When we walked to the door of the town hall, the two guards standing at the door immediately became panicked. After trying to calm themselves down, the two of them looked aside in unison, as if they had not seen us.
"Amy, let me tell you, the guards here have either been beaten by us, or they have grown up beating us."
Hermione looked triumphantly at the guards who ignored us and pointed at herself with her thumb.
"You sound like you are very old...what do you mean by growing up..." I was speechless.
"Is there nothing wrong with being beaten by us since childhood and then growing up together?" Hermione was a little confused.
"All right……"
In the town office, several clerks in the lobby were sitting behind the counter and dozing off. Hermione snorted, and these listless guys immediately jumped up as if they had been injected with stimulants.
"The mayor hasn't gone out, has he?" Hermione looked toward the stairs on the second floor.
"I didn't... didn't go out... Sister Hermione, you are back..."
A rustic-looking girl timidly replied. But because people in this world generally have good looks, she still looks simple and beautiful even though she is plainly dressed.
"It's good that he didn't go out, we are going to make trouble for him~" Hermione nodded.
"Sister...sister, are these two your friends?"
Another man who looked quite young summoned up the courage to ask. Although he seemed old enough to be Hermione's brother, he still called her eldest sister.
"No, they are the new family, don't mess with them in the future, you hear me!" Hermione bared her teeth at the man.
"I heard it, I heard it!" The man shrank back in fear.
"Paqi, I always feel that you have a bad reputation~ Everyone seems to be afraid of you..." I poked Paqi gently.
"Hehehe~ It's better to be afraid of us than to bully us, isn't it?" Pachi smiled nonchalantly.
"Sigh... I don't quite understand your thoughts, and I'm not like you who were bullied since childhood..."
"Hehehe~ Amy is a goddess~ If even goddesses can be bullied, wouldn't that be nonsense?"
"I... ah, forget it, it doesn't mean that goddesses won't be bullied~ Sister Aini and the others will bully me..."
"That's not bullying, it's love~" Pachi smiled and leaned her head on me.
"At least we won't beat them up casually, but robbers and gangsters will." Hermione shrugged.
Unlike the first floor, the second floor was divided into several small rooms, and the mayor's office was at the end of the corridor. Without any courtesy, Hermione opened the thick wooden door and walked in.
"Ah! You...you are back!"
Contrary to imagination, the mayor is not a fat middle-aged man. Although he looks a little old, he is still relatively well-proportioned in body shape. Generally speaking, in this kind of door-opening scene, you will see that the other party is accepting bribes, or
Dramas like teasing the little girl. But... where I am, things often don't go according to routine. I didn't see the mayor teasing the little girl, but I saw the mayor being teased by the little girl...
"Ah la~ You are back~ How was your harvest this time?"
The little girl... to be precise, the long-straight black sister who teased the mayor flipped her hair and quietly hid the whip in her other hand behind her back.
"Why do you always tease men every time I see you? Can you do something serious?"
Hermione showed a pained expression. Judging from her tone, she seemed to be very familiar with this sister.
"Business? What I do is business. Isn't it important enough to help men gain equal social status with women? Speaking of which, we basically have the same philosophy, right?"
Oh, I remembered, Ellie's world is a world where women are superior to men. Women have advantages over men in all aspects... So this sister is a male chauvinist? Would it be wrong in our world?
Beaten to death?
"That's nonsense! Is it a business to go around coaxing men into bed? Does this have anything to do with social status? Can you feel a little ashamed?" Hermione was a little annoyed.
"Ah! Don't the men who have slept with me gain social status? It's like the mayor~ Isn't it because of me that you are able to sit in this position?"
Sister Hei Changzhi leaned down and hugged the mayor's head, and asked softly in his ear, looking very coquettish.
"Of course...Miss Guirsey, it all depends on...your promotion..."
The mayor's face was very ugly. He was afraid of Pachi and the others, but at the same time he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of his master. His cheeks were shaking constantly, and his smile was like a hippopotamus with its mouth open.
"Ah~ I am no longer a young lady~ Although I look very young hahaha~~~"
Sister Hei Changzhi let go of the mayor, took out a folding fan from her ultra-low-cut evening dress and covered her face with a smile. Oh yes, I suddenly understood that this sister is very similar to Sister Clara~ No, I should say she is
Sister Clara is trying her best to interpret the image of a coquettish bitch, right? Well, but this world is a woman-dominated society, so her role should not be considered a bitch, but a playgirl or something? But in short, it is not a good thing.
Role?
"Hehehe~ Sister Guierxi, what are you doing as a count staying in a remote place like ours every day? If you really want to fight for men's rights, a big city like the City of One Husband is the place you should stay, right?
"
Pachi switched to godmother mode and spoke with a lukewarm smile.
"Hehehe~ I'm just a little earl. I can't make any waves in a big city~ It's appropriate to start from a small place after all~ Besides, men in big cities are not cute at all. One or two
They all look like bitches~ But the simple men here are cuter~"
This sister just likes to have sex with men...
