"I told you not to rush over like this, why didn't you listen... Don't you know that I have anti-wound armor? I've knocked out several people..."
I held my forehead helplessly and watched the two loli girls get up from the ground in a panic. As soon as they entered the house, these two guys bumped into each other, and then as expected, they were ejected by my battering ram.
Wait, two loli girls? This busty blond twintail loli is Ai Li? Isn’t she a girl? Why did she become a loli?
"Sister-in-law, Ellie and Sister Xinglu are now a super popular idol group who can control each other~ Have you forgotten?" Ellie tilted her head in an extremely cute way, her huge twin ponytails bouncing lively.
"Group name, Sister Lover." Xinglu also tilted her head expressionlessly, her red twintails beating cutely.
Hmm? I always feel that Xinglu’s hair color seems to have become brighter? Maybe it’s to make her look cuter. After all, her reddish-brown hair used to be a bit dull, but now she looks more energetic.
Wait a minute, the name of this group always feels very subtle? How should this be translated? Sister lovers? Or sister lovers? In short, they are bad things like treacherous sisters, right? But these two guys are from two different worlds.
People, sworn sisters who are out of reach can't betray their morality, right? So this name is actually very appropriate? Considering that these two guys like me, so... why don't you be so straightforward!
"Speak loudly if you love me!" Ellie clenched her little fists.
"Love! Express it!" Xinglu also looked determined.
"Okay, okay~ I love you~ Come and let me hug you~ Ellie, if you dare to do something strange, I will throw you out immediately." I opened my arms to my two sisters.
"Oh~ It's okay to rub it a little bit!"
"Okay, but don't open your mouth!"
"Tch~" Ai Li looked aside with disdain.
"Hey! Don't ruin your cute lolita image!"
"It doesn't matter, no one will see it at home anyway!"
"Ellie, my sister is mine." Xing Mian, who had already thrown herself into my arms, stuck out her tongue at Ellie expressionlessly.
"Oh, no, no! Share some with me!" Ai Li immediately became anxious, rushed over and squeezed into my arms.
"Okay, okay! Both of us have a share, stop squeezing! Huh? Xinglu, have you become shorter? It's not a problem with the heels of your boots, right?" Holding my arms around the two guys, I suddenly found that the position of the two of them was different from each other.
Things were different some time ago.
"Well, it's shrunk!" Xinglu looked at me with big watery eyes.
"shrink?"
"It's intentional, sister! Because lolita are supposed to be petite, so in order to take care of the fans' emotions, we shrunk another ten centimeters, and now we are only 1.45 meters tall!"
"Oh~ No wonder I think you two are easier to hug, but you are still taller than a certain famous scribe..."
"Who is that?" X2
"Oh, there is a person on earth who has made a lot of money by copying. He is quite capable. He is much better than me."
"Cough cough cough~~~!!!"
For some reason, Sister Aini, who was watching our sisters getting close with a smile, suddenly started coughing violently.
"Sister, what's wrong with you?" I looked at her in confusion.
"Nothing... I just suddenly thought of someone who is suffering..." Sister Aini looked bitter, and she didn't know who she was thinking of.
"By the way, sister, a headphone manufacturer recently asked us to endorse a product, should we accept it?" Ai Li suddenly asked.
"Headphone factory? Endorsing products? Looking for a goddess? Are these people serious?" I suddenly felt a little incredible.
"Ah~ why are you not serious? This is our own product~ a new product without diaphragm~ If these two children can be the spokesperson, then we can produce a limited edition with their theme, and it comes with
The two of them have headsets and headphone stands, so the price can be doubled several times, hehehe~~~"
Sister Aiti came out from the side like a ghost, holding two earphones, one yellow and one red. Looking at the shape, they should be open-type big ears? Before I could see clearly, Sister Aiti came out with lightning speed.
Quickly, he put the headphones on the heads of the two guys. Not to mention, they were really suitable for these two lolita.
"It turns out it was designed by you, Sister Aiti. How could a normal manufacturer find a goddess to endorse..."
