"Stop talking nonsense! We've slept with each other, so what else do we need to care about!"
"Don't use such strange words!"
"Did I say something wrong! Oh, by the way, I almost forgot about something important! Girls, you have to switch back to your appearance~ Otherwise, the style will be wrong when I return to your world. Amy, too, change into yours
Wear a cleric suit, so as not to be too eye-catching."
"That's right, these two-dimensional modeling guys can't just go back like this! Come on, let's change the style of painting."
"Don't look like you can't bear to leave~ You can come anytime you want in the future~ Just call me sister in your head and I will pick you up at any time!"
"Okay, okay, let's go, comrades!"
"Sister~Sister~Big~~~I want to go too~~~!!!"
Ellie rushed out of the house and put on her long-lost adventurer suit.
"Ah? What are you going to do?" I was a little surprised.
"Let's go back to my hometown and have a look~ Let's go together, sister, I'll take care of you too~" Aili smiled and took my arm.
"Okay, let's go together, let's go, sister~"
"Let's go, let's go~ I'll beep~~~~ with Ling Mei after you leave." Sister Aini waved her hand nonchalantly.
"...It's as if you didn't say 'beep~~~~' when I was here." I looked indifferent.
"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here!"
Sister Aini lifted up her handsome and sexy stiletto-heeled thigh boots decorated with belts and kicked me into the portal. I was so humiliated in front of my friends but still paid attention to this problem. As expected, I didn’t
Saved?
Climbing up from the dilapidated gravel ground, I looked around and found myself in a standard medieval corner. Whether it was the narrow street, the shabby stone and wood structures on both sides of the street, or the jumbled up and down buildings.
The rags and tattered hemp ropes hanging above the street gave people a rotten feeling. At the end of one side of the street, there was less than a person's width between the city wall made of rough stones and the building, and there were weeds and
Vines clinging sparsely between the gaps between the stones, bringing a bit of life to this dark and broken place. I looked to the other side, and beyond the intersection was another alley, with wooden boxes, barrels, broken boards and other debris.
The entrance is almost full. In a place like this, the fire hazard can no longer be called a hidden hazard, but should be called an open hazard, right?
"Ah, this place is really shabby. It's worse than the shabbiest place I've ever lived in."
Ellie walked out of the portal, glanced around and commented unceremoniously. As an aborigine, this guy and I have the same opinion, which shows that my evaluation is not a bias caused by cultural differences.
"Crunch~~~"
The rotten wooden door of a dilapidated house next to it suddenly opened, and a sly-looking guy stuck his head out and looked around. Judging from his clothes, he must be a homeless rat, otherwise he wouldn't live in a place like this, right?
"Adventurers? What are you doing here?"
The mouse looked at us warily, and at the same time pulled the open door back a little. Although I knew this was just a subconscious behavior of the other party, I still felt a little funny in my heart. Not to mention Ellie, even me,
A kick from the boot could shatter the door and walls of the house.
"Nothing, just passing by." I waved my hand casually.
The mouse looked at us from head to toe, as if it felt that we were not easy to deal with, so it quickly closed the door and retreated.
"Why haven't they come out yet?"
I didn't pay attention to this miscellaneous fish. I looked at the inconspicuous portal behind me, as transparent and invisible as hot air, and felt a little impatient in my heart. Could these guys just stay at home and not leave?
"Maybe you forgot to take something?" Ellie answered.
"What do you need to pick up? I'm the porter!" I rolled my eyes.
"哐~!"
The broken wooden board was violently pushed outwards and hit the wall hard, shaking off a cloud of dust. A dozen gangsters (ancient costume version) rushed out of the dark room, all with ferocious expressions.
Holding swords, guns and clubs.
"It's the two of them! They were definitely hired to deal with us. We have to deal with them first!" The mouse pointed at us and shouted.
Hey~~~Who gave you the confidence? We are adventurers~ You are just hooligans.
As if to slap me in the face, two big men walked out of the crowd. Judging from their unsophisticated clothes, they should be mercenaries or something like that. Okay, there are professional thugs now, but you can definitely beat us.
?Let’s not mention goddesses or anything like that, our status in this world is also the peak of combat power, okay?
"Sister, we are wearing novice clothes now~" Ai Li reminded in her mind.
"Uh... It seems so~..." I only remembered this after looking at Aili's loose, rough leather boots that were a bit rustic.
