's none of our business if others think whatever they want!"

By the way, Aini, let me ask you.

"What's the matter?"

When will you legislate to protect the rights and interests of viruses?

"..."

Viruses are also life, right?

"We only protect life with a nervous system or similar functions. There is no such thing as a piece of shit consciousness, and there is no biological machine that can only run according to a program to protect it!"

What if...what if some viruses have intelligence? Swarm consciousness or something?

"Of course it will be destroyed! Such a dangerous thing will kill other lives!"

Hey~ Treat all lives equally~

"What a piece of shit, colleagues! I just finished saying that we have preferences! Our principles of conduct are all because of our own preferences, and have nothing to do with any laws of nature, that's it!"

"Yes, we spread love and peace just because we happen to like that, and it has nothing to do with anything else."

Ah... Then your world over there is really lucky~

"No, any sane will in the world will be the same as ours."

Why is this?

"Because this is a result based on statistics. A world without world will is mostly in chaos, but a world with world will is much better. We have done statistics on this."

To be honest, when it comes to things like the will of the world, aren’t the works usually the villains?

"That's because these works are all thought up by people like you who live in a world without a will to the world! You have a black heart, everything you look at is black, and everything you think is black!"

Look what you said!

"Okay, the word count is up, this chapter is over!"

"Well, goodbye everyone."

Hey hey hey!!! I haven’t finished speaking yet! Come back!


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