"Ah! What's wrong with our goddess?" Sister Aiti came over with a smile.
"Uh...for example...this headset is particularly good at the performance of certain sounds..." I was suddenly a little scared, but I still expressed my thoughts.
"Ah la la? Amy actually guessed it? That's right~ This headset is very expressive when it comes to female voices, especially loli voices, especially loli gasps~" Sister Aiti still smiled,
There is absolutely no intention of being ashamed.
"That's why we need to ask for your opinion, sister. If we release our limited edition, we have to record the bonus Lily voice. Although I used to show off a lot, but now it's still better for me to record something like this for my fans.
I'm a little embarrassed..." Ai Li looked at Xinglu, who was expressionless, and turned her head to the side with a blush on her face.
"...I just said why are you asking me about this kind of thing? So that's what happened~ Well, Sister Aiti, do you really want them to do this? Doesn't it feel good? They are still children..."
"I'm an adult!" "I'm over two hundred years old."
"Okay, okay, they are still lolita, so it's inappropriate to offer benefits or something like that, right?"
"Ah la~ Is there anything inappropriate~ As an idol, shouldn't you give benefits to your fans? Besides, these are all things used to defraud fat people out of their money, so it's right to be a little sincere~"
"Who did the Fat Fat Man offend whom? Why does everyone want to hurt them..."
"Well~ How can a win-win situation be considered harm~" Sister Aiti waved her hand indifferently.
"Okay, okay... Then Aili, Xinglu, do you two want to do it? If so, I have no objection." I looked at my two sisters.
"Stardew, no objection."
"Hmm... If Sister Xinglu wants to do it, I will accompany her~ I still like lily-themed things... Do you want to come with me, onee-sama..."
"No thank you, you two good sisters can just go and record it." I refused Aili's invitation without hesitation.
"Ah~ I was rejected by my sister..." Ellie was instantly decadent.
"Don't be afraid, you still have me." Xinglu skillfully held Ellie into her arms.
"Well~ Xinglu is also a sister~" Ellie blushed and nodded.
Very good, you can have this! As long as you don’t pester me, you two can just let go and love! I will always protect you! My dear sisters!
"By the way, since it's a cute design, why not add cat ears to the top of your head? I remember there was a cat ear headset that was very popular~" I suddenly thought of this question.
"..."X3
For a moment, the two younger sisters and Sister Aiti were all silent. Judging from their expressions, they seemed to be embarrassed? Did I say something wrong?
"Sister, I also want to ask, why do you people here...have such weird preferences?"
"Ah? Why is it weird that I like cat ears?" I looked at Ai Li in confusion.
"Animal organs, attached to the human body. It's very disgusting." Xinglu continued.
"Huh? Disgusting? No...why would such a cute thing feel disgusting?" I was instantly embarrassed.
"Amy, we really can't understand~ Why do humans find it so cute? Cat ears, cat claws, and cat tails, it's weird, isn't it? Think about it the other way around, if you put human ears and hands on animals
Doesn't it look terrible and disgusting on your body?" Sister Aiti showed a forced smile.
"Attaching human organs to cats...fuck it's really scary! Oh no, no, no, these cute cat ears are all artistically processed images, not the original animal limbs! I almost got caught by you.
Got it!"
"But, the reprocessing is still animal parts~"
"Flowers are also the genitals of plants! Aren't they also beautiful? This is called cross-species specific aesthetics!"
"Hey~~~Amy, is this a concept invented by you?"
"Yes, this is a concept I invented! Ellie, you are considered a human being after all, can't you understand it?" I stared at Ellie with wide eyes.
"No way! There is no such strange aesthetics in my world! Animal organs will only be made into specimens and hung on the wall! The aesthetics here on earth are too strange!" Ellie shook her head vigorously, waving her twin ponytails and ribbons on the ground.
Same.
"Haha...the Western fantasy world with its own high-heeled system actually mocks our strange aesthetics. This world is really hopeless!"
"So we need to save him~"
"What about that, Sister Aini, please don't answer the call suddenly..."