Patsy took out a fan from nowhere and looked at me with a smile on her face, pretending to be mysterious like Sister Clara.
"Uh... did you also go and communicate with Sister Clara?" I immediately wiped away the cold sweat that had left me in the sea.
"That's right~ Because I am also the type of person who laughs~ So of course I have to communicate~ This fan was made for me by Sister Clara herself~" Pachi said as she skillfully turned the fan in her hand.
"She did it herself~ Does it have the bonus of Bichi's attributes? Sister Clara is trying very hard to become a Bichi with blond hair and big breasts... Ah Sneeze! Why can't I sneeze!"
I looked around blankly, but I didn't feel anything like a cool breeze. Well, this must be Sister Clara talking bad about me!
"Sister...it's obviously you who is talking bad about her, okay?"
"Shut up! Patsy, don't you have a clue? Then tell me what kind of clue it is."
"I found Kunte cake in the house. It is a unique food of the nearby Kunte village~ Because it tastes like wood residue, no one except the villagers there wants to eat it~"
"The name of this village...are the people in it obsessed with playing cards every day and not interested in working?"
"Hey? Amy, how do you know? People there are really keen on playing a card game called Dazhi. Because everyone likes to play cards, no one manages the crops well, and the quality of the things they grow is low.
It’s very bad~ In addition, those people don’t have the heart to handle the food properly, so they have super unpalatable things like Quinte cake~”
"As expected... You lose your spirit by playing with things, you lose your spirit by playing with things~! Adventurers must stay away from that village, or they will be led astray!"
"Yeah~ We once tried to get the villagers in that village to do business, but they would rather be beaten than give up playing cards~ So we gave up~"
"Being beaten...can't you just talk about it properly?"
"Oh my! If reasoning is useful, then who needs fists? Hehehe~~~"
"Okay, okay, then let's go over there and investigate~ By the way, the villagers won't be so scared to hide when they see you, right?"
"No way~ Those guys can focus on playing cards at any time. It is said that when the situation was tense, they were still playing cards while hiding in the cellar, and they didn't care about the monsters that destroyed the village~"
"...How many tricks does the god of this world use when making games!"
"How far is that village from us, Pachi?" Ellie brought the topic to the right track for the first time.
"Hmm~ It's a little far~ Ah~ I understand! Because Quint Village is almost in the middle of the surrounding villages, that's why they chose to supply supplies in that village... Well... maybe there is a reason to save money. Quint
Although the food in the village is terrible, they have a very large area of cultivated land. The climate here has always been very good, and those guys can harvest a lot of food even if they plant any kind of food, but those who are too lazy to even do threshing
They also don’t know how to handle food properly~ So the price of food in their village is basically the lowest in the country, and no one is willing to buy it... If you need to buy something at a low price to make a living, it is indeed best to go to that village to buy it.
As for the choice... But the mastermind behind the scenes is too stingy, right? He is not even willing to give ordinary quality food to his subordinates. What on earth do they want to do?"
Pachi held her chest with one hand and her chin with the other, and her every move and smile... okay, no smile... all revealed the light of wisdom.
"Why are you thinking so much? Without sufficient information, all reasoning will be impossible, right? Let's go there quickly, and we will definitely find more clues."
"Well~ I suddenly feel that I should call Hurt~" Pachi suddenly looked at me and said.
"Huh? Why do you call her? Because she has good logical thinking?"
"Because she is a goth loli~"
"...To be honest, although she is a lolita, she is definitely not a goth lolita! She is an engineer~ She is obviously in the Victorian steampunk style! She is nothing like a lolita detective from the First World War!"
"Okay, okay~ Let's think about how to get there now~ You have to climb mountains and ridges to get to that village~ But if you take the waterway, it won't be so troublesome~ The rivers here extend in all directions and are pure natural transportation channels.
~”
"Uh... I don't want to run~ Although my body is not tired, my mind is tired~ Hmm... How about we float on the water with a battering ram? I heard that the density there is low and can be used as a lifebuoy~ Let's
The size is so big, there shouldn’t be any pressure when floating, right?” I raised my finger and looked at Ellie and Patchi with an expression of “Look how smart I am.”
"Hehe...hehehe...Amy, your creativity...is indeed very powerful, hehehe~~~"
Pachi smiled awkwardly, her expression seemed to be saying: "Oh~ my best friend is an idiot, what should I do? It's better not to hurt her?"
"Sister...your brain is the one with the most problems, right? How did you come up with this damn idea? You might as well set your own mass to zero and float away!"
"Damn it, girl! Why is there something wrong with my brain? This is a very creative solution, okay! But the one you mentioned is indeed more reliable... By the way, how much do we usually weigh? I never knew that I had
How heavy." I tried to change the subject.
"About 129.3 kilograms~" Ai Li spread her hands casually.
"Are you kidding me! Although we are indeed a bit taller and a bit bigger where we should be, it shouldn't be so heavy!" I was immediately shocked.
"What do you think, sister~ Why else would we be able to crush the ground just by trampling on it? Although the pressure of our thin boots on the ground is indeed very high, without a large mass as a premise, it would not be so destructive~"
"...Are you really not kidding me? Who ate too much and got so heavy!"
"You didn't eat too much~ This is to prevent others from pushing you down~ Think about it~ We goddesses all look like soft girls, but when we bump into them, we find that we fall down first just like hitting a wall, like this
Aren’t the attributes cute?”
"...How cute is the straight girl of steel?"
"Why isn't it cute~ If the arm is replaced by a robotic arm, it will be the most adorable and hegemonic attribute of all mankind!"
"...Ellie."
"What's wrong, onee-sama?"
"In the future, we will watch less TV shows and more variety shows."
"Why?"
"That way your IQ will be lowered and I can suppress you."
"Hahaha, sister, what are you talking about~ The kind of mentally retarded variety shows you used to have are dead~ Now all the variety shows on TV are those performed by goddesses~"
"Hey? Really? What are they?"
"We'll find out when we go back and see~ The top priority now is to get to Quinte Village, right?"
"Hehehe~ Ellie is indeed a good child. She actually brought back the stinky Amy who ran the train again~"
"Patch, what did you call me..."
"It's sweet, delicious, and so tempting. Just smelling it makes me want to go, Amy~"