"Okay Sister Guilsey, I really have no right to interfere with your behavior, but harassing the mayor during working hours is wrong. Do you have any objection to this?" Pachi also seemed to have a headache for this sister.
"Yeah~ This is indeed my fault~ So, does Sister Patiuliya want me to leave? I just arrived here, and I was interrupted by you before I even started. I'm so disappointed~"
Sister Hei Changzhi said coquettish words, but her eyes were as cold as the cold wind.
"Haha~ Then we came at the wrong time~ However, we have something important to do with the mayor, which is related to the safety of the entire town's residents. If you don't mind, could you please take a break? We
It will be solved soon." Pachi said still smiling.
"Ah la~ It seems I have to avoid it~ Okay, I know~ I can just leave~ But, you are not allowed to be rough with my baby today~ I don't want to see other women in my baby
Where are the scars left~"
"Hehehe~ Don't worry, sister Guierxi, we won't do anything." Pachi nodded.
"Then~ I'll go back first~ After finishing the work, come to me quickly~ I will prepare a full set of props hehe~"
Sister Hei Changzhi put away her fan, leaned over and bit the mayor's ear gently, and then looked at me and Aili with a meaningful smile as we walked out of the room. I didn't understand the meaning of that look, but I was
She felt uncomfortable staring.
After the sound of her high heels disappeared in the distance, I breathed a sigh of relief. The atmosphere just now was too depressing, which made me, a nerd who is not good at negotiation, feel very uncomfortable.
"What role does this sister play? Is she the best gunner here?" I asked.
"Alas~ Sister Guierxi is actually a good person. She often sponsors our orphanage..." Pachi sighed.
"Ah? Then why is the relationship between you so bad?"
"Because she has bad conduct~ As you can see, she is just a guy who seduces men everywhere, and she is also...well, shaking, is that what you say? From teenagers to old people, there is no type she doesn't like...
...but, she is indeed calling for men's rights, and will also provide help to her...friends, so men here are trying to find ways to have a relationship with her...but, what she is calling for is...men also have
She has the right to have sex with whomever she likes... As the defender of order in the town, we have protested to her many times but... it is of no use... We really have nothing to do with her...
..." Paqi covered her face, looking helpless.
"That's really a...complicated person...by the way, she is a count?"
"Yes, she is a count and the top manager of our area. Even we...are also managed by her."
"Hey~ Then when did she come?"
"She was there when we were little," Hermione replied from the side.
"Huh? How is that possible? That sister?" I was shocked.
"Amy, don't be surprised~ Sister Guirsey was also an adventurer before, and she became an earl because of her great achievements~" Pachi patted me.
"No, I'm not surprised by this, I mean she looks so young..."
"Ah~ This~ We adventurers don't age very much in appearance~ Although our physical fitness will decline as we age, our appearance will always be the same as when we were young~ This should be... our world
settings?"
"Ah~ the world that has been set is so nice~" I said with sincere envy.
"Well~~~But it's not a normal world after all~" Pachi smiled and waved her hand.
"By the way, Pachi, since she was here when you were little, why didn't she help you when you were arrested? Isn't she a good person?"
"Hey! Do good people have to always be by others' side and do good deeds? During our most difficult years, Sister Guierxi was always fighting the devil on the front line. How could she have time to care about our trivial matters?" He
Milly said unhappily.
"Oh...so that's it...then what happened to the officials who tricked you back then?"
"Of course they are some acting officials! They took advantage of the opportunity to act arrogant because their superiors were away... Well~ Later, when Sister Guierxi came back and found out about us, those guys were all driven to the mines!" He
Milly showed a proud look again.
"Well~ We will never forget Sister Guierxi's kindness. Do you know Amy, even if she is on the front line, she still instructs her subordinates to make regular donations to our orphanage... Of course, these donations are naturally used
Damn it, you bastards~ When she was here, her subordinates even gave us some token food. As soon as she left, all those poor things were gone~~~Well~in short, she really wanted to help us.
La~ There is nothing we can do about being deducted from below~~~The war in those years was relatively tense. Sister Guierxi rarely stayed in the territory, so it was a chaos down there~"
"But at this moment, we appeared! Hehehehe~~~" Hermione said after taking over Patch's words.
"..."
I nodded and didn't ask any more questions.
"What's wrong, sister, are you rethinking the definition of a good person?" Ai Li, who was making soy sauce at the side, came over and asked.
"Well, this sister does challenge my three views... Am I a straight man? I always thought that Bichi was Bichi. I never thought that Bichi might just look like Bichi..."
"Uh, sister, have you misunderstood something? The word "bitchi" is used to describe life style and has nothing to do with other things~ That sister is a good person, but she is also a bitchi who goes around having sex~"
"Don't talk about a good sister like that!"
"It doesn't matter, Ellie is also a real straight man with cancer anyway!"
"Huh? How did you become a straight man?"
"Ellie is a straight male cancer according to onee-sama's definition~ Ellie wants to eliminate all men in the world!"
"Uh... That's true... Wait, what did you say? I seem to have heard a very dangerous statement!"