"It doesn't matter, just swim up and it'll be fine!"
"Hehehe~ Wouldn't it be weird to swim in stiletto thigh boots~"
"What's weird? It's very exciting, isn't it? The wet boots must be licked...Made, I didn't say anything!"
"Sister...it's so shameful~ Can we stop being perverts?"
"What shame do you, an eroge pervert, have to say that to me!"
"Dora Amy, you should have a boat, right? Just bring out a piece of the boat~"
"Who is Fatty Blue! And Pachi, your quantifier is broken!"
"No~ What I mean is, just take a wooden board or something that can float on the water. If you want power, I can use air magic~"
"What is air magic..."
"Well, after I came into contact with your scientific theories, I realized that our classification method is too general. In the future, I will apply the scientific research thinking method to magic research~"
"...Forget it, I'd better look for something that can float on the water..."
A few minutes later, I pulled out an oversized plastic bathtub from my chest... to be precise, it should be a plastic swimming pool for children to play in.
"Sister...you still don't admit that you are Doraemon? Why are there all these messy things in your place? Where is the serious ship?"
"It's not my fault! Sister Hongyue gave this to me all at once! It's not like you don't know she is a world-class grocery store!"
"Then don't you know how to tidy it up?"
"How can I have time to sort it out! And how can I sort out so many things!"
"Won't you ask Sister Aini to help you sort it out?"
"Uh... then I'll go find her when I get back... and put something useful in there by the way!"
"Um, Amy, are you going to fight with us?" Pachi scratched her cheek in embarrassment, which was as red as a ripe tomato.
"Paqi, what have you been thinking about all day? How did you know that I had such an intention?" I shrank my neck and looked at Paqi with an indifferent expression.
"Um... isn't the bathtub just for bathing? Taking a bath in the wild... isn't it... a field battle..."
"Don't use words that you don't know the specific meaning of!"
"But aren't all cartoons..."
"That must be the fault of the subtitle team! Learn the foreign language and watch the original version!"
"Hmm~ Okay, so this isn't a field battle... But it's too shameful to take a bath in the wild..."
"Aren't you an adventurer who lives in the open? Why do you feel ashamed!"
"Because we don't take off our clothes and take a shower in the wild..."
"Why! Isn't the naked beautiful girl in the lake a classic welfare scene? Why is a real beautiful girl adventurer like you unwilling to take a bath in the wild!"
"Sister, you are broken!"
"you shut up!"
"Because... because there is such a thing as purification. Have you forgotten that Dodori is a priest? We don't need to bathe in the open anymore. That would be really shameful.
"..."
"Ah~ Amy, why are you looking like this?"
"Nothing, I just think the men in this world are really pitiful. There are beautiful girls everywhere, but they have no chance to encounter welfare scenes."
"Hehehe~ Amy, you are joking~ Men are just like dogs. They can be used for love and care, but they must not be used for sex. Otherwise, they will be dead dogs~"
"I apologize to all the straight women in the world~"
"Sister, your point is wrong! Shouldn't you be apologizing to men? Why do you still apologize to women?"
"Oh, because men are superfluous things."
"Hehehe~ Look~ Amy, your thoughts are similar to mine, aren't you? Hehehe~"
"Didn't you be straight women for a while before..."
"Hahaha~ That's just a crazy brain~ Think about it carefully, maybe it's because you have been living with beautiful girls for a long time and you want to hunt for novelties, right?"
"Where are you looking for a man to be curious about~~~"
"Hehehe~ This is not important~ But Amy, do you really plan to use this thing as a boat? This thing doesn't drink water at all, right? Will it flip over if we sit in it?" Pachi waved her hand and forced the topic to change.
Get back on track.
"It's no problem. Our balance ability is super strong now. We won't turn over if we don't move around."
"But the river is a bit fast~ The most important thing is that our center of gravity may be unstable~"
As Patch spoke, she shook her body from side to side, filling my field of vision with turbulent waves.
"...Ellie, set our mass to zero."
"Hmm! Uh... I can't do it! Sister Aini has also disabled this function. We are now the quality of ordinary girls." Ai Li raised her head and said helplessly.
"You little sluts, I suddenly feel that having small breasts is not necessarily a bad thing." I stared down at my chest with dead eyes.
"Hehehe~ Amy, don't be so negative! I have figured out a way to maintain balance~" Pachi came over and touched my head.
"Really? It's not like soaking your upper body in water as a float, right?" I raised my head half-deadly.
"Ah~ Hahaha~ Of course it's not such a strange method~ Why do you always think about these strange things, Amy~" Pachi said with an expression on her face, "My best friend is really a pervert."
"Because onee-sama is a pervert~"
"Ellie!"
"Otherwise, why would you want my super perverted sister!"
"Humph, you know what's going on!"
"Okay, okay~ put the basin in the river quickly, we will find a way to get up~"
Patsy pushed Ellie and I to the river beach, and then carefully put the basin into the shallow river water.
"Amy, you go up first."
Patchi squatted in the river holding the basin to greet me. Her pair of white mage boots designed by Sister Aiti herself were soaked in the water below the ankle. The graceful lines of the boots danced like a fish in the water waves.
I couldn't help but be fascinated by it.
"Amy, what are you looking at? Come up quickly?"
Pakhi tilted her head in confusion, and at the same time kneeled one leg directly in the water. The side-sloping thigh boots with exquisite lace on the mouth were completely soaked in the water, and they looked as delicious as the tender egg whites in the soup.
"What else can she watch...Sister, this perverted boot addict wants to lick your boots again~" Ellie said angrily from the side.
"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute." I got angry and hit Ellie hard on the head.
"I don't want to! Even if I die, rot, and be nailed in a coffin, I will say it out loud! Onee-sama likes to lick the sexy boots of beautiful girls!" Ellie pushed her chest out and bumped into me without fear.
.
"You bastard girl, you've reached your rebellious stage, haven't you! And the goddess is so damn stupid!"
"I've grown up a long time ago, okay!"
"Okay, okay! If you really want to lick it, Amy, I'll just let everyone lick it for you when you get back. But that won't work in the wild," Pachi said with a blush on her face and a smile.
"Patch, you are obviously talking about such shameful things, why are you not blushing as much as when you said you were taking a shower?"
"Ah~ Because bathing in the wild may be seen by some smelly man who breaks in. Wouldn't that be terrible? But if I go home and let Amy enjoy it... I'm very happy~" Pachi shyly turned her head and looked at
aside.
"Sister, we are all your harem, just accept this fait accompli~" Ai Li patted me on the shoulder like an uncle.
"I won't admit it! There is only one harem king, and that is Reime!"
"It doesn't exist. Don't you know the principle of 'my harem's harem is not my harem'?"
"In short, I am not! I am the cuckold king with ten trillion cuckolds!"
"Sister...please don't hurt yourself..."
“What the hell am I talking about! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s your fault that I’m so perverted now, no matter what I think!”