"Have you really entered the legendary resting place of the first generation Valkyrie? Are you sure you didn't make it up to tease me, an old lady?"
"Dean~ When did we lie to you~" Pachi took the dean's arm and rested her head on her shoulder, acting like a baby.
"There is a small notebook in my drawer, and I have written down everything in it~" The dean pushed Pachi's head away mercilessly.
"Hehe...hehehe~ At least we didn't lie to you about the big things~" Paqi continued without changing her expression.
"Really? You obviously wanted to kill the whole family, but you lied to me about going hunting in the woods." The dean looked like you were going to continue talking.
"Well~ I'm just going hunting~ It's just that the prey are those bad guys~"
"Okay, let me believe it for now. So, what about your loot after coming out of such a powerful ruin? Why did you come back empty-handed? Don't tell me that you didn't get anything because the situation was too dangerous. This time
We are still waiting for you to take care of us~" The dean raised his hand and patted Pachi on the head.
Well, this dean is really down-to-earth, and he said this naturally.
"Of course we brought things back, and there are so many things! Not only are there more, but the variety is far beyond your imagination!" Hermione said proudly as she patted the ball.
"Dean, do you know that we have a Lawuandis family here?" Emzi, who had never had any lines, spoke up.
"I know~ It's the writing family, pronounced "country", a mysterious family that is extremely powerful but uncontested. It is said to have mastered a certain secret technique, so there are only women in the family... Wait, is this your friend?!
"
The dean looked at me with wide eyes, full of surprise and shock. However, considering the abnormal settings of the sisters, it is normal for an ordinary adventurer to have such a reaction when seeing a living member of this family.
By the way, who is running this forced family? Are there any lower-level goddesses who are not doing their jobs properly? Or, sister, they really just created a background setting in name only. In fact, this
The family has no entity at all, but only exists in people's legends?
…
After waiting for a few seconds, no sister came to answer this question for me. It seemed that they were too lazy to answer. Well, I will go look for it myself when I have the chance to see what the main family in this setting is.
what does it look like.
"That's right, Dean, Amy and the others are the richest ladies in the Lawuandis family~" Pachi said with a smile.
"They... don't look alike? The blonde girl's temperament is acceptable, but the silver-haired girl... looks like... a man no matter what?" The dean showed a troubled expression.
Well, grandma has good eyesight! As expected of someone who has lived for decades, she can see my true identity at a glance!
"Dean~ You forgot~ They are people who can be friends with us~ How can they think with ordinary thinking~ Besides, the Lawuandis family is famous for being strange, so their family
Is it normal for a young lady to be a little strange?"
"Well... what you said is really... ah~! I'm so rude! Misses, please forgive me for the offense. As we get older, our brains sometimes just can't turn around. Please forgive me."
The dean slapped her head as if she had come to her senses, and quickly lifted up her short skirt to salute us. The strange nun's dress was already at the miniskirt level, so mentioning it directly exposed her white lace plumpness.
In front of our eyes.
Well, is this considered disrespectful? But why do I think she did it on purpose?
"Oh, Dean, don't be like this. Just treat us as your own. This makes us so awkward! Didn't Paqi already tell you that we are just like family members? Don't let anyone see anyone outside~" Although he kept complaining,
I quickly exchanged greetings.
"Huh? Miss, are you serious? Do you really want me to treat you like a family member?" The dean kept lifting his skirt and looked at me.
"Really, really, why did I lie to you!"
Grandma, please put down your skirt quickly. I really don’t want to see the fatness of the elderly, even though you still look like a beautiful girl.
"That's great~!"
The dean showed a bright smile, as happy as an eighty-year-old child.
"So my children, how much money did you bring back this time? Do you have a million gold coins or something that you can use first?"
The next moment, the dean put away his smile and extended his hand to me with a serious expression.
"..."
Ma De, for the sake of your beautiful hands, I will bear it, otherwise I will slap you hard, you are so shameless!
"Sister! How can you talk about your mother-in-law like this? Be more polite!" Ai Li suddenly said angrily in her mind.
"Huh? What the hell is mother-in-law?"
"Aren't Pachi and the others your harem? So the dean who raised them is your mother-in-law!"
"Huh? What you said seems to be true? It turns out that Ai Li, your brain is quick to react... you're a fool! They are not my harem! They are friends, friends!"
"Tsk~ What people say subconsciously are their true subconscious thoughts. Don't cover it up, sister."
"I'm not! I didn't!"
"Dean, what we brought back this time is not money, but something more valuable."
Loli Hut spoke, interrupting the daily routine in my mind and that of Ellie.
"Really? What about the things you brought back? You have been out for a few months, and your family is too poor to afford meat~" The dean turned to Hurt.
Ah, this sentence must be complained, right? As a feudal society that has just begun to have the industrial revolution, are you very poor if you can't afford meat? The poor in our era couldn't even afford to eat!
"Dean, and the children, we brought back some... lost ancient technology this time. So don't be afraid no matter what we take out."
"...Did you hear that, kids? Don't be afraid of anything my sisters do later~"
After the dean stared at Hutt suspiciously for a few seconds, he loudly warned the children who were watching.
"But sister and the others didn't take anything!" a child shouted loudly.
"Idiot, only an idiot can't see it! It's obvious that each of them is carrying a bag as big as a mountain!"
"Hey? Where is it? I didn't see it?"
"Because you are an idiot!"
"I didn't see it either, I'm not an idiot!"
"That's right, you started lying again! I'm so smart that I didn't even see it!"
"Yes, the dean is the smartest, and she didn't see it either! Stop lying!"
"Woo~~~Why don't you cooperate with me? Wuwu~~~!"
"Because you are the fool! No one has ever been fooled by you!"
The children started chattering and making noise, as if they were using this method to dispel the restlessness in their hearts. But the dean just slapped his hands, and the group of sparrow-like little guys quickly became quiet.
It seems that there are no dangerous creatures like naughty children in this orphanage. The director's education is very good. It's a pity that when they grow up, they will become hooligans like Pachi and the others.
"Amy~ Take it all out~" Pachi nodded towards me.
"Okay~~~"
As a porter, I had no choice but to lean down and start pouring things out of the valley.
"...!!!"
Then, everyone in the orphanage was shocked.
Forget it, as expected, the number of readers of this book is as unchangeable as the speed of light.
"Who told you that the speed of light is immutable?"
I don’t care, our current technological level believes that the speed of light cannot be changed anyway!