"Damn adventurers, let you take care of things you shouldn't take care of, today is the day you die!" A big-looking guy in the crowd shouted at us, his voice was so sinister that I didn't even bother to take a closer look at this guy's appearance.
"Hey, I told you we were just passing by, why don't you believe me? Just do what you are supposed to do and don't be so rude to the two girls, okay?" I frowned, already wanting to hit them. As for what they thought
Do you want to attack us? You don’t need to worry about this kind of thing at all. I can stand here and let them attack us all day long.
"I hate them just because they are women! Damn the adventurers, let's kill them!" The leader got his hands dirty for a while, and then he was about to call the horse boys to kill us.
Tsk tsk tsk~ What can a guy who hates beautiful girls say? It’s hopeless!
"Hey~ Are you drifting away, or am I, Hermione, unable to kick eggs? I haven't been here for a few days, and you're back again?"
Hermione's voice sounded from behind. I looked back and saw that the gangsters waiting to die had appeared at some point. The beating enthusiast clenched his fists and looked at the gangsters with a contemptuous smile on his face. She
Taking a step forward, Sister Aiti's improved rear-lace fighting boots made a small hole in the ground.
"Ahhhhh~~~! Yes, yes, it's the Smash Witch Hermione! They're back!" The little boss shouted in a sharp voice as if he had seen a ghost.
"It's Gentle Death! Run!"
"The Dismemberer! It's the Dismemberer! I don't want to be chopped into pieces by her sword!"
"Help! The blood-devouring madman is back too! I don't want to be dissected!"
"Everyone, run! There's no way we can defeat the Iron Butcher! Run!"
The gangsters were all frightened, dropped their weapons and ran away. Because the street was narrow, these guys pushed each other and huddled together. A few unlucky guys were knocked down and then stepped on by people behind them.
In the past. But even so, they ignored the pain and still tried to escape on their hands and knees, as if what was in front of them was not a group of beautiful girls, but a group of strange-looking demon kings.
"Get out! Get out of this city forever! Don't think you have a chance if we're not here! Get out!" Hermione shouted at the gangsters.
"What's the matter?"
"Oh~ That's it~ These guys are local snakes who were driven away by us a long time ago. Maybe because we haven't been back for a long time, these guys think they can settle here again~" Pachulia smiled and said
I explained.
"Humph! These idiots! Can't they defend their territory if we're not around? We must teach them a lesson when we find them!"
Amzi was very angry, but who was she angry at? Their younger brother? I remember that these guys were actually a violent gang, but they were just a violent gang that maintained order in the city...
"That's right~~~ But speaking of you guys...you have such a title of middle school?" I showed a funny smile and stared at these beautiful girls.
"Oh~ these are names randomly given to us by others, not by ourselves!" Hermione scratched her face in embarrassment.
"Oh~ That's good~ Then tell me why you are called the Smashing Witch?" My face became even more funny.
"Because I'm used to...when I hit someone...kick the other person's crotch...if I put my boot on it, it would break...that guy with the shrill voice just now was kicked to pieces by me last time...
..." Hermione tilted her head and blushed in a rare blush.
"Okay, okay, it really lives up to its name~ Then Pachulia, why are you called Gentle Death?"
"Ah~ Well~ Because... I'm very gentle~ Aren't you Amy?" Pachulia looked at me with a stiff smile.
"Hey, give them a show, it's what you're best at." Amzi poked Patchulia on the side.
"Ah~ Do you want to perform now? It's not very good..." Patchouliya coyly.
"Oh, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and perform a show!"
"Oh, okay~ For Amy's sake..."
Pattyulia lowered her head and sighed. When she raised her head again, her signature warm smile was already on her face. She stood in an elegant T-step, her left hand was slightly tilted by her side, and her right hand was raised high.
A large number of ice cones, fireballs, wind blades and the like were summoned above the head.
"Dear gentlemen, you must be living a very hard life, right? Don't worry, I will send you to hell gently. Please don't refuse my kindness~"
"Boom~!"
After Patchulia said these words in an extremely sweet voice, she waved her hand and instantly razed the shabby house where the gangsters were hiding to the ground.
"Oh my, this is so embarrassing! I told you not to perform~!" After the destruction, Patchouli immediately covered her blushing face and hid in Hermione's arms.
"What...isn't it a question of shame or not? If you perform, just perform. Why demolish someone's house? Even though it is a broken house." My lips twitched.
"Don't worry, these were originally abandoned houses. We drove away the rats that used to live here." Loli Hut raised her hand and said.
Okay, now I have a better idea of what these guys are like.